chun-li

the chicken is chopped I’m afraid

need it biblically

I’m both so y’all watch your mouths

wake it up

literally sounds like previous studio session leftovers ☹️

I will never not laugh at her speaking in tongues for that spell or whatever the fuck

my pussy BEEN green

I didn’t say they were good!

I don’t hate Wicked but part deux was not Oscar worthy and me and @holympus.bsky.social laughed for about 50% of the movie

Oscar noms are good! and none for the Wicked 🤭

this is beautiful prose

now you know I had to google shakertato

and @holympus.bsky.social knows that if I’m eating sweets then that means it’s bad bad

eating a donut in the stairwell at work if you’re curious about how my mental health is today

hip thrusting a toyota prius ass

😭😭😭😭😭 5 kcals and yet 0/0/0 carb protein fats something is NOT adding up!!!

yes when you start talking about the macros on a stick of orbit gum i just have to clock in

I’m so glad you don’t send me tiktoks and instead send me sentences from the deepest corners of your mind

like damn girl learn to edit

a man I’ve hooked up with twice manically sending me reels/tiktoks upwards of 20 per day….the way he will never be seeing this dick again

waittttttt WAITTTT you just unlocked this in my brain, I played one that was like a Hugo house of horrors and another one in the jungle??????

period

yes exactly

my brain is seeing things and making new neuronal connections that it was never supposed to make

“Verizon bucks” has me deaddddd lmao

put it back or else 🔫

cute!

darkroom is great!

ok I’m hungry again

I’ll point to you when the p*lice show up