Dan Grau

Dude, mine straight up will randomly run into the kitchen, open the freezer himself, grab an ice cube, close the freezer, then just come back slurpin on that thing.

November 12th, 1970, 450kg of dynamite is placed in the sand on the leeward side of the 45ft deceased sperm whale, the resulting blast is recorded and broadcast on KATU

the explosion launched chunks of whale nearly a fifth of a mile, some large enough to damage vehicles

Thank goodness, I don't know how we'd ever tell what room that was without a sign!

Wow, this is dumb. But also we've been actively befriending crows for the past several months.

Great job Google

It's true. This man has no dick.

May moonlight guide you!

Happy Halloween from the Crossroads!🎃

May you have a bewitching eve, and thank you for all your support of Hades II and our team. 🌒🌕🌘

My 3 year old has developed what he calls a "sweet dreams kiss" where he pulls you in by the back of the head, kisses you on the mouth, and then while holding your face still pressed against his, says "sweet dreams!" directly into your mouth.

My 3 year old's go to response anytime we ask him a why question is "because of Canada." I have no idea where it came from, but it frequently delights me.

Having even rudimentary knowledge of German compound words, I am not at all surprised.

Why solar power is the only viable power source in the long run Not only is solar more than capable of supplying all the world’s energy, in the long term it is the only power source that won’t fry the planet

"0.3 per cent of the world’s land area – yes, just the land – would be needed to meet the current energy demand from solar alone, which is LESS THAN THE CURRENT LAND FOOTPRINT OF FOSSIL FUEL INFRASTRUCTURE."

Though this would kinda be like it came out that said friend actually did orchestrate 9/11 😂

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"

That reminds me, we gotta go hang out at the loyal legion and watch planes with the boys sometime.

If we're using the international date line as our divider between East/West:
North: Reykjavik, Iceland
East: Rotorua, NZ
South: Wellington, NZ
West, Honolulu, HI

You can't negotiate with terrorists.

Yeah, tomatoes in containers are really difficult in most regions, unless you're doing like hydroponics

He just pointed the hose at me and yelled, "Time for a dada wash! Run in it!"

Grocery store ad saying "stock up on the essentials" over hair trimmer, Reese's candy, and matchbox cars

The essentials

"There's so many blueberries in me!"

Today he said to nobody, "You can't go to the farmer's market. You're not a farmer!"

Sloppy Joe becomes the uberfood, being a stew sandwich

A moment with my 2-year-old:
"What's in my eye?... I've got eyeballs in my eyes!"
Proceeds to try to pry open my eyelid while repeating "Open your eyeball!"

After RFK posted this pic and declared the Caps "my new hometown team," Washington lost 3 straight and have now been eliminated from the NHL playoffs.

Despite being solidly part of the tech industry, I always read LLM as MLM before having to correct my brain. And honestly, the vibes aren't far off.

Andor pulling off a solid Prisencolinensinainciusol this arc

Interesting choice to do extended cut for a subset, and not all of nothing

Dude, how does this compare to the percentage of people who are polite to other humans? Because it feels like it's higher, which is depressing.

Frickin love Sparrow. Their ocean roll is a dream.

You know you're at the right concert when the band takes a break to read an excerpt from The Hobbit.