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Alex Penland, Academia Native

@alexpenname.bsky.social

he/they. Conlanger, former boy adventurer, Smithsonian alum, PhD at U of Edinburgh (MVAMO). ANDRION was published in 2023. BSFA, BFS, SFWA; BSFA longlisted and Pushcart nominated. Pushcart nommed, Interzone pubbed, SFWA, etc.

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I’ll have to apply, then! This looks ideal for the type of work I’ve been looking for as I’m finishing my PhD.

29.10.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just checkingβ€”this looks like it would be a fully online position, is that correct?

29.10.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Largest study of its kind shows AI assistants misrepresent news content 45% of the time – regardless of language or territory An intensive international study was coordinated by the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) and led by the BBC

"Gemini performed worst with significant issues in 76% of responses, more than double the other assistants, largely due to its poor sourcing performance."

And yet: "We want these tools to succeed and are open to working with AI companies to deliver for audiences and wider society.’"

Dude, what???

29.10.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The SmokeLong Grand Micro Contest 2025 - SmokeLong Quarterly The SmokeLong Grand Micro Contest (The Mikey) is now an annual competition celebrating and compensating the best micro fiction and nonfiction online. The grand prize winner of The Mikey is automatical...

Just under 20 days to get your micros (-250 words) in! Fiction, CNF, hybrid, published, unpublished, translations. We're so easy. What about that killer micro you published 20 years ago? It's eligible. We're searching for the best. Deadline Nov 15th. www.smokelong.com/the-smokelon...

27.10.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will! I’ve been doing loads of adventures in gluten free baking latelyβ€”my best friend is celiac, and I’m determined to make her some good food!

When I’ve perfected it, I’ll write up the recipe and share it!

28.10.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nearly a Century Ago, American Chestnut Trees Died Off. Now, Hikers Can Walk Among Them Again. Efforts to restore the American chestnut comprise "one of the most epic conservation stories ever told.”

Oh hey, a reason to be hopeful: groves of American chestnut trees have once again become self-reproducing in the wild.

Turned off comments so 12 people don't show up to tell me why this is actually very sad. Be happy, you assholes.

28.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1548    πŸ” 332    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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About | Literary Arts Fund The Literary Arts Fund advances support for the nonprofit literary arts field toward ensuring creative writers’ contributions to American literature for generations to come.

Enormous news for US literature. A new, Mellon-led, $50 million fund for nonprofit literary orgs and publishers. Closest thing we've ever had to it was Mellon and Wallace in 1991, which, in today's dollars, was still less than half this. Open call begins Nov 10. literaryartsfund.org/about/

28.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7

(Flour is a buckwheat/oat/chickpea mix, blended with psyllium husk for a gluten replacement. Wish me luck.)

28.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Roommate saw this while I was making the post and laughed their ass off. Yes, it IS sitting on a throne, thank you VERY much. If I do not pay it due respect it will not rise, as is the case with all breads.

28.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A glass bowl covered with a paper towel. Inside the glass bowl is a lump of gluten free dough. The whole mess is sitting on a blue hot water bottle, which in turn is on my kitchen counter.

A glass bowl covered with a paper towel. Inside the glass bowl is a lump of gluten free dough. The whole mess is sitting on a blue hot water bottle, which in turn is on my kitchen counter.

#Glutenfree baking adventures. I am DETERMINED to bake a good GF breadβ€”one that looks like bread itself. Getting a proper dough feels like a good first step?

(It’s sitting on my hot water bottle so the yeast doesn’t get cold.)

28.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thank you for your confidence in my one day baffling a nation!

28.10.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re both in the Good Taste Club 😎

28.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#careergoals if I’m honest.

28.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I just love this one.

28.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what they've done.

20.09.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what they've done.

20.09.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what they've done.

19.09.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what they've done.

19.09.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 10

Oh hell yes that is a GREAT word

27.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know this isn't even NEWS because it's just the way of the world, and I swear I don't live under a rock. I was just talking with my (rational, grounded, trusting-in-the-system) mother earlier and it just hit me in a wave of sorrow.

What do you MEAN they want to cut up a space shuttle, you know???

25.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I limit my news intake of what's going on back home (AKA American news) because it's SO much, but every time I get an update it hits me in the chest.

What do you mean he's destroying the White House.

How are there soldiers parading through my city, rounding people up?

It feels like a bad movie.

25.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair and a beard is sitting in a car ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is sitting in a car

Damn right it is.

25.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THIS. I can’t get along with someone who’s made it illegal for me to use public bathrooms because she doesn’t like my face.

24.10.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s hoping they all quit mid season due to backlash.

24.10.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gosh I just love this one.

23.10.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my one and only major demand for phones is "ridiculous battery life because I am a degenerate who is always looking at bluesky on my phone" and my upgrade timelines are based on when my previous battery starts to degrade

you cannot sell me on less battery life

22.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 516    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 4

I'm sure he'll get that volume down soon lol. It takes at least a semester.

22.10.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Fun fact: lawa is a loan word from English! Tybewana likes to smack on extra syllables--either other words or sounds with vague, vibey meanings--to create more detailed vocabulary.)

22.10.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like, no shame in a quiet chat and I know I did the same when I first got here and still default to it, but bro *please*!

22.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can think of SO many people who need to be familiar with the concept of lawai (the plural).

Some of them are currently within talking distance, namely the American undergrad who's in the same study room as me and talking at 3x the volume of his friends.

22.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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