matt gehring

now make that motherfuckin earth quake

I’d judge you positively

*faints*

personally I thought it’d be more fun if Paramount’s merger got rejected after paying their ransom money 🥰

they don’t call me the shirley temple king for nothing

hey so there’s water in my apartment

hey so this rain in manhattan is insane

pre-wedding haircut (not my wedding)

truly feels like mainstream media is doing all it can to prevent Zohran from winning

bless Brad Lander for his hatred of Andrew Cuomo 🫶

I’M HOPEFUL???

ok queens, where are we going for live NYC election updates?

announcing the start of a war on Truth Social 🫠

Without making any endorsements, it does seem like in a city of 8.5 million residents, it’s not too much to ask for the mayor to actually live in New York City.

hot take: it isn't "queer-baiting" to be hot and shirtless as a straight man, actually

is it too early to say I’m nervous NYC will accidentally elect Curtis Sliwa after splitting votes in the general?

sorry i keep taking selfies

need people to realize that some companies’ “social media teams” are a few underpaid people in their 20s who cannot possibly be online every hour of every day

quality time with my step-daughter this evening

baby’s first Tony Awards 🤗

clapping back at homophobes on the brand account, since 2019

just gave someone directions but I was off by about….. 50 blocks

(i don’t drink)

i need a drink

back in hell (JFK airport rideshare pickup)

i’m an american 🇺🇸 i like music 🎶 and i need awards 🏆

well, I’m getting fired!

this emoji???

filling my Survivor void the only way I know how: more Below Deck

always directing