A belated addition: I dislike sleeping in a bed with another person but waking up next to this guy for a few mornings was kinda great. Not sure I could do it every day but he's got a wife for that. (She is 100% on board with us hooking up, she actually encouraged him to do it.)
14.10.2025 01:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy to report that having sex with someone after having a crush on them for the better part of a decade is extremely nice π₯°
12.10.2025 17:40 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Hollow Knight update: I beat the Dung Defender on only my third try and I'm VERY proud of myself
05.10.2025 03:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I got new glasses today and I can actually fucking read text smaller than 18pt, I'm gonna cry
04.10.2025 02:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Missed a train by literally 10 seconds, and Iβm stuck in New Jersey for the next half hour. AMA
02.10.2025 02:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I mean, my family were indentured servants so they weren't going to marry nobility but it was a bit of a shock to see that name lmao
01.10.2025 18:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I went down a family tree rabbit hole and for a hot second I thought my 7th great grandfather's 2nd wife was the granddaughter of one Captain Stede Bonnet. (My great x 7 grandma was his 1st.) Turns out there were just too many people named William Clarke in Barbados circa 1750.
01.10.2025 18:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I FINALLY beat the Broken Vessel
01.10.2025 05:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me playing Hollow Knight is just searching boss fights or tricky areas to find out if there's an easier way I'm missing or if it's just hard, and 90% of the time it's just hard. Which, tbh, is kind of reassuring. I'm not an idiot! I'm just bad at combat and timing!!
30.09.2025 16:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Not me almost accidentally calling my crush my boyfriend this morning π
29.09.2025 14:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.
26.09.2025 20:22 β π 8462 π 2278 π¬ 116 π 122
nanalan frowning really hard
when the youtube video says "now don't worry if you weren't chronically online enough to understand all of that" but you understood all of it
26.09.2025 23:03 β π 1787 π 276 π¬ 10 π 4
Officially COVID boosted ππ
26.09.2025 23:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Current mood: the βcan I get a waffleβ Vine but the WH employees are my work and family responsibilities, and the waffle is time to write fanfiction
25.09.2025 19:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Timeline cleanse. Iβm house/cat sitting for some friends and I caught the kitties doing this out on the deck this afternoon. (No sound because a neighbor has a very loud rooster π)
22.09.2025 02:56 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
An illustration decorated with smiling pansies and leaves that says "Trans rights are human rights. We will love and protect each other "
Everything is really scary and chaotic for Trans individuals right now. Regardless of whatever lies and fear that is spread, we know that the world is better with Trans people in it. You are all worth fighting for, and we will continue to advocate for your rights and your safety.
21.09.2025 13:29 β π 2703 π 1371 π¬ 6 π 1
everyone should try and ship a rarepair at least once in their life. it is very fulfilling work. no fretting about numbers. just pure being unhinged about your favourite characters kissing. you appreciate every kudo and comment because the max capacity of interactions you'll ever hit is 10
20.09.2025 19:37 β π 1084 π 595 π¬ 13 π 60
I think he is physically incapable of getting it together, tbh
21.09.2025 01:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YOU KNOW MY STRUGGLE π
21.09.2025 01:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It is!! He knows how I feel about him and very clearly told me no and I respect that! AND YET.
We're also friends and colleagues so it's COMPLICATED π
20.09.2025 23:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
(Partner is 100% ok with us hooking up, she just wants to be informed)
20.09.2025 23:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Like, why is he making jokes about my [redacted] in that tone of voice? Why is he staying on the phone with me for 15+ minutes at a time when the purpose of the call was over in 3? Why is he saying he needs to get home to his partner and then talking to me for the time it would take him to get home?
20.09.2025 23:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Oh noooooo
20.09.2025 23:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Sorry I've been sort of quiet on social media recently. My brain is just on a constant loop of The Horrors, work stuff, Diego Luna's face, and wondering why the guy who says he's not gonna fuck me is acting like he wants to fuck me. Not a ton of time for everything else.
20.09.2025 23:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
live your life so that when you die everyone talks about how hot you were and not how you were a hateful bigot
16.09.2025 17:08 β π 6309 π 1104 π¬ 74 π 53
if i see any post expressing less than debilitating thirst for robert redford i am calling your boss
16.09.2025 16:02 β π 1935 π 377 π¬ 29 π 12
Merritt Wever has won Guest Actress in a Drama for her work on #Severance
07.09.2025 01:36 β π 80 π 8 π¬ 3 π 4
Britt Lower left a βSeveranceβ easter egg in her acceptance speech for her first-ever Emmy win.
See the full winners list: bit.ly/EmmyWins25
15.09.2025 02:16 β π 965 π 156 π¬ 2 π 30
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