⚾️Hellsbells🥃

About 90 years ago, somebody else did that! Any guesses?

No worries, we have the Orange War-stopper in the Whitehouse! He has ended 38 wars now!

Looks good to me, we paid 16% on our 1st house.

Kid Rick’s first ever Headline!

Hey, Hey, My, My! This “Old Man” is Rockin’ in the Free World”
“Teach Your Children!”

Eliot, don’t forget the checks from pharmaceutical companies for reducing costs by 500%!

Question: if I were to ever get subpoenaed, can I just not show up?

Venmo

…and then takes his trophy blood sample from his cheek…

Yep, it’s All in the Family!

Many plants are more flammable than others. The Burning Bush is banned in Massachusetts and New Hampshire because of its high oil content in the leaves.

That’s what he spends per day on orange make-up!

Maybe they can book Kid Rock and give tickets to all the J6 felons that were pardoned!

He must have someone enter those messages. I can see him sitting there dictating his messages to some aide (who is thinking to themselves, “4 years of college for this shit!”).

But wait Jon, he says “there are new plants being built all over the land!” Where???

Dear Greenland: you don’t have to let this idiot in your land. We won’t mind.

Love that analogy (and Tony Rush’s)!

I’m gonna’ miss NCIS, on the other hand, it sucked lately anyway!

Our Yellow Lab in front of our tree using the “Polar Express” filter. Happy Holidays!

And he can’t even flip a coin! Wait until you see the Army/Navy coin flip.

Well said, thank you!

He sprays them everywhere! And very long! We will miss him in NY. Everybody loved him, you will too!

Can we start a Go-Fund-Me for this person?!

Just came back from Quebec City, paid $1.69 per liter, which is ~$6.35 US per gallon. People don’t realize how good we have it.

RIP Duane and Berry!

Noooo, not yet, use it to blow all the needles and stuff out of your Xmas tree! And works great for blowing light snow off your front porch!

Started watching Alien: Earth, it’s a future world where 4 billionaire families control the world. Sound familiar?

Take him to The Hague

Sickening! I saw someone comment on another post that there is no way these small boats carry enough fuel to travel across the Gulf of Mexico, even if they carry extra fuel on the boat. They’re fishermen!

U2’s “Where the Streets Have No Names”