oh no i missed a phone call at 9 am from my good friend Scam Likely
21.10.2025 18:44 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@bethposting.bsky.social
Big fan of shitposting, linguistics, and birds. Formerly on Cohost (RIP). Gay and trans of gender.
oh no i missed a phone call at 9 am from my good friend Scam Likely
21.10.2025 18:44 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0using zip ties as a currency after the collapse of the federal govt
17.10.2025 20:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0getting girldrunk from a girlbeer or girlfriday
17.10.2025 20:59 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0porn written by a lesbian: god, i missed her lips. i missed caressing her cheek and nipping at her earlobe
porn written by a straight guy: she had D-cup boobs and 40 inch hips and flame-red hair. she probably had a personality too idk
maybe i should get some of those period panties (i cut my balls shaving)
17.10.2025 17:35 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0chat is it okay to cross labor lines for essential medication
17.10.2025 17:34 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0our surveillance of "Mad At You Island" has revealed little activity
16.10.2025 21:22 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0saw a headline that was censored "group of men arrested after sh**ting at gas station mart" can't believe pooping is illegal now
16.10.2025 20:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0pharmacy with cartoonishly over the top security measures
one panel comic type thingy i drew after going to Walgreens
15.10.2025 23:28 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0puppydeer
15.10.2025 22:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0lol
15.10.2025 22:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0sAGPphic
15.10.2025 22:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0now curious how long on average it takes to say someone's full name. mine takes 1.4 seconds. lmk yours
15.10.2025 18:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0it's on seeso. you can get it on crackle. it's literally on go90. check yahoo screen. find it on vrv
15.10.2025 18:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*calvin's dad voice* all deckbuilding roguelites are either balatro or slay the spire
14.10.2025 05:24 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0bottle that lists daily amounts of Vitamin C, biotin, and "slay juice"
what the fuck is "slay juice"
12.10.2025 02:46 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*seeing a guy performing autofellatio* well someone's full of himself
11.10.2025 19:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0how many angels can dance on the head of a penis
10.10.2025 00:55 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0could God make a urethra so tight that he couldn't sound it
10.10.2025 00:40 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0shilk: to shill/milk
09.10.2025 20:31 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Millennial memes: I can has cheezburger?
Gen Z memes: i am going to commit die ๐ฟ
Gen Alpha memes: skibidi labubu six seven
my brain briefly tried to interpret this as a haiku
09.10.2025 20:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0it turns out i'm pretty good at distinguishing similar colors but most of my descriptions just end up referencing produce. hmm too eggplant. i was hoping for more of a tomato paste.
09.10.2025 20:18 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0AI describing an image as an 8 composed of three stacked circles
hmmmmm i don't think that's right
08.10.2025 22:27 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0three stacked circles
i think we should add a new number like eight but it has a third circle on the stack
08.10.2025 22:23 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0two potted spider plants, with the one on the left looking mostly dead
the zebra finches DESTROYED this plant (on the left)
07.10.2025 23:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Did you know the keto diet was originally developed in the 1920s to make sure epileptic children had enough acetone in their blood? No, seriously.
07.10.2025 22:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1i'm so mystified by people on amazon/kindle who have gone back and replaced perfectly fine perpetual license stock photo covers with weird smooth half-anime genAI people
06.10.2025 19:01 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0viral horror monster idea: a guy who's REALLY BIG and he's GONNA GET YOU
06.10.2025 17:59 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0the matrix was wrong actually i have to take three blue bills and two white pills and two tan pills and four gummies and 1.5 pink pills and three nasal sprays
06.10.2025 04:22 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0