Jack

😉

Literally the worst prank ever. 🤮

Costco is breaking the economy. This poutine was $6. I didn’t have a banana, so hand for scale.

Dropped Sam off for her first day of daycare and I’m not a wreck you are, shut up.

Omg doing a portfolio is literally the hardest task, and I don’t know why. Good on you!

this is mesmerizing

There was a horrible humming pressure, and then Ferron was melded into her consciousness as if they'd coalesced. For better or worse, she was brutally conscious and coherent this time. "I hate you," she rasped out, and let him feel every ounce of her loathing. If there was a time to provoke him, it was surely now. During a procedure this dangerous, he couldn't afford to make any mistakes, but she couldn't move. I hate you. Traitor. Coward. I hate you. Ferron paid no notice. He was eerily still, as if distracted by the alien plane of existence he had forced himself into. He didn't do anything this time, didn't even look around.

You know when you read the jacket cover of a novel and you’re like 👀👀enemies to lovers? 🥺🥺
But then you start reading and are like oh right no way, too dark.
But then 100pgs in you read a passage like this and like … 👀👀👀 enemies to lovers right?? “Uwu I hate you, coward, feel ALL my loathing” 😈🥺😈🥺

I encourage you to read her full comments, not because they exculpatory — they absolutely are not — but because they're dangerously close to self awareness about the trap that hasbarists find themselves in.

My current absolutely not a problem-problem is why do websites not prominently (or even in their shipping/faq) say what country they’re located in. I want to know if I’m paying in CAD or USD and if I’m going to get slapped with tarrifs. Why is this so hard?

A graph of a giraffe. The x axis is length, the y axis is height, the head is obviously top right of the graph as it is the apex of both stats

Hi bluesky I made you a giraph ok thanks

My dad sent me this

Launching a new social media platform where, in addition to upvoting or downvoting a post, you can also topvote, bottomvote, strangevote, or charmvote it. Each of these options DOES affect the Algorithm, but exactly how is not publicly documented, leaving users to puzzle it out via trial and error.

Fork just gave me the most ominous error message I've ever seen in my life

I can’t decide which part is better … spending $2000 on a mattress that isn’t usable without a $17 monthly subscription or that the makers of the mattress didn’t consider support for when their backend goes down 😂😂😂 No notes. Brilliant. Capitalism has peaked, we can go home girls. We did it.

ya sex is nice but have you ever made a particularly pertinent comment during book club and everyone starts snapping in approval

Watched a video about carving erasers to make Lino prints, thought “that seems fun, how hard can it be”, bought a box of erasers and haven’t looked back.

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

I know this is a radical position that will probably enrage people

But hear me out:

What if this thing we call autism is just the way some peoples’ brains work

Not an illness. Not a brain injury. Not a defect.

Some. Peoples’. Brains. Are. Different.

And they don’t need to be fixed

Water colour painting of a croissant and latte

Started my urban sketching class night. Very excited 🥰

26 days later, and I’m happy to report that it has not become my entire personality but I have eaten probably 20 frozen yogurts since Gurty joined my life.

In the bookshop this morning:

PARENTS: “Okay, we’re leaving now.”

CHILD: *pulls another book from the shelf and sits down *

CHILD: “Then I guess this is goodbye.”

All very regular, healthy, normal behaviour, I’m sure. Including the part where I feel bad for making mean untrue jokes about it on the internet because I’ve accidentally personified a note book. Maybe I’ll get through these 50 pages faster than I though, seems we have a lot to talk about

Got a cute leather journal that you can put different notebooks in. Tragically, my current daily journal, a nice Nuuna, has 50 pages left and I can’t leave it unfinished so I’m currently staring longingly at new journal while writing “dear diary I wish you’d die so I could play with my new toy”

Illustration of some sharks giving advice 1.) Its okay to ask for help 2.) You are not a burden 3.) Murder is okay 4.) Your feelings matter There is nothing unusual

Supportive sharks are all you need
#art #sharks #comic

Didn’t think I’d ever have to explain to someone why letting their dog off leash to chase the geese around the park is bad, actually. But. Here we are I guess?

AI industry horrified to face largest copyright class action ever certified Copyright class actions could financially ruin AI industry, trade groups say.

Oh … no … it sure would be a shame if the industry built on stealing shit and destroying the environment and putting creatives out of work and mass producing the most depressing drivel ever got sued into oblivion 🥺🥺🥺

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

Dance like nobody’s watching. Sing like nobody’s listening. Post in a way that’s against all brand guidelines until it’s too late for management to replace you

Art of sailor moon with the words 'my tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government'

morning mood

Nice! Yeah maple syrup is awesome. Also I feel like I can pretend it’s health because it just falls out of trees.