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I’m not kidding

Hundreds of beavers for best picture

mmmmmm. well I was gonna call it money laundering but that might just be the gays

who is this for 👀

You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???

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Um I’m bulking too. Fyi

fyi. arm day right before a boxing class is not the move

Me taking a selfie at the gym in a too-tight tank top. Hehe

a tasteful squelfie (squat rack selfie) for your rainy friday blues

Polls show voters think their state is doing great but the broader economy they have zero experience of sucks

People sure have elaborate theories about the magic combination of economic factors as to why the metrics show a great economy but people think it sucks when it’s just… the media coverage. Absent that, it’s impossible to explain THIS:

*Leans on the BUILD MORE HOUSING IN BLUE STATES RIGHT NOW button*

Yes, including the demand that you take extraordinary measures to look good (for other people) —whether dieting/weight loss/makeup/skincare routines/plastic surgery….not for yourself or your health but for the strangers to whom your body *really* belongs

Sagan, the sage? From his 1995 book.

The state of #America

Aw thanks! I did it myself back in 2017 or so

it’s a great day to lay around and read everything that isnt the news

wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs

Tireless Civil Rights Crusaders Not So Smug Now
theonion.com/tireless-civ...

Excited to announce we've put all the big numbers in the Math Jumbler and it told us to go fuck ourselves

every single election the dems have lost in my lifetime has resulted in a huge, generational setback to human welfare and democracy in the united states.

what the fuck

when you lose your car keys in the house

4 POLICEMEN HURT IN 'VILLAGE' RAID Melee Near Sheridan Square Follows Action at Bar

Today is the anniversary of the Stonewall uprising; here's how The New York Times initially framed the pivotal moment in queer history.

I Should Be So Lucky an absolutely formative experience

A few years back I did the same tweet in Arabic calligraphy :-)

“We shall escape the absurdity of growing a whole chicken in order to eat the breast or wing, by growing these parts separately under a suitable medium." - Winston Churchill, 1931.

92 years later…

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