Taco Dave

I wish there were rappers that were mean and sexually promiscuous but still drug-free. I need some lyrics like:

“Yeah I got the kinda job that’ll piss test,
But your girl finna swallow my kids next…”

Most people already have gay autism, and Tylenol is working on finishing the job! (Huzzah!)

And my business idea involves using public records to identify properties that may be better suited for conversion from single-family residential properties to giant bee hives for honey production.

Recall the fate of Jewish & leftist Profs in 1930s Germany.

US academics aren't directly employed by the govt (unlike 30s Germany), so cannot simply be fired (tho' Dumpf has fired many govt research scientists).

Instead, Unis must be browbeaten into 'letting Profs go'.

Or they must be scared off.

As a fan of @dropout.tv I have exciting news for you that may give the magnet idea new legs…

I have a related business concept and am also looking for an angel investor. Want to team up? I will give you unrestricted hive access.

looking for a billionaire investor in my business that will Disrupt the honey industry (we are gluing tiny cowboy hats on bees)

Guess who just got both the updated COVID vaccine and flu shots today? Your dear Leader Trump. Maybe you should get them too.

Sincerely, An Epidemiologist Who Told You Trump Would Get COVID Booster.

Got a lead on Mastodon and I’m in business:

mastodon.social/@cisene/1153...

Update: Obsidian looks like it *would* work but currently is broken and doesn’t not export Mermaid diagrams correctly, which is a blocker. #Windows #VSCode #Markdown #MermaidJS #OneDrive

Anyone know of a #Windows app or #VSCode extension that allows you to export #Markdown with #MermaidJS charts to HTML or PDF?

I’m having issues with most of the VSCode extensions I tried so far and cannot install Chrome extensions due to company policy.

(And #OneDrive preview for md is broken AF.)

Been thinking a lot about how pointless life is, and wanting it to be over. Yesterday my therapist tried to convince me that I have value as a person, but I wasn’t really buying it.

this thread is the best communication for me so far on how all of the parts of the protocol and clients work together (and sometimes against each other)

Blumenthal is a dying gasp from the Silent Generation to impose the prudery of the 40's onto future generations. Well, future relative to him.

Let it be his dying gasp. Oppose it. Oppose it loudly. Oppose it until he finally dies of old age in office - which shouldn't take too many more years.

Google Calls ICE Agents a Vulnerable Group, Removes ICE-Spotting App ‘Red Dot’ The move comes as Apple removed ICEBlock after direct pressure from U.S. Department of Justice officials and signals a broader crackdown on ICE-spotting apps.

Google has determined that ICE agents are a vulnerable group and has used this designation as pretext to delete an app that helped communities determine where ICE raids were happening

www.404media.co/google-calls...

It's very telling that even in the earliest days of the internet, any community that reached a certain size had to institute a rule like, "We can ban you on vibes, fuck you," if they wanted to maintain the peace. Because it's impossible for rules to cover everything bad faith might think of.

I feel called out

Wholesome prank idea: posting on LinkedIn “Excited to announce that I’m burnt out!” and then collapsing and dying of exhaustion on the floor right next to my work laptop.

Did Google just respond with “Yes”?

Gov. Pritzker Statement on the Texas National Guard Being Deployed to Illinois OCTOBER 5, 2025 1ส. 261U181 Office of the Governor JB Pritzker FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Sunday, October 5, 2025 CONTACT: Gov.Press@illinois.gov CHICAGO - Today, Governor JB Pritzker released the following statement after the Illinois National Guard was informed that the Texas National Guard is preparing deployments to Illinois: "This evening, President Trump is ordering 400 members of the Texas National Guard for deployments to Illinois, Oregon, and other locations within the United States. No officials from the federal government called me directly to discuss or coordinate. "We must now start calling this what it is: Trump's Invasion. It started with federal agents, it will soon include deploying federalized members of the Illinois National Guard against our wishes, and it will now involve sending in another state's military troops. "I call on Governor Abbott to immediately withdraw any support for this decision and refuse to coordinate. There is no reason a President should send military troops into a sovereign state without their knowledge, consent, or cooperation. "The brave men and women who serve in our national guards must not be used as political props. This is a moment where every American must speak up and help stop this madness."

NEW: Gov. Pritzker says that President Trump is tonight ordering 400 Texas National Guard members to deploy to Illinois, Oregon, and other states. gov-pritzker-newsroom.prezly.com/s/267a0ec0-7...

I feel called out but also too distracted and hyperfocused on random things to notice.

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

This seems like incitement to violence against judges.

Wholesome prank idea: going to small businesses in an orange hi-vis vest with a clipboard and papers and presenting them a completed form after looking around or eating that says their business passed the annual Vibe Check Inspection

Sticker idea: “Yeah, I support the LDS:
Local
Donut
Shop”

I heard a radio ad for a nursery just now mention “vibrant mums and cheerful pansies” and I wanted to buzz in and answer “What is the mood when your mom puts on her most extra pride outfit because you’re bringing home your partner for the first time?”

Me having only seen a little bit of Season 1, but being cursed by God with media literacy and watching the official upload of the S2 opening: Oh, heh, that's probably going to be darkly relevant later on in the story.

Epic Games, clapping like a seal: Teeheehee funny dance gimme money, money now

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