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@bethposting.bsky.social

Big fan of shitposting, linguistics, and birds. Formerly on Cohost (RIP). Gay and trans of gender.

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oh no i missed a phone call at 9 am from my good friend Scam Likely

21.10.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

using zip ties as a currency after the collapse of the federal govt

17.10.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

getting girldrunk from a girlbeer or girlfriday

17.10.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

porn written by a lesbian: god, i missed her lips. i missed caressing her cheek and nipping at her earlobe

porn written by a straight guy: she had D-cup boobs and 40 inch hips and flame-red hair. she probably had a personality too idk

17.10.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe i should get some of those period panties (i cut my balls shaving)

17.10.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

chat is it okay to cross labor lines for essential medication

17.10.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

our surveillance of "Mad At You Island" has revealed little activity

16.10.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

saw a headline that was censored "group of men arrested after sh**ting at gas station mart" can't believe pooping is illegal now

16.10.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
pharmacy with cartoonishly over the top security measures

pharmacy with cartoonishly over the top security measures

one panel comic type thingy i drew after going to Walgreens

15.10.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

puppydeer

15.10.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol

15.10.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sAGPphic

15.10.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

now curious how long on average it takes to say someone's full name. mine takes 1.4 seconds. lmk yours

15.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's on seeso. you can get it on crackle. it's literally on go90. check yahoo screen. find it on vrv

15.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*calvin's dad voice* all deckbuilding roguelites are either balatro or slay the spire

14.10.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
bottle that lists daily amounts of Vitamin C, biotin, and "slay juice"

bottle that lists daily amounts of Vitamin C, biotin, and "slay juice"

what the fuck is "slay juice"

12.10.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*seeing a guy performing autofellatio* well someone's full of himself

11.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how many angels can dance on the head of a penis

10.10.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

could God make a urethra so tight that he couldn't sound it

10.10.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shilk: to shill/milk

09.10.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Millennial memes: I can has cheezburger?

Gen Z memes: i am going to commit die ๐Ÿ—ฟ

Gen Alpha memes: skibidi labubu six seven

09.10.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

my brain briefly tried to interpret this as a haiku

09.10.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it turns out i'm pretty good at distinguishing similar colors but most of my descriptions just end up referencing produce. hmm too eggplant. i was hoping for more of a tomato paste.

09.10.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
AI describing an image as an 8 composed of three stacked circles

AI describing an image as an 8 composed of three stacked circles

hmmmmm i don't think that's right

08.10.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
three stacked circles

three stacked circles

i think we should add a new number like eight but it has a third circle on the stack

08.10.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
two potted spider plants, with the one on the left looking mostly dead

two potted spider plants, with the one on the left looking mostly dead

the zebra finches DESTROYED this plant (on the left)

07.10.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you know the keto diet was originally developed in the 1920s to make sure epileptic children had enough acetone in their blood? No, seriously.

07.10.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i'm so mystified by people on amazon/kindle who have gone back and replaced perfectly fine perpetual license stock photo covers with weird smooth half-anime genAI people

06.10.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

viral horror monster idea: a guy who's REALLY BIG and he's GONNA GET YOU

06.10.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the matrix was wrong actually i have to take three blue bills and two white pills and two tan pills and four gummies and 1.5 pink pills and three nasal sprays

06.10.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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