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@wizardbeams.bsky.social

twitter refugee. just eyeballing everyone.

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Or 6,000 bright dust!

18.12.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
ITS OK TO DO NOTHING
YOU DONT NEED A EXCUSE , FUCK IT, YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE CHILLIN IN THE WOOD'S RIGHT NOW, BENG BUSY IS THE WORST HOBBY, DOING SHIT ISNT EVEN FUNNY HALF THE TIME, DOING NOTHING COST'S NOTHING, "DA PLEASURE OF THE MIND" FUCK IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,,,, IF THEY EVER FIND OUT THAT SITTEN ON YOUR COUCH LOOKEN OUT THE WINDOW IS FREE THERE GONNA START CHARGING FOR IT -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ITS OK TO DO NOTHING YOU DONT NEED A EXCUSE , FUCK IT, YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE CHILLIN IN THE WOOD'S RIGHT NOW, BENG BUSY IS THE WORST HOBBY, DOING SHIT ISNT EVEN FUNNY HALF THE TIME, DOING NOTHING COST'S NOTHING, "DA PLEASURE OF THE MIND" FUCK IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,,,, IF THEY EVER FIND OUT THAT SITTEN ON YOUR COUCH LOOKEN OUT THE WINDOW IS FREE THERE GONNA START CHARGING FOR IT -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ITS OK - dashare.zone ADMIN

15.05.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1561    πŸ” 542    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 13
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Working in the game industry

18.11.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 615    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 8

can bad prose be sexually transmitted

18.11.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2498    πŸ” 247    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 28

You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Wife Is Too Aloof. They’ll Kill You

04.11.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 308    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bonk and his dino wife

22.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 329    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
A protestor holding up a sign that reads 
"The only boots worth licking are worn by goth girls"

A protestor holding up a sign that reads "The only boots worth licking are worn by goth girls"

A sign sighted at a Rhode Island #nokings rally.
I definitely can get behind this.

14.06.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7947    πŸ” 2188    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 160

"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic

12.06.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9149    πŸ” 2059    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 59

It looks like it happened to everyone 😭

03.06.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. now you're right. ok. my bad.

07.04.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 19666    πŸ” 1675    πŸ’¬ 165    πŸ“Œ 42

imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal

26.03.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 33029    πŸ” 3417    πŸ’¬ 410    πŸ“Œ 120
Screenshot of an old geocities esque website titled 'welcome to mandaworld! my name is amanda. you are now entering my world. click the floating orb to continue'

Screenshot of an old geocities esque website titled 'welcome to mandaworld! my name is amanda. you are now entering my world. click the floating orb to continue'

the internet was a better place when it just looked like this

19.03.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 684    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 19
David Byrne "I would like to live in another dimension"
Space Ghost "We would all like to do something, David.

David Byrne "I would like to live in another dimension" Space Ghost "We would all like to do something, David.

<3

04.03.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6969    πŸ” 1608    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 16

simply repeating the straight reporting of what is happening in the executive branch makes you sound like you have lost your mind.

03.02.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10450    πŸ” 1419    πŸ’¬ 173    πŸ“Œ 117
MODERN SOCEITY REMOVES ALL TIME FOR PLEASURE'S OF LIFE SO THAT THEY CREATE A MARKET TO PURCHASE TINY BITS OF IT HERE AND THERE , STILL NEVER ENOUGH, THATS WHY YOU FEEL A GNAWING EMPTYNESS, EVEN IF YOU DO EVERY THIGN THEY SAY TO DO, YOU DONT ACTUALY HAVE TIME TO DO SHIT THAT YOU WANT TO DO, FOR YOUR SELF!!!! YOU ARE A DIVINE BEING MOTHER FUCKER!!!! YOU ARE MEANT TO ENJOY YOUR EXPERIENCE ON EARTH AND CONTEMPLATE YOUR GIFT OF EXISTANCE! NOT DO SOMETHING CALLED ,FUCKING "COMMUTING " !!!!!!!! THEN THE NEWS PAPERS BLAME US FOR BEING DEPRESSED ALL DA FUCKEN TIME , THE RULING CLASS LOVES "INDIVIDUAL RESPONSIBILITY" AS A EXCUSE FOR WHY WERE NOT HAVING FULL LIVE'S, AND THEN YELL'S AT US FOR NOT HAVEN ENOUGH KID'S OR BUYING ENOUGH JEWLREY . DA TEXT SAYS . WELL I DONT FEEL LIKE TYPING IT. BUT HERE YOU GO "YOU NOT LAZY YOU JUST DONT HAVE TIME OR ENERGY AFTER WORK, VACUMING, SCHOOL LAUNDRY, COOKING RECYLING DOCTORS YARD WORK DISHES TOILETS GROVERYS HAIRCUT'S , I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN THE WOODS AND SMOKE WHEED, I HATE MONEY, I WANT TO SIT ON A LOG AND THINK ABOUT SPACE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - ONE MORE THING THE RULING CLASS DONT HAVE TO DO ANY OF THIS SHYT THEY GOT SERVENTS TO DO IT FOR THEM, AND THEY DANGLE A BIT OF DA SERVENT LIFE IN FRONT OF US BY LETTING US BUY DELIVERY BURGER'S ON AN APP, NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

