I own PowerPoint.
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What am I even?
@markdarrah.bsky.social
BioWare 1997-2021 Triage Games 2022- https://triagegames.com/ YouTuber (apparently) https://www.youtube.com/@MarkDarrah/videos
I own PowerPoint.
...
What am I even?
Letβs do a premiere for this one:
What Really Happened to Anthem? (Part 1 2011 - 2017)
youtu.be/9_QY8F8z_4c
Part 1 of the at least 3 part Anthem Memories and Lessons that I am STILL working on
I bought a bag of scotch bonnets because my white boy brain thought βsurely no one would sell an entire bag of chilies these must be cool stuffing peppersβ
Soβ¦
First we fermented them which bay have reduced the spice.
Now Iβm making hot sauce
Honestly no idea... Names are hard
13.07.2025 14:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Random Edmonton PSA: if you lost your phone this morning by the Highlands shops and can tell me what sticker is on the back, Iβll let you know where to pick it up.
11.07.2025 17:24 β π 80 π 38 π¬ 3 π 1Ah yes I see I need more Mason jars, thank you
11.07.2025 22:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do often have this urge.
And we own at least 50 mason jars of various sizes.
Why?
Why are we like this?
Fuck I hate βdebate me!β Bros
09.07.2025 17:44 β π 66 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0Since I just had a root canal, I've been thinking about the pain scale and how I hate it and see it more like... a dare. Like, are you asking me how much more pain I can take? I can take it all. I can absorb it. Is this a test? I will get an A. This is all very neurotypical and normal.
09.07.2025 13:09 β π 85 π 1 π¬ 11 π 1Honestly is is just a coincidence.
Communication plans take weeks to sort out
Huh, did I remind EA Anthem existed?
03.07.2025 17:57 β π 54 π 5 π¬ 5 π 1Your quarterly reminder to read this essay from 1941, called "Who Goes Nazi?"
You might recognize some people from your life within the piece.
harpers.org/archive/1941...
Last years βsurvive until 25β is looking pretty stupid ATM
02.07.2025 15:47 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Reading Parable of the Talents by Olivia Butler in 2025 is a LOT
01.07.2025 23:55 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ooops, I forgot to reschedule the Diegetic video.
So it came out under the live stream.
Watch it here before the algorithm eats it:
youtu.be/4hlhGyV0AyQ
Woops I forgot to unschedule my video from this morning so it launched under my live stream...
01.07.2025 18:24 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm going to stream Anthem on Tuesday if you want to watch me be bad at a game from 5 years ago...
youtube.com/live/OUNX5M8...
Indeed⦠and my second scripting language
24.06.2025 19:08 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That code is there forever.
That is load bearing duct tape
the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires
15.06.2025 15:03 β π 3414 π 915 π¬ 52 π 65Ours weβre leaving bird heads in it.
It was a thingβ¦
Yes
02.06.2025 20:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So... have car manufacturers just stopped making smaller cars?
I drive a fit but Honda, Toyota, Ford, no one has anything in the same form factor anymore.
My diamond resale business won't even get off the ground if I have to buy the diamonds first. Geez.
26.05.2025 20:14 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The woke mob is destroying my catalytic converter collection hobby
26.05.2025 19:49 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0My car jacking business will die if Iβm forced to ask people to GIVE me their cars
26.05.2025 19:23 β π 265 π 71 π¬ 1 π 2For me it felt better once I embraced the multiple runs.
So I tried to get something from each run but didnβt necessarily try to reach 46.
That said, I rolled credits with only a small fraction seen and havenβt turned it on since
My >2hour Davinci resolve project is failing to render.
But all I'm getting is a failed status notice. No pop up or other indication as to what is failing...
Short projects seem to be fine.
I do have some thoughts on how you could do the third act flashback as gameplayβ¦
13.05.2025 23:52 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0