Frankendarling

We deserved Michael and Jan from The Office as Barbie and Ken respectively, in a really sad episode where Steve Carell’s blonde wig and pink cowgirl outfit just get more and more depressing.

Tying it all together, Sony signed Bad Bunny to make a movie in which he starred as a luchador character who appeared in exactly two issues.

The whole arc of Sony’s Spider-Man without Spider-Man movies outside of Venom is so dang funny.

Morbius: Legendary disaster that nobody has actually seen.
Madame Web: Instant bad movie classic.
Kraven: Came out and nobody cared.

Like the fact that I’ve seen the “they should try releasing it again” joke about non-movie flops really speaks to Morbius’ bizarre footprint.

Ironically it’s Morbius; as long as there are failed attempts to build franchises or heavily marketed box office disasters, it will be Morbin’ time.

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

'A CGI Embalming' — Xfinity's Jurassic Park Super Bowl Ad Features Digitally De-Aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum - IGN Super Bowl LX may still be a few days away, but Xfinity has already released its Jurassic Park-themed ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum.

For the record, IGN says ILM confirmed they did not work on the deaging. It was a spot of confusion because the Hollywood Reporter referenced the commercial using ILM’s original dinosaur effects.

www.ign.com/articles/a-c...

It was wholesome and the celebrities talking about their favorite little guys felt earnest rather than like they drove a dump truck up to their homes.

Yeah, exactly that, there’s specific (sigh) iconography that would be used here were that the case.

Yeah, there’s nothing to suggest this kid was supposed to be a representation of Liam and I truly do not know where so many people got this thought other than Liam being the only Latino kid they’ve ever heard of.

The above also goes double for all the people saying “We should make Puerto Rico” the 51st state when Bad Bunny is explicitly against that.

¡Me voy a convertir en el Joker!

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Peep the LIGHT BLUE Puerto Rican flag in the window

The flag with the light blue triangle represents the Puerto Rican independence movement

For many years it was illegal to display on the island

(Lots more light blue flags forthcoming in this performance)

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic

(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

Eight Senators

"they should deport elmo" should be grounds for a direct mental health intervention

OK ok I know "you don't gotta share hateful Twitter randos", but this is so fucking funny

And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

Wishing nothing but the absolute worst for the New England Patriots and its owner

Tengo una novia que es mejor que eso.
Ella tiene el humo en los ojos.

"Drake Maye" is also the answer to the question "if I go to this Toronto nightclub will anyone spike my drink"

CHIRLA - The Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights The Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights (CHIRLA) was founded in 1986. CHIRLA is a California leader with national impact made of diverse immigrant families and individuals who act as agents of socia...

All the racist ass white people who can’t tell two Latino kids apart should donate to CHIRLA.

www.chirla.org

All the racist ass white people who can’t tell two Latino kids apart should donate to CHIRLA.

www.chirla.org

You realize it’s super racist to say “Don’t tell me it’s a different little Latino boy”?

Whole lot of people don't know that "conrjo" means "rabbit," and told everyone that they can't tell children apart