Nicola

Made it halfway through my omelette this morning before the egg ick struck again 🤢

Day 1 of little treats for my birthday month came in the form of blind box bag charms.

It’s my birthday month! I think I deserve a little treat.

I’ll ask the foods team tomorrow and see what they say 😁

Will investigate.

Having to rawdog buses and trains because I forgot my AirPods was not how I had planned today to go, but I’ve survived. I deserve a little treat.

But I’m still a 10 though 💁🏻‍♀️

Now that’s the kinda gangbang I’m interested in.

I’m just a 25yr old who happened to be born in 1985 🙃

Bought some Lucy&Yak denim dungarees for £20 off Vinted to wear at the allotment. Boychild said I look like a minion 🙃🫠

Hi 👋🏼

I don’t *think* so, however I was still part of the generic marketing side of the business when I got Ralph so who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️

I would love to know what my dog is thinking sometimes, especially when I kiss his forehead, hold his little paws and sing the Best Friend Club song to him.

The music is so loud in the staff canteen area that it’s a little bit like being in a disco 💃🏻

I just need a coffee 🙃

Off to my second Asda in as many days to try and find the viral leopard print puffa jacket I keep seeing on tiktok 🫠

Holy FUCK it’s gooooooooooooood.

Saw a tiktok video with a homemade wingstop recipe….so tonight we are making homemade wingstop 🥳

It appears to be fucking Monday again. Relentless.

I think we all need to gift ourselves a pair

I don’t know just how often I’d wear them though, that’s the stopping point for me.

I really really really really really want these.

I vote yes. 100% necessary.

At a self checkout today, the man next to me complained out loud (to no one in particular) about how people are clearly vaping so much they smell of it inside a shop. It was just me and him at the checkouts. I don’t vape, and I don’t smoke. All I could smell was my Lush Sticky Dates body spray 🙃

How’s your Saturday night going? Me…I’m finishing off CIPD unit number 2, before making a start on unit 3 tomorrow 🙃🫠😭

a woman in a black hood holds her finger to her lips in front of bbc ALT: a woman in a black hood holds her finger to her lips in front of bbc

“MUM! If we both put on our oodies with the hoods up, we can pretend to be The Traitors!”

My actual face because it can never hide a single thing 🙃

Not mentally prepared to go back to work tomorrow 🤢

My 40th birthday is seven weeks today. I’m not going to ask for much, I would just like one Eminem please. Nothing too fancy.

Happiest of birthdays lovely 🥰