Michael Carter

I feel like I'm a couple of strong posts away from making the jump to Danish Journalists and Public Figures 🤞

Awesome. Terrific. We love it.

Nessun dorma is a banger though.

Me yelling diagnoses at Noah Wyle like they’re Jeopardy answers.

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

Everyone on the Grammys red carpet is dressed like a Pokémon trainer.

Man, you turn 40 and all of a sudden that LL Bean catalogue starts looking more appealing.

The snowiest day in Toronto history. 56cm downtown, 46cm at YYZ.

We’re rapidly scaling the upper limits of “memorable” and quickly headed for “historic” territory here in Toronto.

Google traffic also a pretty good proxy for where lake enhancement is occurring.

The band of lake enhancement has settled over Toronto as easterly steering flow has strengthened this morning. Time to hunker down.

Getting the band back together.

We may be missing out on the deeper moisture and dynamic fireworks that the Mid-Atlantic is getting, but it looks like the east wind off of Lake Ontario is going to aim the dendrite factory right at Toronto on Sunday.

Do you see a duck or a rabbit?

Quite a distinct northward trend over the last day in the ECMWF Ensembles.

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Aspirational.

Everyone knows you can’t use the Master Sword in that fight.

I’m still younger than Joe Flacco.

I could really crush a bowl of peaches right now.

This one’s for all the Tostitos.

If there’s a * of the Year podcast in your feed and you haven’t listened to it yet, you have my blessing to go ahead and hit that delete button.

Go forth and be free.

I can’t believe I have to watch a football game about mayonnaise.

I don’t believe in astrology at all, but if you tell me what date you take down your Christmas decorations I’m confident that I can accurately describe every other detail of your personality.

My children have been taken by a Cookie Madness.

Goodbye, candy thermometer. Sleep well, immersion circulator. I’ll miss you most of all, giant roasting pan.

Hey, did you guys notice the days have started getting longer? We should celebrate that with some kind of holiday or festival.

Bear down ye merry gentlemen

As Archimedes said: give me a .csv and I shall move the world.