beth (cool)

a succulent chinese meal (unasked for)

whoa! a five hour video essay about a game I've never played

silhouette of a man holding a bloody knife, in front of an obelisk in front of the Moon

some horror-themed pixel art i did. trying to do stuff with contrasting value

i thought i knew what the french call strawberries, but i can't remember the fraise

u can't trick me. im 1 million years too skibidi

hey. i posted something that was kinda cringe, and i apologize for that. from now on i'll try my best to only post things that are completely cringe

hi, i'm gay fieri, and this is buses, burgers, and bars

a true poster

The Vessel in Hudson Yards, NYC

The Polyhedron from the game Pathologic

same picture

neo from the matrix looking at a floating rubik's cube mid-twist

jc denton from deus ex kneeling holding a gun in one hand and a rubik's cube in the other

deus ex cover art of jc denton from the shoulders up, looking upwards at a rubik's cube floating slightly above his head

cyberpunk should really be transliterated cuberpunk

what if the matrix was a jrpg and at the end you had to fight the demiurge

yeah also what kubernetes is named after. sailing/steering the ship/surfing the net

knuckle tats that say DUMB BITC

you know, it feels weird to remember that the morpheme boundary in cyborg is cyb-org

harry kim (voyager) versus harry/kim (disco elysium)

what if a dark souls level up maiden was also a lynchian femme fatale

wow... a podycule, perhaps

hmm i think that one might already be a word en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/podophile

calling a chart for measuring the height of children a "pedometer"

oh that's good

calling podcast listeners "podestrians"

names for robot girls Dot Com Ms. Dos Mother Board Miss Click Auntie Virus Ann Droid Meg Abyte Anna Matronic Holly Graham

going to the pedometer to get my feet measured

bart simpson silhouette with crudely drawn pikachu features

the simpmons

those guys are so easy to confuse with vireos

a similar behavior my sister (who posts nudes) has complained about is people on Bsky who go "oh don't listen to her, she's just trying to get more eyes on her OnlyFans" in response to literally anything any nsfw content creator says. as if making porn reduces you to an advertsing robot

respectable middle class professionals online love to point out that someone is public about their sexuality or kink as a way to discount their entire humanity and it really amazes me how they don't seem to realize it makes them look like bigots to people who haven't had their souls starched

interesting how i have like four or five australian internet friends but zero from england. im afraid that maybe the english just aren't that good at posting

what if they made fight club but for girls

a liter? what the fuck is—ohh, you mean a big gulp. why didn't you just say so