safety manager

bonk and his dino wife

A protestor holding up a sign that reads "The only boots worth licking are worn by goth girls"

A sign sighted at a Rhode Island #nokings rally.
I definitely can get behind this.

"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic

It looks like it happened to everyone 😭

a lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. now you're right. ok. my bad.

imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal

Screenshot of an old geocities esque website titled 'welcome to mandaworld! my name is amanda. you are now entering my world. click the floating orb to continue'

the internet was a better place when it just looked like this

David Byrne "I would like to live in another dimension" Space Ghost "We would all like to do something, David.

<3

simply repeating the straight reporting of what is happening in the executive branch makes you sound like you have lost your mind.

MODERN SOCEITY REMOVES ALL TIME FOR PLEASURE'S OF LIFE SO THAT THEY CREATE A MARKET TO PURCHASE TINY BITS OF IT HERE AND THERE , STILL NEVER ENOUGH, THATS WHY YOU FEEL A GNAWING EMPTYNESS, EVEN IF YOU DO EVERY THIGN THEY SAY TO DO, YOU DONT ACTUALY HAVE TIME TO DO SHIT THAT YOU WANT TO DO, FOR YOUR SELF!!!! YOU ARE A DIVINE BEING MOTHER FUCKER!!!! YOU ARE MEANT TO ENJOY YOUR EXPERIENCE ON EARTH AND CONTEMPLATE YOUR GIFT OF EXISTANCE! NOT DO SOMETHING CALLED ,FUCKING "COMMUTING " !!!!!!!! THEN THE NEWS PAPERS BLAME US FOR BEING DEPRESSED ALL DA FUCKEN TIME , THE RULING CLASS LOVES "INDIVIDUAL RESPONSIBILITY" AS A EXCUSE FOR WHY WERE NOT HAVING FULL LIVE'S, AND THEN YELL'S AT US FOR NOT HAVEN ENOUGH KID'S OR BUYING ENOUGH JEWLREY . DA TEXT SAYS . WELL I DONT FEEL LIKE TYPING IT. BUT HERE YOU GO "YOU NOT LAZY YOU JUST DONT HAVE TIME OR ENERGY AFTER WORK, VACUMING, SCHOOL LAUNDRY, COOKING RECYLING DOCTORS YARD WORK DISHES TOILETS GROVERYS HAIRCUT'S , I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN THE WOODS AND SMOKE WHEED, I HATE MONEY, I WANT TO SIT ON A LOG AND THINK ABOUT SPACE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - ONE MORE THING THE RULING CLASS DONT HAVE TO DO ANY OF THIS SHYT THEY GOT SERVENTS TO DO IT FOR THEM, AND THEY DANGLE A BIT OF DA SERVENT LIFE IN FRONT OF US BY LETTING US BUY DELIVERY BURGER'S ON AN APP, NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHEN DO WE GET TO "ENJOY" - dashare.zone ADMIN

opened X the everything app and was immediately met with a promoted thread with 7k reposts investigating the government's death fog (the fog that kills you, sent by the government)

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

I can't get a screenshot where it's particularly legible but: something beautiful is going to happen.

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Why is everything so bad, though? (lmao)

A SEKELETEN FLOAGING IN SPACE AND THERE THINKEN ABOUT HOW FUN IT USE TO BE TO GO ON THE COMPUTER , MODDEM SOUND, FLASH GAME'S, FILE'S, SECRET WORLD ,MP3, FREE WEB SITE'S, CLICKY KEYBOARD, DISKS, NO COPS NO BOSSES, AND DA TEXT SAY'S "I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN COPUTERS WERE FUN" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

THEY USE TO BE FUN - dashare.zone ADMIN

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,516,288, safety manager ‪@wizardbeams.bsky.social‬, joined on Oct 14, 2023"

Lol

BLACK SHIRT THAT SAYS "I DONT KNOW HOW TO BE ALIVE, I DONT KNOW HOW EVERYONE WALK'S AROUND LIKE EVERYTHINGS TOTALLY FINE AND NOT COMPLETELEY FUCKED WE SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS RIGHT NOW WE SHOULD BE EATING THE PEOPLE WHO SET EVERYTHING UP LIKE THIS WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO THINK OR SAY THE WORD MONEY AGAIN" - AND ITS AVALIABLE AT DASHARE.ZONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

"I DONT KNOW HOW TO BE ALIVE" SHIRT, AVALIABLE NOW AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN

a rainbow coming from the window of my folks’ bathroom shining directly on a toilet paper roll

beauty is everywhere

I know that I was not put on this earth simply to look at phone... but I still feel on some level that that is my calling

"it is only computer and I am beautiful person" is something we should all keep in mind

Every once in a while I'm just like huh it's weird how this site that was a pretty big part of my day-to-day life for a decade was made completely unusable in under a year

The Guide from WWDITS

Napoleon Dynamite

Daria

Abbi from Broad City

Four fictional characters that represent you:

Do u ever think about how in the future the concept of a gaming grandpa will be normal. There wont be any more Skyrim grandmas because we will all be Skyrim grandmas. Teens probably wont even game anymore it will be a thing for grandpas who lack the gene mods to jack onto the pornomatrix

I am ace and the only reason for sex is to gather more material for sex jokes

I love this for me.

I don’t give a fuck how good a video game is if I have to be a boy I’m not playing it.