mother’s little muscleman.

Has Luke Wilson always been a cowboy and I just didn’t notice?

Happy bday nosferatu u sick fuck!!

Hangman Page wearing a Tony Schiavone disguise to fuck up Samoa Joe was prob my favorite wrestling thing i've seen in a while.

I’m sorry Austin Reaves has scored 92 points in his past two games??

League Pass rocks. I just watched Vucevic get lowkey triple teamed on the post by three guards and he scored on them only for Stacey King to call it Gulliver’s Travels.

look, none of this is hard, it's all just very annoying.

I know I’ll get used to it eventually but it’s so wild watching a room temp ESPN broadcast and then being treated with the inside the nba theme and seeing Shaq Kenny Ernie and Chuck do their thing business as usual.

Movie Villain: Watch out!! It's CRANK and he looks real CRANKED UP!!

men only want one thing and it's disgusting!!

I will maybe do more or abandon this project completely. I did no research this came from the top of my head. don't fact check me or ur crush won't text u back.

6. PACERS losing Haliburton in the finals so how far will they fall?? What ppl aren't noticing more is how hurt they will be from losing Myles Turner. Post presence that learned to shoot from the arc over the past few years. 7. LAKERS too easy. 8. SPURS I have never liked the spurs wemby cool tho.

4. THUNDER they are going to repeat and that is cool and good I am not supposed to say that bc I am from/live in Seattle. a surplus of talent and it isn't fair!! 5. ORLANDO they have new uniforms, and they are fun to watch play defense if you are a sicko like me.

2. ROCKETS I love Shengun, but losing Fred Vanvleet is bad now that they don't have a facilitator, I hope Durant is motivated more in Houston than Phoneix, but losing your PG in the offseason is a tough blow. defensively a mess btw 3. DETROIT can they take another step after a very promising year?

everybody is asking ME what I have my eyes on this year. Let me tell you before I get too distracted. 1. THE KNICKS I will miss THIBS but will Mike Brown be a better fit bc he, you know, uses his actual bench? Can they take advantage of a pretty weak eastern conference??

ah great the mariners are out so SG will cool it on the sportsposting. WRONG BOZO. I happen to be close personal friends with the entire NBA and they are tipping off TONIGHT on PEACOCK. use code SG42069 for a free month.

If u are watching seahawk rn u can’t party w me at the parade.

Wow folks turns out game 7s are incredibly stressful and hard to watch when you are actually invested in one of the participants!!

Here’s mine.

if the seattle mariners don't do it for the fans, they should do it for Lisan al-Gaib.

folks idk about u but i am ready 2 put on sweats and watch my close personal friends the seattle mariners try and win game four of the american league championship series.

Can’t get enough of them, folks.

Ever love job interviews so much that u are interviewing someone and then getting interviewed elsewhere on the same day??

What’s up with all these god damn draculas???

Good thing the ALCS is not known as a stressful series.

So you’re telling me I could have seen Roofman tonight??

the problem playing the same team five times in a row is that they know all of your old tricks now!!

joey cora how could you??

we need to chill with the animated album art.

Instagram ‘exploring’ making Reels the app’s new default view - 9to5Mac Instagram is “exploring” making Reels the app’s new default tab, replacing the traditional Home view and becoming more like TikTok.

damn meta u are right i need to be on IG a lot less thank u.
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