Hg - Mercury (Comm slots - Full)

happy get that belmont dick day

[I was tempted to wait until next Valentine's Day to properly repost this again but I would definitely forget. again]
Isabelle famously Getting That Belmont Dick

while I'm sonicposting, it's so tragic we lost this little eggslut in the company baton pass

putting on a rubber, call that a Surge Protector

while I'm sonicposting, it's so tragic we lost this little eggslut in the company baton pass

Sega Editorial Mandates like "Sonic is not allowed to show extreme emotional distress and/or cry when he cums"

I actually did not notice before now that that's HER hand laying limply on his chest

"there's no romance in Sonic" they said, and yet,

meanwhile in the other room Kit is trying to shoot Tails with a Real Gun

putting on a rubber, call that a Surge Protector

Wuk Lamat joining the prestigious "Pom did you fuck my dad DID YOU FUCK MY DAD" club

Alphinaud and Alisaie simultaneously realizing they left Pom unsupervised in the same room as their mom

Left Panel: A middle-aged Lalafell losing in a game of strip mahjong, naked and furious Right Panel: That same Lalafell winning in strip mahjong and still taking off her dress because she's Just Like That

making all of you look at my opportunistic nudist Lalafell GILF

Pom seeing Ketenramm's bizarrely handsome old man roe face and immediately and ominously opening her journal to add a quest

Wuk Lamat joining the prestigious "Pom did you fuck my dad DID YOU FUCK MY DAD" club

Tails is [OK KO voice] "I'm 6-12 years old!"

I'm still out here shipping Sonic and Surge in an extremely normal way

Amy Rose was recently the leader of a post-war reconstruction organization, she has not been "12 years old" since the year 2001

It's genuinely really funny that they just gave up having ages for Sonic characters. Probably for the best

technically nothing is visible here. anything could be happening. you don't know

blasting a girl with the KILL SONIC tapes 23 hours a day and creating the most psychosexually broken creature of all time

December's Hell Tyrant prompts are up for all patrons!
This month's freebie: Horny Little Guys just sort of tend to idly spawn around Mercury whenever they're not busy
~ patreon.com/posts/149566049 ~

anyway despite the godiva censoring they are completely featureless under there and unpleasantly cold to the touch

Also this month:
- Clover finally gets her* dick sucked off by Coinín (*Kris's)
- Fufi gets Pussy-Isekai'd
- Holly hip-checks Malaise at the roller derby
- Lacey gets to TOUCH a dick. With her HANDS.
- Two ballerinas misread their script

And More!!

December's Hell Tyrant prompts are up for all patrons!
This month's freebie: Horny Little Guys just sort of tend to idly spawn around Mercury whenever they're not busy
~ patreon.com/posts/149566049 ~

extremely good comm of Clover and Coinín I got from @cutiecoffin.bsky.social
Clover is the most sweetie baby fairy alive when she's not thinking about sex (0.005% of her existence)

once again commissioned to draw my friend @gold666.bsky.social as a lynx sphinx for the purposes of ruining Ogata's cock and balls for them to hang on their real actual wall for guests to confront

this would have fixed him, canonically

yet another comm 4 my friend @gold666.bsky.social of them as a sphinx forcing Ogata Golden Kamuy to listen to them recite seal facts while on scratching post/petting/jacking off duty

once again commissioned to draw my friend @gold666.bsky.social as a lynx sphinx for the purposes of ruining Ogata's cock and balls for them to hang on their real actual wall for guests to confront