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happy national girlfriend day @waterychilli.bsky.social I love you ❤️

(sorry I put the subway on my instagram story, lightly worrying our friends that we had broken up. I’m just excited about chappell roan)

This was their first date

chapter 5 of my Princess Diaries 2 AU 'learn how to fly' is out now archiveofourown.org/works/582780...

In this chapter Ed and Stede are still firmly enemies but are heading towards friends at least! Onwards and upwards!

trains in england are wild there’s no signalling by me right now to tell other trains we’re coming so the driver is just beeping the horn really loudly whenever we change tracks and hoping for the best. we’re also travelling like 100 mph to catch up on the massive delay 💀

I leave my job tomorrow and today one of my sen kids who always tries to be a little bit aloof as though she doesn’t care about us teachers came and quietly sat next to me and just said really sadly ‘I’ll miss you, miss’ so now I’m crying about it :(

…to this tragic affair?? wipe off that make up what’s in is despair??

no joke I can’t think what the words could be because I’m got the lyrics in my head 😭

a girl was super ill today and I know that because I’m the one who got her cleaned up and held her up while she almost fainted and the actual first aider said ‘hmm don’t you think she’s a bit too happy to show off how ill she is? plus her attendance is low so she can’t go home anyway’ WHAT!!!!!!

I’m gonna miss teaching but I’m so glad to be leaving secondary education because some teachers are wayyy too willing to ignore the basic rights of students because maybe they’re a bit naughty or have low attendance

sorry to them, it wasn’t intentional brushing them off, I’m just always excited to see my gf 😭

thinking about mcm when someone (I realised later) was lowkey flirting but I’m such a wife guy that when they asked how my day is going I was automatically like ‘good because I’m here with my gf! look she’s over there getting us a drink! look how cool her cosplay is!’

a sign of something about ofmd but definitely not it being picked up 😭

sometimes I think about when I had to analyse bret’s voice in one of my masters seminars and I took it as a sign that ofmd was gonna be picked up

that was on the morning of march 7th 2024 😬

found out I have a rare-ish thing about my blood so when I give blood it exclusively goes to babies. call me bobby nash

don’t ask how I found this so fast archiveofourown.org/works/49254589

Extract of a script from Our Flag Means Death S2 E6. The page reads: STEDE: Well, we’re here now. (He looks at Blackbeard for a second, then extends his hand). We never finished our dance. Blackbeard looks at Stede’s hand, a little unsure as to whether or not he should take it. BLACKBEARD: There’s no music. STEDE: There isn’t? I always hear music when I’m around you. Gosh he’s charming. Blackbeard blushes and takes Stede’s hand. As they sway to the imaginary music Stede holds Blackbeard a little closer and gives him a kiss on the forehead. Blackbeard’s eyes brighten. We hear the first instrumental bars of Brice Springsteen’s “I’m on Fire.” The slow rolling percussions pounding like Blackbeard’s heart. He looks up at Stede and gives him a gentle kiss on the lips. As Blackbeard draws back to continue dancing, Stede pulls him for a longer, more passionate kiss. “Tell me now baby, is he good to you? /And can he do to you the things that I do? /Oh no /I can take you higher /Oh, oh, oh, I’m on fire” Blackbeard’s head is spinning. He has to sit on the corner of the bed to catch his breath. STEDE (continued): I’m sorr… was that too much? Before he can finish asking, Blackbeard grabs him by the shirt. He pulls Stede down onto him until they’re both lying on the bed. He looks up at Stede. BLACKBEARD (whispers): Again. “At night, I wake up with the sheets soakin’ wet. /And a freight train runnin’ through the middle of my head /Only you can cool my desire. /Oh, oh, oh, I’m on fire” Stede smiles. He takes Blackbeard’s face in his hands, taking in the beauty of his features. He gently draws the lines of Blackbeard’s lips with his fingertips. Then he kisses him deeply, pressing his body down into Blackbeard’s as the sounds of the party echo into the room. “Oh, oh, oh, I’m on fire / Oh, oh, oh, I’m on fire / Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh” EXT. THE REVENGE, DECK - NIGHT Fireworks explode in the sky as the crew of the Revenge continue their celebration into the night.

OFMD truly is the only show for which we keep getting new content over a year after it was cancelled twice 🫶🏴‍☠️

wrote another fic for the first time in a long time! part of my ‘kisses we didn’t see series’ 🫶

archiveofourown.org/works/67160881

my friend just used the phrase ‘I’m gonna chatgpt it’ which is linguistically interesting but societally devastating

on the train thinking about how I’ve met rhys darby

or maybe I don’t actually, maybe I want the fly to feel really smug that they’re sneakily resting on me and I have no idea

I hope the little fly that keeps landing on me knows I gently blew them off my arm because I didn’t like the tickle but that I’m purposely letting them sit on my dress because they deserve a comfy seat on the train

DIVORCE

ooo amazing thank you!!

ooo veg carbonara sounds good thank you!!!

I am a great cook, I’m just probably autistic and I like tofu so I didn’t like the change but I need more comfort meals!

I don’t like peppers, olives, courgette or aubergine but that’s about it!

not to give facebook mum but does anyone have any nice vegetarian recipe suggestions? I’m moving back out of my parents house in like 2 months and when I was at uni I basically lived off tofu, noodles and broccoli for 4 years lol so I wanna branch out

*la but close enough

my parents are watching ofmd and i’m feeling my feelings

‘when you kill you die as well’ stede killed ned and died…le petite mort 🤭

I’m the tiniest bit wine tipsy and like yeah I’m a little depressed and have crippling unmedicated adhd but I’m moving back to my favourite city next month to become a doctor in a field I love more than I can explain and I’ll live half an hour away from the love of my life like maybe I’ll be ok

the kids at work tomorrow are gonna ask me what I did over half term but literally all I did was dress up as edward fuckface teach, watch a doctor who drag show and kiss my gf like that’s genuinely it