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I miss my princess diaries au :( I can’t wait until after christmas when I’ll actually have time to write

rewatching tslocg and just seen renee rapp kiss a man. I will need to look at a picture of my girlfriend, some meditation time and to listen to bite me in its entirety before I can go back to watching

someone I made friends with 3 years ago at literally the other side of the planet just text me to say she now lives 15 minutes from me because life is bizarre ig??

hey loves if you get a message from this person talking about how they “accidentally reported you for spam” and that you need to reach out to aaron.bskysupport on discord to verify your identity it is 100% a scam www.reddit.com/r/BlueskySoc...

I feel so bad for the original person too like to have both bluesky and discord hacked together is rough!

omg thank you so much I’ve just called him out too 😭 I can’t believe it’s a scam twisted in a scam it’s so elaborate 💀

Omg I just got this right now and I’m currently talking to this aaron because I thought it was legit?? Do I give up on the conversation or have they actually reported me?? I can’t tell if it’s real 😳

my parents are meeting oomf’s parents today and I’m feeling the fear. they’re too similar, they’ll either love or hate each other and there’s no in between

no it’s another oomf I left her at home 😭 (/j 🤭)

oomf is at my sisters wedding 😳

I love being a lesbian actually like I get to enjoy chappell roan and renee rapp on a level straight people never could AND I get to kiss a pretty girl for the rest of my life

re: taylor’s new album cover

I’m no better than a man 😔

(except I am because I’m a lesbian)

1 year of learn how to fly! It’s slow going but I’m really proud of myself for sticking with this through 2 degrees and working full time

thank you for everyone who’s stuck with me through it, I promise it’ll be finished one of these days

it could also just be live performers because they all seem too confident and not drunk enough

the pub next door does karaoke every sunday night and I have such a good time listening along, currently listen to a guy absolutely belting life is a highway

Ive just got it but thank you so much!!! 🫶

I need someone to make pilates home workout videos for actual beginners. I just clicked on a beginner video to see the vibe and it was basically ‘how to turn your 6 pack into a 12 pack’

I’m a size 16, I’ll never see an ab a day in my life, I just want my knees not to crack when I walk upstairs 😭

doing breathing exercises in the living room because someone is ringing me to set up my water bill in 10 minutes. anxiety is odd

happy national girlfriend day @waterychilli.bsky.social I love you ❤️

(sorry I put the subway on my instagram story, lightly worrying our friends that we had broken up. I’m just excited about chappell roan)

This was their first date

chapter 5 of my Princess Diaries 2 AU 'learn how to fly' is out now archiveofourown.org/works/582780...

In this chapter Ed and Stede are still firmly enemies but are heading towards friends at least! Onwards and upwards!

trains in england are wild there’s no signalling by me right now to tell other trains we’re coming so the driver is just beeping the horn really loudly whenever we change tracks and hoping for the best. we’re also travelling like 100 mph to catch up on the massive delay 💀

I leave my job tomorrow and today one of my sen kids who always tries to be a little bit aloof as though she doesn’t care about us teachers came and quietly sat next to me and just said really sadly ‘I’ll miss you, miss’ so now I’m crying about it :(

…to this tragic affair?? wipe off that make up what’s in is despair??

no joke I can’t think what the words could be because I’m got the lyrics in my head 😭

a girl was super ill today and I know that because I’m the one who got her cleaned up and held her up while she almost fainted and the actual first aider said ‘hmm don’t you think she’s a bit too happy to show off how ill she is? plus her attendance is low so she can’t go home anyway’ WHAT!!!!!!

I’m gonna miss teaching but I’m so glad to be leaving secondary education because some teachers are wayyy too willing to ignore the basic rights of students because maybe they’re a bit naughty or have low attendance

sorry to them, it wasn’t intentional brushing them off, I’m just always excited to see my gf 😭

thinking about mcm when someone (I realised later) was lowkey flirting but I’m such a wife guy that when they asked how my day is going I was automatically like ‘good because I’m here with my gf! look she’s over there getting us a drink! look how cool her cosplay is!’

a sign of something about ofmd but definitely not it being picked up 😭

sometimes I think about when I had to analyse bret’s voice in one of my masters seminars and I took it as a sign that ofmd was gonna be picked up

that was on the morning of march 7th 2024 😬