Baff

I could never

pls 💀

lmao I’m deaddd

why do you look like you’re about to call me sweetheart and then throw the snowball at me while winking

the healing process is slow and filled with peaks and valleys

now why am I catching strays

everybody say happy birthday to @holympus.bsky.social or you’re racist

her best album cover perioddddd

me fighting my lats rn trying to put on my shirt 🥲

the way I know exactly what you’re saying 😩

lemme tell you about my hip thrust journey ok

went to paris because I needed a refill on my chic meter and officially came out of my photography retirement and what’s 4+4? cause I ate

and the way my [fat] ass just landed from Paris 24 hours ago and I’m ready to go back immediately

lmfao pls 😭

ok but one more time for the people in the back

“no junk” is iconic

now you know this is my vocal stim that I say at least once per day

lmfao and then you have some yt gay in your ear saying AOTY pls get me out of here

and when you do you’re anti-woman!! and even worse, MEAN 😠!!

this is what happens when an artist is never critiqued or challenged

oh!

I’ve reached the point of no return for this exact reason

weddings graduations funerals….they were SISTERS

bar for bar I’m off book

literally drafting a text to you rn about palm springs in oct

Can’t wait to fight

having fun in the pines (we survived the hurricane)

I’m here now and now I’m mad that we didn’t overlap 😤

thank GOD

remember when I had bronchitis and we were like “it’s probably post nasal drip”