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@futurehasbeen.bsky.social

Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him

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Bari Weiss blindfolded to go interview a terrorist like Pacino at the beginning of The Insider

08.10.2025 04:54 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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You’ve been visited by smooth Liam Neeson on Miami Vice.

08.10.2025 04:54 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 1

Yankees fans eyes rolling completely back and turning black, heads tilting backwards at an impossible angle, and their jaws opening and opening horribly like a shark's as they all emit the PC Richard Whistle Sound as one.

08.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 447    🔁 46    💬 22    📌 9

Carrie is an inspiring movie about a teenage girl who stages the ultimate clapback at her haters.

08.10.2025 03:26 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The only block I’m proud of on here is when Mikel Jollett was doing some post-election left bashing and I said “I’d say stick to music, but I bought your band’s album and you’re not good at that either.”

08.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The first season of SNL wasn't all that long after the end of I Love Lucy, but seeing Desi Arnaz share a stage with John Belushi feels, for some reason, incredibly disorienting.

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Never before in American history has one state's military force been deployed in another state over its objection.

I say never because the Civil War involved states whose governments legally ceased to exist, their offices vacated by constructive resignation, with no legitimate governors to object.

08.10.2025 00:33 — 👍 5074    🔁 1311    💬 68    📌 51

The decision between “ask the coked-out robot to draw the building you’re literally sitting in” vs “send an intern with an iphone downstairs” is sure indicative of some things

07.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 257    🔁 53    💬 4    📌 1

I finally remembered the best one - PG Wodehouse learning of Jack Kerouac's recent death during a 1969 interview with the Paris Review and having a perfectly Bertie Wooster-ish reaction: 'those chaps sure do go quickly, don't they'

07.10.2025 23:54 — 👍 66    🔁 26    💬 2    📌 0
A person in a frog/toad costume faces off the might of American fascism

A person in a frog/toad costume faces off the might of American fascism

"Thank you for your timely attendance, officers, as I mentioned on the phone I believe Ratty and Badger are senior members of Antifa"

07.10.2025 18:30 — 👍 722    🔁 102    💬 14    📌 2

grim example, but the last public guillotining in France took place two months before The Wizard Of Oz premiered and was witnessed by Christopher Lee

08.10.2025 00:04 — 👍 37    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

[Jimmy Stewart voice]

So long, gay Bowser.

07.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

07.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 4472    🔁 1424    💬 21    📌 20

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

07.10.2025 15:46 — 👍 2294    🔁 695    💬 12    📌 4
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imagining the cleaning lady standing in shock as all seventeen fall one after the other through the door of a cupboard which could surely never have contained them in the first place

07.10.2025 09:05 — 👍 128    🔁 43    💬 5    📌 0

The three good types of showbiz documentary:

•Talking heads are more famous than the subject.
•Holy shit, look at this footage we dug up!
•Prickly recluse allows unprecedented access.

07.10.2025 18:47 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Until I zoomed in, I assumed her mouth was a Hitler mustache.

07.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bari Weiss, CBS News, 1965

- New art in @jewishcurrents.bsky.social
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07.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 3098    🔁 682    💬 26    📌 6
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Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

07.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 3558    🔁 645    💬 44    📌 30

There are elements of the Hammer rags to riches and back story that are interesting, but this movie treats them as IMPORTANT!

07.10.2025 05:14 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This movie is an accidental masterpiece. It treats Hammer as if he’s one of the greatest stories in popular music and as solemnly as a Bible epic. It’s an unintentional skewering of the hollowness of the music biopic as a genre.

07.10.2025 05:09 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Obsessed with this shot from Too Legit: The MC Hammer Story (2001) in which the extras’ costumes are designed to evoke 1973, except for the couple dead center who wore their street clothes.

07.10.2025 05:01 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
HOT TO GO - K.K. Slider Cover
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Cannot understate how hard this goes. I subconsciously started headbanging.

07.10.2025 04:28 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
REWIND
MANOSPHERE INFLUENCERS WHO BOOSTED TRUMP ARE NOW COOLING ON HIM
By NIKKI MCCANN RAMIREZ
OCTOBER 6, 2025

And then it’s Homer with a hundred cigarettes in his mouth

REWIND MANOSPHERE INFLUENCERS WHO BOOSTED TRUMP ARE NOW COOLING ON HIM By NIKKI MCCANN RAMIREZ OCTOBER 6, 2025 And then it’s Homer with a hundred cigarettes in his mouth

07.10.2025 01:27 — 👍 1981    🔁 230    💬 27    📌 3

Dodgers narrowly avoid defeating themselves.

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Every time the gate swings open

13.08.2025 05:40 — 👍 121    🔁 10    💬 4    📌 5

you could give an infinite number of reactionaries an infinite number of typewriters over an infinite timeline and they would never invent a sesame street

06.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 1484    🔁 144    💬 8    📌 4

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