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@roboticbroccoli.bsky.social

Brassica Automaton. If I'm following you, it's probably because I know you from somewhere. [E], Thorns, Timbers, general nerdery and other stuff.

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Latest posts by roboticbroccoli.bsky.social on Bluesky

Mine depends on the audience... either an NWSL head coach or an associate of a serial killer.

Different people, to be clear. Although I suppose I don't know who Seb Hines hangs out with.

13.02.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm used to healthcare in this country now but the structure still feels weird. Especially separate bills from the facility and each "independent contractor" provider involved in imaging, surgery, etc. Layers of administrative friction that just add unnecessary cost. I get why, but it's irritating.

06.02.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brains are hard (and yet also so squishy) but you can do it

04.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, though I feel like I have to be better at turning down free food that like... isn't actually good?

07.01.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday! I hope it's a great one.

06.01.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this mental image, even as someone who spent most of my time in London attempting to remain as invisible as I could - please be as You as you possibly can

03.01.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel that. At the height of the lockdowns, our landlord (who lived forever away, on Bainbridge) emailed something like "where's the rent, it was due yesterday" - the adrenaline spike was huge, but was followed by "that electronic transfer went through days ago, WTF". He'd just misread his account.

03.01.2026 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The focus on the new year for that stuff is just unnecessary pressure. We can decide what we want to do differently whenever we want!

02.01.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know not everyone agrees but I genuinely love the climate in this part of the PNW. Beautiful temperate rainforest. Summer isn't usually too hot/humid or too long. Now I'm making plans to drive out for snowshoeing because snow is available nearby but weather that cold is rare at home. Bliss.

28.12.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're rewatching X Files lately but I forgot this existed... thanks for the reminder

25.12.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Don't join the back surgery club.)

25.12.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry it's happening to you and I hope it improves, but I... may have laughed a little bit. I'm glad you caught it before worse things happened.

25.12.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, shit

18.12.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone we know just got back from Korea and brought us a cat-shaped rice paddle. It's cuter than any other tool in our kitchen and I think I'll have to force myself to use it instead of just keeping it as a display item.

10.12.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A good proportion of my bsky feed is soccer people, so I've seen related stuff multiple times and the universal reaction to this is "WTF"

05.12.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Powerful extra motivation! πŸ˜† I just listened a bunch before going to one of their shows and carried on after that.

03.12.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Wombats were my top artist this year, but I've never seen a rank that wasn't listed as a percentage. πŸ˜†

03.12.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚

02.12.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"This tastes like sadness."
"I was going to say that it reminds me of my childhood."
"... Well, yeah."

27.11.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚

23.11.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woke up feeling a bit crap because I went to bed much later than usual, even for a Friday...

...my Friday night festivities? Made boeuf bourguignon, underestimated how long it would take. 🀘

22.11.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just passed you in PDX, but was too distracted to say anything. Have a great trip!

08.11.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As I sweated on the turf in the November heat(?!) earlier today, after putting away a huge, incredible Goonies-theme tifo, Castellanos scored a screamer of a goal. The Thorns won and ended the regular season third in the league.

At the start of the year I did not expect any of this, but it's great.

03.11.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People make such strange decisions

02.11.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell him about the Twinkie!

01.11.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(But also, I love these images)

29.10.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of very few benefits we get from airlines building out their cabins like people our size don't exist

29.10.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds totally normal to me

29.10.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I went straight into a busy work day afterwards, so, uh, not exactly, but I've gradually calmed down, or at least returned to stress about deadlines instead

24.10.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I reacted in what I think was the right way - not running, yelling, looking bigger. Just as I had got them to stop a short distance away and my thoughts went from "how do I protect myself" to "how do I contact animal control" their owner shouted for them from two blocks away and they ran off.

24.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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