MODERN SOCEITY REMOVES ALL TIME FOR PLEASURE'S OF LIFE SO THAT THEY CREATE A MARKET TO PURCHASE TINY BITS OF IT HERE AND THERE , STILL NEVER ENOUGH, THATS WHY YOU FEEL A GNAWING EMPTYNESS, EVEN IF YOU DO EVERY THIGN THEY SAY TO DO, YOU DONT ACTUALY HAVE TIME TO DO SHIT THAT YOU WANT TO DO, FOR YOUR SELF!!!! YOU ARE A DIVINE BEING MOTHER FUCKER!!!! YOU ARE MEANT TO ENJOY YOUR EXPERIENCE ON EARTH AND CONTEMPLATE YOUR GIFT OF EXISTANCE! NOT DO SOMETHING CALLED ,FUCKING "COMMUTING " !!!!!!!! THEN THE NEWS PAPERS BLAME US FOR BEING DEPRESSED ALL DA FUCKEN TIME , THE RULING CLASS LOVES "INDIVIDUAL RESPONSIBILITY" AS A EXCUSE FOR WHY WERE NOT HAVING FULL LIVE'S, AND THEN YELL'S AT US FOR NOT HAVEN ENOUGH KID'S OR BUYING ENOUGH JEWLREY . DA TEXT SAYS . WELL I DONT FEEL LIKE TYPING IT. BUT HERE YOU GO "YOU NOT LAZY YOU JUST DONT HAVE TIME OR ENERGY AFTER WORK, VACUMING, SCHOOL LAUNDRY, COOKING RECYLING DOCTORS YARD WORK DISHES TOILETS GROVERYS HAIRCUT'S , I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN THE WOODS AND SMOKE WHEED, I HATE MONEY, I WANT TO SIT ON A LOG AND THINK ABOUT SPACE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - ONE MORE THING THE RULING CLASS DONT HAVE TO DO ANY OF THIS SHYT THEY GOT SERVENTS TO DO IT FOR THEM, AND THEY DANGLE A BIT OF DA SERVENT LIFE IN FRONT OF US BY LETTING US BUY DELIVERY BURGER'S ON AN APP, NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHEN DO WE GET TO "ENJOY" - dashare.zone ADMIN

02.01.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1063    πŸ” 327    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 23

opened X the everything app and was immediately met with a promoted thread with 7k reposts investigating the government's death fog (the fog that kills you, sent by the government)

01.01.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4558    πŸ” 419    πŸ’¬ 187    πŸ“Œ 94

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called β€œAchieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called β€œThe Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

19.12.2024 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10380    πŸ” 1849    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 97

I can't get a screenshot where it's particularly legible but: something beautiful is going to happen.

19.12.2024 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

08.12.2024 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 47553    πŸ” 7655    πŸ’¬ 314    πŸ“Œ 93

Why is everything so bad, though? (lmao)

15.11.2024 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A SEKELETEN FLOAGING IN SPACE AND THERE THINKEN ABOUT HOW FUN IT USE TO BE TO GO ON THE COMPUTER , MODDEM SOUND, FLASH GAME'S, FILE'S, SECRET WORLD ,MP3, FREE WEB SITE'S, CLICKY KEYBOARD, DISKS, NO COPS NO BOSSES, AND DA TEXT SAY'S "I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN COPUTERS WERE FUN" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SEKELETEN FLOAGING IN SPACE AND THERE THINKEN ABOUT HOW FUN IT USE TO BE TO GO ON THE COMPUTER , MODDEM SOUND, FLASH GAME'S, FILE'S, SECRET WORLD ,MP3, FREE WEB SITE'S, CLICKY KEYBOARD, DISKS, NO COPS NO BOSSES, AND DA TEXT SAY'S "I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN COPUTERS WERE FUN" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

THEY USE TO BE FUN - dashare.zone ADMIN

26.10.2024 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 894    πŸ” 227    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 8
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,516,288, safety manager β€ͺ@wizardbeams.bsky.social‬, joined on Oct 14, 2023"

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,516,288, safety manager β€ͺ@wizardbeams.bsky.social‬, joined on Oct 14, 2023"

Lol

26.09.2024 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
BLACK SHIRT THAT SAYS "I DONT KNOW HOW TO BE ALIVE, I DONT KNOW HOW EVERYONE WALK'S AROUND LIKE EVERYTHINGS TOTALLY FINE AND NOT COMPLETELEY FUCKED WE SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS RIGHT NOW WE SHOULD BE EATING THE PEOPLE WHO SET EVERYTHING UP LIKE THIS WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO THINK OR SAY THE WORD MONEY AGAIN" - AND ITS AVALIABLE AT DASHARE.ZONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

BLACK SHIRT THAT SAYS "I DONT KNOW HOW TO BE ALIVE, I DONT KNOW HOW EVERYONE WALK'S AROUND LIKE EVERYTHINGS TOTALLY FINE AND NOT COMPLETELEY FUCKED WE SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS RIGHT NOW WE SHOULD BE EATING THE PEOPLE WHO SET EVERYTHING UP LIKE THIS WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO THINK OR SAY THE WORD MONEY AGAIN" - AND ITS AVALIABLE AT DASHARE.ZONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

"I DONT KNOW HOW TO BE ALIVE" SHIRT, AVALIABLE NOW AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN

22.04.2024 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 259    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a rainbow coming from the window of my folks’ bathroom shining directly on a toilet paper roll

a rainbow coming from the window of my folks’ bathroom shining directly on a toilet paper roll

beauty is everywhere

21.04.2024 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 593    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 6

I know that I was not put on this earth simply to look at phone... but I still feel on some level that that is my calling

21.01.2024 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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"it is only computer and I am beautiful person" is something we should all keep in mind

08.09.2023 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1702    πŸ” 649    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 38

Every once in a while I'm just like huh it's weird how this site that was a pretty big part of my day-to-day life for a decade was made completely unusable in under a year

07.12.2023 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 524    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3

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