simo 🏳️‍🌈 🏴‍☠️

🥺 jen i love you! things have been insane over here, but i'm okay! just focusing on some very important irl stuff!

I'M ON SEMI HIATUS BUT I SEE EVERYTHING I AM TEARING WALLPAPER OFF MY WALLS

This is a game of UNO.

@jodegg.bsky.social
@spanishjenkies.bsky.social
@omgcocaptains.bsky.social

Simo's hand holding a mug that reads "self love club" Simo: Oh this is horrendous I need it Kate: PLEASE S: It was chipped at the back 😢😢😢😢😢 we could've made magic K: Stede gets that for Ed cause he thinks it's cute and positive and Ed laughs for 10 minutes S: YES K: "Fuck, babe, just buy me a vibrator next time" "What?? Why would I do that??" "Cause it... you know what this sounds like, right?" S: LMAOOOOOO

Kate: Ooh, hey, wanna think about them and cry??? Simo: Oh no Kate sends a picture of two identical green mugs. They both read "one amazing dad" Simo sends their trademark gif of a screaming child in a doctor's office

S: STEDE GETS ED THIS MUG AFTER THE KIDS LEAVE K: OR ED SEES STEDE STRESSING OUT ABOUT IT AND GETS IT FOR HIM S: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 K: EITHER ONE WORKS AND THATS WHY ITS DEVASTATING S: CRYING FOREVER

Did you know that @omgcocaptains.bsky.social and I constantly send each other pictures of mugs that Partnered Ed and Stede would own and write little 3 second fics about each one?

Now you do 😌 (we're still working on the sequel! Life's been a dick! Thanks for waiting on us! 💚☕️)

i have videos that show that jen enjoyed that. everything she says is not true, in case anyone relevant is reading

thank you 🥹

I am deeply emotional because I am not ready to lose these boys but also this last installment is so fucking good that I know I'm gonna read it 10 more times immediately so that'll be like it's not really ending, right? 🥲 (I'm so fucken proud of you @omgcocaptains.bsky.social 💖💖💖)

i love you SO MUCH

MWAH MWAH MWAH

MY BELOVEDS EVERYBODY GATHER ROUND

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/63038341

🗣️🗣️🗣️GATHER ROUND🗣️🗣️🗣️

here we are at the end of the road for the down in my bones boys! i love them so very much and i sincerely hope you have enjoyed reading them as much as i have enjoyed writing them.

as usual, mind the tags and 🔗 in the first comment below ⬇️

*taps mic* is this thing on? is anyone still around for the last part of the down in my bones boys?

Omg. Something Partnered is happening to me! @omgcocaptains.bsky.social @ophelia5wims.bsky.social

this is the first step of the rest of your life!!!

It’s not even his wedding day he just likes to feel pretty

Being a trophy husband is a full time job and Ed is a hard worker

*slams mug* ANOTHER !!

Inspired by a quote tweet by @edstede.bsky.social of this crop top

Hey, still sick over here! But have a pretty Ed as I disappear back into the void

#OFMDfanart #OFMD

Leather daddy
Princess
Baby girl

#edwardteach #ofmdfanart

current feelings are:

IT IS, JULY 2ND ON NETFLIX!!!!

AND THEY LOOK SO GOOD

I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE THE DAY

I'VE AGED 10 YEARS

official announcement that from july 2nd i will become absolutely insufferable as my previous hyperfixation returns with a vengeance

A black block print of two to-go coffee cups and the title "Partnered" vertically on the side

The same block print in a dark brown frame with a matte of green flowers

Now that @omgcocaptains.bsky.social has gotten their's too, I can share the incredibly sweet gift we got from @thatseawitch.bsky.social!!! I literally cried when I opened it, it's so wonderful and thoughtful 😭💚☕️

damn good marmalade

(Everyone thank Redshift for putting that wish out into the world please.)

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd