Rob Hoffmann

Anyone else enjoying the white noise on #NFLRedZone?

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

I regret that I have but one like to give to this picture.

Those are sure nice Black Friday Doorbusters. Shame if anything was to happen to 'em.

In case you're still in denial... The President of the United States is a pedophile and a trafficker, among his many vices.

Then again, there are MAGA members who'd hand their daughters to Sleepy Donnie, so I guess they're not surprised...

Serious question: What's stopping the State of Illinois from arresting Stephen Miller & charging him with incitement?

The Senate didn't confirm him. He's just a guy.

At some point, the states MUST use their authority to prosecute, because the federal government certainly will not.

Supreme Court Rejects Appeal From Ghislaine Maxwell

Supreme Court rejects Ghislaine Maxwell’s appeal — now release the Epstein files.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/u...

I'd rather they don't ban Laura Looney. It's more fun to block her individually, one platform at a time.

They're trying to will it to not fail by pumping more hot air into the system.

Which will, of course, just hasten the bubble bursting.

I will be thrilled when I can stop turning off AI slop in every damn thing I do online.

The responses on TwiX to the last Sunday afternoon score, because the bot broke and hasn't posted the scorigami yet, are sadly fun.

Either he was talking to Pam Bondi (which my phone autocarroted to Nobody), or you have to hear it in Jerry Lewis' voice (Hey First LAAAAAAAAAADY!!!).

Our current president is severely mentally unwell, and the media needs to cover it now.

It's starting to look like Newsom wants the 2028 *Republican* nomination.

Did you ever notice how moving to "the middle" usually means a Democrat must embrace Republican positions?

That's because there is no actual "center" in politics. It's a false concept that somehow only tilts politics to the right.

Republicans never move an inch, except further toward extremes.

Huge row of police protecting a Tesla factory in Chicago after vandalism was reported

If you wanted to explain how the police protect the interests of capital in a single picture

But you did let them censure Rep. Green. Nice of you.

There are throwback country stations, but no, Classic Hits stations don't air country.

Here's your lede: With bodies still being fished out of the Potomac River, Donald Trump went on a partisan, racist and entirely unsubstantiated rant today, blaming diversity hiring and Democrats for Monday’s calamitous collision between a passenger jet and a military aircraft..

Not all Republicans are going to toe the line and blame DEI.

But none of them will object to the Administration blaming DEI. Not even the ones who are women or non-white themselves.

Because being in the 2025 GOP requires having no honor or character.

Maybe some of the Richmond United look will spill over into the Kickers?

That dude is seriously paranoid.

Billionaires control your gov’t, media, & social media, while life has become unaffordable. Everything you read, watch & hear has a billionaire bias. But red hats sure are convinced it’s the trans kid in 6th grade that’s the real problem. There isn’t a word to describe that level of dumbassery.

In 2020, Trump started the ban against TikTok. After the transactional dipshit concluded TikTok helped him win the 2024 election, he changed course and supported the app. But by that time, it was in the hands of the Supreme Court. Trump's dumbfuckery reverberates once again.

The Blake Lively story just takes me back to this tumblr screenshot whose author I was never able to find

Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas...

...or whatever it is you're celebrating this week. :)

Notice how you never see JD Vance anymore? It’s because Trump is Elon’s vice president.

Ex-GOP lawmaker trolls 'Vice President Trump': 'President Elon' is actually in charge Former Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IL) trolled President-elect Donald Trump on Wednesday as he weighed in on the politics surrounding the collapse of the House spending bill – and made clear who he thinks ...

"I think President Elon has made it clear what his agenda is going to be for the next four years."

Matt Gaetz will not have killed himself.