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I can't remember the first time I felt genuine fear but the most recent was about 9 minutes ago when my son deadpan told me "did you know there's a battle inside you"

i dont understand watching smash tournaments

why would i do that when i can go to the bus station and watch a guy on ket fight a guy pissed out his nut and get the same experience

finding out homestuck is getting a cartoon is 9/11 for people like me who made their way out of their early 20's without stage 4 terminal brainrot

Just realised I've been on HRT for a full year now and yet no one's invited me to take a ride on the "down with CIS" bus!!!

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I heard you trapped people in a room and forced them to learn about TF2

Nothing hits quite like looking up someone you don't like just to get annoyed at the normal shit they're doing.

Oh you liked Death Stranding 2? I bet you did you wanker

as one of those troops looking hot af in the shorts i thank you

Holy shit lmfao

I think I'd be less offended if you just called me a slur

king <3

i have 2 now but im happy with the miqo ive used for years

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watching you click zap cannon

oh wow hope you enjoy yourself!! ive always wanted to see scilly i love me some islands

idk manaphy learns both those moves i just assumed you were using that cause you didnt say otherwise lol

oooh whereabouts you going?

You see I'd never get a message like that because I only use dogshit pokemon

Showdown dms are actually crazy

I had someone a couple years ago message me asking me to come to London to fuck them and choke them out

well. at least there's new worms

NEW: Websites to begin to require you to upload a picture of yourself with a shoe on your head to verify ID

The blissfully employed magneton:

Reddit post on r/technology about young people and AI: "I recently heard about a teacher who instead of trying to circumvent students using AI, which is impossible, she made assignments by going "ask ChatGPT to write a report on this subject, and then research how and why it's wrong". Not only did the students discover that ChatGPT is extremely wrong a lot of the time, it also lead them to realise that they should not use it as a primary source".

This is one of the best ideas I've heard in ages.

Can you guys stop phoning Mastercard they're shutting their lines and it's making it really hard to commit fraud

People bandwagoning over their collective lack of reading comprehension.

You can tell school holidays have started huh

update: audio recorded, throat hurts

finally recording the audio for this god damn pokemon draft video

thank. god.

i didnt actually see it lmao
congrats for poppin off king

is that amongus blue mages

10 years ago i went for daily runs while listening to hopes and dreams because i was a drama kid and i needed an epic soundtrack for my own challenges

yay! hope you two have fun :)