ur dads new bf

Fit details: the bottom half is the dark iron dwarf heritage armor (actually dope but the shoulders and torso of them make him look like roblox, and he deserves to have the puppies breathing).
The hat is Branns spare hat from his Underpin delve quest.
Idk what the hammers are lol.

LOOK HOW HANDSOME MY LITTLE DUDE IS AHHHHH
His name is Keeno. Say hello to Keeno or else 🔪

Something about blue collar job simulators scratch an itch for me.

This looks pretty damn delicious wow!

Sometimes you find a strain that gets you locked in and you dumpster the whole enemy team

If I get called out for playing poorly, I'll lie and tell my team I'm drunk so they can't get mad at me.

If I get called out for tryharding, I'll tell the enemy team "I'm high as balls rn idek my score" and that tilts em pretty good. It's also not always a lie like the first one lol

Fuck us up, world.
We never deserved what we were.

My main goal is to act like a boomer on the Internet and act like I don't know nobody.

With me being no longer to afford my medication and not taking it, I think one thing has led to another and I've gained 10 pounds. One of my coping mechanisms seems to be sugar. Lots of sugar. Which is disgusting.

My mental health has been a confusing mess lately. 95% of the time I feel emotionally numb, even when I am in a good mood with others around.

The other 5% is me being one or two things away from emotionally breaking and doing unhealthy things to deal with it.

🤣🤣🤣

look, if you don’t trust the geniuses behind businesses that go bankrupt, rockets that explode, and cars that kill people, who can you trust

Fetty Wap's full name is Fettuccini Wap.

Remmyyyy boiz

I don’t mean to be a scold, but respectfully, please don’t use manipulated Calvin & Hobbes frames out of respect for Bill Watterson.

He’s said he never wanted to commercialize C&H to preserve the innocence & integrity of the characters he created.

Some things are best left pure. ❤️

Cancer research. They're cutting cancer research.

It takes up less than 0.01% of the budget—meanwhile, nearly 80% goes to national defense, entitlements, and interest payments on our debt.

The cruelty isn’t a side effect. It’s the point.

"All work and no play makes Jack wanna buy a fucking unregistered firearm."

- Jack, after working a clopen

extremely important PSA

Somebody who didn't know my sexuality asked me today if I'm an ass man or a boob man and I said I'm actually a beard man.

Took him a second to figure that out. I love when people are surprised by my sexuality and also not judgemental.

Heckling the food channel today with my lunch

I've come to complain about liberals, call you a slur, and maybe even clog a urinal with dip spit.

Status overview

What's funny is, not only is discord down rn, downdetector.com is too lol

Discord please return to me. I need to know the thoughts of my peers.

Kinda weird behavior all around from this ex friend entirely, like???

Me to my dog's nose: 🎶blitzkrieg *boop*

Temu ad with a hot dog warmer that has like two hundred some hot dogs in one side and 35 buns on the other side

I apologize, Temu. I was not familiar with your game.

It's on sight if I ever see Dutch van der Linde.

I fear I couldn't make it through another playthrough because the urge to dome the asshole would be too great.

Imagine the first man named Brad

Here is your sign to get a bunch of pictures of your pets printed