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The fellas call me Bobby Two Eyes. Smarter than the President for a second time! I can tell fact from fiction, I guess that makes me a radical left lunatic.πŸ’™πŸ’› I met Jesus, he said you're an asshole.

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Genocide of the poor.

07.11.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surge. Is that a less evil way of saying "purge"?

24.10.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Surge"is a funny way to say "purge"

24.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright! The troops came to Portland just in time to pick pumpkins and go through the maize maze. I hope they're enjoying their vacation.

#TrumpisStupid

30.09.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Here they come to (war ravaged?) Portland, I knew it was a matter of time. He's really trying to look tough, isn't he? The President of War on America. 🀑🀑🀑

27.09.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where's Jeemy?

#jimmykimmelisback

24.09.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! Trump is fucking Satan! πŸ₯³πŸŽˆπŸŽ‡πŸŽ† πŸŽ‰πŸ’₯😎🀑

07.09.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RFK Jr. swims in shit.

That is all.

07.09.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RFKJr. swims in shit

True story.

#RatFucKJr

07.09.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See, boys and girls? Drugs are good. Mmmmmmkay.

05.09.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop saying RFK Jr.

He is #RatFucKJr

05.09.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

www.savehhs.org

04.09.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 16138    πŸ” 4609    πŸ’¬ 381    πŸ“Œ 147

RatFucK Jr. take a long walk off a short dock.

05.09.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our Idiocracy is spewing idiocy like jizz at a bukake marathon.

Seriously, how stupid is RatFucK Jr.?

I believe that the director said "no" to him, but not to his alleged question about being trustworthy.

#RatFucKJr

05.09.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These fake emergencies are getting them in place to take over the election process.

30.08.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democracy.

We tried.

18.08.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Totalitarianism. Anybody else learn about that in school? That's what they're going for. Trump and Project 2025 NeoKKK/Nazis, that is.

11.08.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine how the stocks would shoot up if Trump would just call off the tariff BS.

06.08.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

California, put all the Republicans in one district.

05.08.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Donald Trump signs executive order declaring the earth to be flat.

Details @11

05.08.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump doesn't think government employees have a right to vote for the candidate of their choosing. If you voted Democrat, you're fired!

Not even the military told me who to vote for.

Don't tell me he's not a dictator.

I can't wait until his house of cards falls.

03.08.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You want to know why I wasn't worried about Biden's competence?

He chose a cabinet of EXPERTS.

Probably the most important job a president can do.

Trump's first term had a couple of qualified cabinet members.

This time: ZERO

He is FIRING ALL the EXPERTS.

This cannot end well.

02.08.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now you know why Florida/REPUBLICANS went after WOKE CHILD LABOR LAWS.

02.08.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump admittedly had (has?) underage girls working in his SPA.

WHY would anyone do that?

At the very LEAST, Trump is getting MASSAGED by underage girls.

Please explain how this is acceptable to the self-righteous right.

02.08.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We are being β€œgoverned” by the dumbest people on the planet.

Idiots.

02.08.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 13234    πŸ” 2174    πŸ’¬ 878    πŸ“Œ 170

Evangelicals, better watch out. As soon as Trump realizes you're competing for power, you can kiss your rights goodbye. That's what dictators do.

02.08.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It's gone from science denial to outright math denial. You see, a fascist eliminates any opposition.

02.08.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is all, "Hey, I wanted to fuck that little girl, you bad boy Jeff.

02.08.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The US government is now headed by science denying idiots. Good morning!

02.08.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kill the messenger.

02.08.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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