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@elysiane.bsky.social

Software tester and real life crafter. I live for video games, coffee, books and K-pop. ๐Ÿ’—

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Heโ€™s right back there!

30.12.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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YESSSS SAME! I try not to buy blind boxes of him anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚ I have a few more than this, but Iโ€™m redoing my room so they are in storage right now. (Ignore the Skullpanda, she was just lonely.)

30.12.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And thereโ€™s no way I could skip the bookstore.

30.12.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have a Cinnamoroll corner but it appears that I will now have to start a Pochacco corner.

30.12.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A little Hello Kitty, as a treat

23.11.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Broseidon Gambit Filed by Gallente Citizen 4586793463 Captain Gobbins announced he was stepping down. Not gone, exactly โ€” just stepping down, in the same way a capsuleer says theyโ€™re taking a break from EVE and theโ€ฆ

Some *massive* #EVEOnline drama went down last night as a random Keepstar showed up beside ours. Of course I summarized the event....

pixelnomad.ca/2025/11/06/t...

#Tweetfleet

06.11.2025 11:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase โ€˜Thereโ€™s no such thing as a free lunchโ€™. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is โ€˜The only free cheese is in the mousetrapโ€™ - which is so much better

16.07.2025 06:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24606    ๐Ÿ” 5158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 308    ๐Ÿ“Œ 209

Quit trying to monetize your hobbies

16.07.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goooood morning and happy week, Bsky!

This post appeared on my timeline, which is timely, considering I am browsing Bsky while I pseudo-listen to a Teams session on using Copilot given by the corporation I work for.

07.07.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Real gamer girl weekend hours

07.06.2025 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nooooo you breathed the same air as Hwasa how ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

07.04.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nintendo will literally let people share digital games but God forbid you are able to start a second Animal Crossing save on the same device.

27.03.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot from a scan of page 289 of an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote. The text is set in two columns. In the left column, we read in part โ€œthou hast hit the point, Sancho, which can alone shake my resolutionโ€, and on the right โ€œthy share of the booty would would have been at least the emperorโ€™s crown of goldโ€; by coincidence, these align so that the phrase โ€œshake my bootyโ€ can be read across the columns.

Screenshot from a scan of page 289 of an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote. The text is set in two columns. In the left column, we read in part โ€œthou hast hit the point, Sancho, which can alone shake my resolutionโ€, and on the right โ€œthy share of the booty would would have been at least the emperorโ€™s crown of goldโ€; by coincidence, these align so that the phrase โ€œshake my bootyโ€ can be read across the columns.

Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase โ€œshake my bootyโ€ can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.

24.03.2024 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8866    ๐Ÿ” 3556    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 150
Amazon removes your right to download Kindle books
YouTube video by Jared Henderson Amazon removes your right to download Kindle books

youtu.be/iK1ZZInYRHY?...

18.02.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The sims 4 loading screen. Thereโ€™s a large plumbob and the word โ€˜OKโ€™ underneath

The sims 4 loading screen. Thereโ€™s a large plumbob and the word โ€˜OKโ€™ underneath

Hate it when the Sims 4 just says โ€˜OKโ€™ at me - why arenโ€™t you adjusting emotional weights like god intended? What happened to calibrating my personality matrix?

16.02.2025 11:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh come on now, weโ€™re just actively trying to destroy the world at this point right?

16.02.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A Follow Up on 'Does Proton Still Stand for Anything' ? Andy Yen reached out to me on LinkedIn, and I wanted to share my thoughts on our conversation.

insights.priva.cat/p/a-follow-u... This seems like a good summary of what went on.

03.02.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, not to be a downer, but in case you guys didnโ€™t hear the CEO of Proton actually came out with pro Trump comments and when he received pushback, he continued to reply using the companyโ€™s official accounts and insisting on his takes. So welp, a heads up ๐Ÿ˜ญ

03.02.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Work in progress cross stitch in greys and blues with a big ol snarly mess knotted on top

Work in progress cross stitch in greys and blues with a big ol snarly mess knotted on top

โ€œItโ€™s a relaxing hobby,โ€ I mutter to myself

02.02.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you know someone's mad at you on Teams when they spend ages typing and then it just stops and they give you a thumbs up react

28.01.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mostly i am a bad bitch who handles my own life problems. however i HAVE learned that if i look sad and pathetic enough, within 10 minutes a man will offer to do something IT related for me, like emerge from a bush holding a spare HDMI cable, and i abuse this privilege to its fullest extent

24.01.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sign reading Duolingo,
but for Anxiety Created by scientists from Oxford, Cambridge, and Harvard
FREE to use without a subscription with a cute lil blob cartoon character

Sign reading Duolingo, but for Anxiety Created by scientists from Oxford, Cambridge, and Harvard FREE to use without a subscription with a cute lil blob cartoon character

thats ok im already fluent in anxiety

16.01.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6990    ๐Ÿ” 1858    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76    ๐Ÿ“Œ 97

(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,

21.01.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5967    ๐Ÿ” 1089    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Normalizing eugenics and prioritizing individual rights over community care helped get us here.

21.01.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A skeet saying "Trump signs executive order saying he has a large peen" with a reply saying "I can't create content that is sexual in nature"

A skeet saying "Trump signs executive order saying he has a large peen" with a reply saying "I can't create content that is sexual in nature"

Was 95% sure that a random in my replies *was* a reply-guy-as-a-service aggro-bot, but this took it to 100%

21.01.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 640    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Trump Admin Accused of Using AI to Draft Executive Orders Artifacts in Trump's executive orders have led to speculation that those who penned them might have turned to AI for help.

Several of the Trump Admin's new executive orders feature bizarre errors, formatting oddities, and stilted language -- familiar artifacts that have led to speculation that AI was used in the drafting process.

futurism.com/trump-admin-...

21.01.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 944    ๐Ÿ” 219    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 87

He is the type of dude who would have practiced it in the mirror 500 times to make sure it looks just so. You know it.

22.01.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Let me put it in words you might understand. Mr. Trump, fuck off."

22.01.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7194    ๐Ÿ” 2259    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 211    ๐Ÿ“Œ 421

1. Computer engineering + EE double major
2. Computer engineering (uni stopped offering double majors)
3. Nope
4. Software tester!

22.01.2025 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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