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Here for the distractions Voyeuristic tendencies NSFW, 🔞, 📍Chicago, He/Him/That Bitch, Married👨🏿‍🤝‍👨🏼

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Latest posts by warfspeed.bsky.social on Bluesky


C'mon over! I'm here!

19.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A reminder of what I look like.
Chunky, but funky.

15.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*zooms in (dis)respectfully*

13.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cake on a plate with the words " cake num num num " on it ALT: a cake on a plate with the words " cake num num num " on it
12.02.2026 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a monkey with big eyes ALT: a close up of a monkey with big eyes

Oh my...

11.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dammit that was a fantastic pic. And I used a prime GIF reaction, too.

08.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing headphones and a purple shirt is sitting in front of a microphone and saying oh , my word . ALT: a man wearing headphones and a purple shirt is sitting in front of a microphone and saying oh , my word .

Opening my Bluesky like...

08.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean... is there like a respectful way to ask for the uncensored version? Respectfully, of course.

08.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is that legal? Like... pretty sure there are renter's rights against it being that cold in an apartment in our great city.

28.01.2026 21:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman is holding a cup of coffee and the word indeed is on the screen ALT: a woman is holding a cup of coffee and the word indeed is on the screen
25.01.2026 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a group of young men are sitting in chairs and one of them is saying `` i 'm seated '' ALT: a group of young men are sitting in chairs and one of them is saying `` i 'm seated ''
25.01.2026 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*zooms in (dis)respectfully*

Fcf indeed...

16.01.2026 17:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a library is looking at a computer screen ALT: a man in a library is looking at a computer screen

My word...

12.01.2026 03:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was thinking too hard.
Wordle 1,667 6/6

⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛
⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛
⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛
⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

12.01.2026 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hated it so much.
Wordle 1,662 5/6

🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

07.01.2026 00:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'd like to buy a vowel please..."u"

31.12.2025 22:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man standing next to a cake with netflix written on the bottom ALT: a man standing next to a cake with netflix written on the bottom

Staring at my phone like...

31.12.2025 17:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon character with a beard and mohawk has a feather tattoo on his chest ALT: a cartoon character with a beard and mohawk has a feather tattoo on his chest

Is that... is that Pig Zangief?

29.12.2025 18:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Sitting in the bar" - an exercise in color contrast photography.
@jackhammerchicago.bsky.social

28.12.2025 18:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of a man and a woman talking with the words here let me wipe your seat off for you ALT: a cartoon of a man and a woman talking with the words here let me wipe your seat off for you
27.12.2025 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also, I went to see "A Quiet Place" in the theaters. Bad decision. The people behind us were eating popcorn, the people across the aisle were eating M&Ms, I could here every cough, every sniff. Nightmare.

27.12.2025 02:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man sitting on a couch with a black shirt on that says fox ALT: a man sitting on a couch with a black shirt on that says fox

So bad. So, so bad.

27.12.2025 02:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon cat is laying down on the ground and says `` oh hey there '' . ALT: a cartoon cat is laying down on the ground and says `` oh hey there '' .
26.12.2025 10:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a blue shirt with a star trek logo on the front ALT: a man in a blue shirt with a star trek logo on the front
23.12.2025 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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squidward from spongebob squarepants is doing a yoga pose with the words glow up written below him ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is doing a yoga pose with the words glow up written below him
14.12.2025 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a teddy bear wearing a red apron is standing in front of a shelf . ALT: a teddy bear wearing a red apron is standing in front of a shelf .
12.12.2025 16:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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patrick star from spongebob says prove it in the ocean ALT: patrick star from spongebob says prove it in the ocean

Oh, did you?

08.12.2025 00:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was going to say something highly inappropriate about "chocolate ring", but I'll let it go...

07.12.2025 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cake is only 4 letters, though...

06.12.2025 17:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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