Themis

[He gives an utterly baffled stare. Genuinely no idea how to handle this. Confused Elidibus is confused.]

How is it accepting? I said no such thing. Truly, your ability to take nothing and make it into something is astounding.

[...Should he be concerned more than he already is?]

//I drank coffee then passed out :D

. . . . I truly do not understand how your mind works nor do I understand how we have arrived here, so I shall simply pray for the braincell's safe return and not argue.

//not me sitting here up on two hours of sleep with no brain unable to get back to sleep when I'm healer sub for a static later haha this will be interesting 😅

I-.... You know what? I'm not ready to deal with that one. I need the braincell for that.

So that's where the braincell has gone off to.

//Those of us who RP NPC characters would appreciate if people remembered that there are real people behind the character. If you're being shitty to the character in the game, you're being shitty to an actual person. Maybe think about that before non-consensually RPing your hatred. Thanks.

He... Just woke up... It's night. Maybe he shouldn't have stayed up as long as he had... Well. What's done is done.

//you are genuinely one of the sweetest humans on the planet and you deserve the world. Let us support you. Let us help you. Please message me.

//you bring me such joy in every little conversation, every interaction we have. You are a truly dear friend and I know you're in pain and fuck life is is so unfair for making you suffer so. I WILL actively fight your doctors on your behalf literally all you gotta do is say the word

//hey hey talk to me. You are someone who would be missed dearly. You are EXTREMELY loved. Myself and Raha both absolutely adore you. Thancred loves you as well. Please please message me hun. You've got us, you've got your buns, you don't have to be entertaining or useful to deserve to exist

//ily and I'm sending you all the hugs okay

//she has arrivedddddd and now I get pretty art and Themis has a Zodiark minion :)

...As you wish. Should you change your mind or require anything, you need but call for me. In the meantime I shall do what I can to ensure your absence isn't noted.

[He knows something is wrong... But he will acquiesce to his wishes for the moment.]

[A surprised blink. Something seems off... Hm...]

...Do you require assistance?

Borrowed meaning he actively snuck into his house and walked back out plus an axolotl. Again.

He has... 'borrowed' the axolotl from @drunkurianger.bsky.social again. If any questions are asked, he's taking it on a walk.

What if it's not about trying to get you to come to work? Can you be bothered then?

Tis not the brain weasels. Simply the summoning ritual :)

"I hardly had to lift a finger."

You might wish to take another look

//yes I am turning up just to project here even though I'm too scared to actually try to interact with anyone let me live my life

Dying Elidibus noises. Don't mind him. He's caught something and is being dramatic.

He's dying. That's the only logical explanation.

The absolute tiniest of sneezes. Blinks. And another.
....is it over yet?

Nope. Here's one more.

He simply blinks with the most innocent of smiles, the look of someone who would never encourage something of the sort. And it's utterly false. He has absolutely done such things.

....Still not an ambush I swear!

....Not waiting.... We simply arrived to meet you!