Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Color Sundays Vol. 1: Gag Strips Minnie on the ground outside Mickey's door, yelling at him. Minnie: I was never so insulted in my life! You ought to be ashamed, treating a lady like that! You're nothing but a rough-neck, that's what you are!

this was also a problem or me in my courting days

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Color Sundays Vol. 1: Lair of Wolf Barker Horace: Nowadays, when yer courtin' a gal, ya gotta twiddle a ukulele in th' moonlight an' yowl love songs at 'em! It makes me sick!

From Disney Masters Vol. 7: The Pirates of Tabasco Bay A mysterious masked individual, who is totally not Black Pete, holds Mickey at gunpoint. "Mysterious" Masked Man: I sure hand it to you, boss! Who else would've thought of usin' this as an excuse for a real raid on the town? Mickey: Say...! Your voice sounds familiar!

From For Whom the Doorbell Tolls: Cowboy Blues Goofy walks out of an office as a bagpiper walks in, upsetting the man inside. Bagpiper: H'lo, laddie! Man in Office: Are you kiddin'?!

Dude, put those things away. There are like, children here!

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Color Sundays Vol. 1: Gag Strips Mickey shows his "blistered" feet to Minnie as they relax on a beach. Mickey: Look at 'em! I can't walk! I'm blistered!

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Color Sundays Vol. 1: Mickey's Nephews A picture of Mickey's nephews, Morty and Ferdie, tied up by rope and held in place with stakes. Someone is looking at the picture.

From For Whom the Doorbell Tolls: Cowboy Blues Goofy walks out of an office as a bagpiper walks in, upsetting the man inside. Bagpiper: H'lo, laddie! Man in Office: Are you kiddin'?!

Well, Goofy died. Again.

From Walt Disney's Comics #649: Goofy in The Great Goofini A heavy, large safe falls into the back of Mickey's pickup truck with a loud THONK! Mickey: Oof! Hope that didn't hurt too much, Goofy!

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 3: The Sacred Jewel Mickey and Dippy Dog/Goofy trying to desperately hang onto a wild, drunk camel. Dippy/Goofy: We got 'im started, but he's walkin' like a drunken sailor, b'-gosh! Mickey: For Pete's sake! I never heard o' gettin' drunk on water!

The first volume of the Ice Sword Saga by Massimo de Vita The Pirates of Tabasco Bay, The Sunken City, and New Adventures of The Phantom Blot by Paul Murry collections

And with my employee bonus, I decided to expand my Mickey Mouse collection beyond just the strips.

Decided to go in on the Paul Murry books and dig into The Ice Sword Saga.

From Disney Masters Vol. 7: The Vanishing Railroad Mickey: Goofy...! Gee whiz! He's up already! Usually have to dump him out of bed!

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 2: The Mail Pilot Gloomy setting up a machine gun on Mickey's plane. Mickey: What's the idea? Gloomy: Captain's orders! Before ya get t' be a mail pilot, ya gotta learn t' shoot!

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 2: Mickey Mouse and His Horse Tanglefoot Minnie approaches Mickey and Tanglefoot carrying tons of money while bills stick out of her shoes, pockets, and hat. Minnie: All right, Mickey! I'm ready to go, now!

From Disney Masters Vol. 12: The Case of the Cut-Off Calls Panel 1: Mickey checks his answering machine. Mickey: Wonder what call I missed? Panel 2: Answering Machine: Ach! Need for rescue... *SPUTTER!* They kidnap me... for resssscue... Schnell ...soon I *SPUTTER!*

This is one of Gottfredson’s stories that was redrawn in the Dell Four Color series.

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 4: Island in the Sky Mickey and Goofy chase after a car driving in the sky with their airplane. Goofy: But, Mickey! Yuh can't go straight up even in a airyplane! An' he's doin' it in a auto!

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 4: The Seven Ghosts Ghost: I tell you, Mickey, ghosting isn't what it once was! There's too much competition! And the unemployment situation is terrible!

For Whom the Doorbell Tolls: Bad Boys Clarabelle leads a silent Mickey to a room. Clarabelle: Oh, good! Someone's finally come to visit him! He's always holed up in his room! It ain't healthy blah-blah-blah...

This version of Pete is.

People comparing Elon Musk to Scrooge McDuck.

now now now...
Scrooge McDuck has actually been shown to be generous with his money on occasion.

AND

Scrooge McDuck is surrounded by a loving family.

Elon Musk is actually Flintheart Glomgold

From Disney's Epic Mickey: The Comics Collection: Epic Mickey Mickey swinging a magical paintbrush around. Mickey: Because you made a big mistake! Ask anybody! They'll tell ya! YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE MOUSE!

The colors on this are rather nice

Currently reading through Mickey Mouse Meets Robinson Crusoe to collect panels and...

Man, this is such a drain on the soul. Once it gets to a certain point, there's almost nothing but racist caricatures every strip. It’s just so baaaaad.

Not that this arc has been all that great before that...

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 2: Blaggard Castle Clarabelle and Minnie look on in shock at the ruins of a suit armor that had crumbles to pieces and is still talking to them. Suit of Armor: And what's more, I'm STILL laughing at you!

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 2: Blaggard Castle Mickey excited to see Horace, who is coming at him with bad intentions. Mickey: Horace! Horace! Horace: Aha! An enemy to be destroyed!

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 2: Blaggard Castle Professor Ecks: But first we'll hypnotize everybody, and they will bring us food, and jewels, and gold! Horace: She loves me... she loves me not... Oh! The horror of it!

JD Vance is booed at the opening ceremonies A B and the Olympic rings are below to spell BOOOOO

Winter Olympic Games (Series, 1924 - )