penny

awwww thanks Ket you're a doll

a basketball player wearing a lakers jersey stands on the court ALT: a basketball player wearing a lakers jersey stands on the court

prayed for days like this

Mom called me her oldest daughter today :D

hi oggy

girl said to me she's gonna give me some of that crazy Kirk and I was like hold on baby don't nobody need that much neck

feels bittersweet to know that Dick Cheney died before he could also fuck Charlie Kirk's wife

Okay yeah I could do that

how do i pump and dump this

this is a pretty good thought pattern

they're saying it's the year of the chudler

wait you're blonde???

I need a trusted adult brah

gaylord lmao

I'm a little cute with it

Shawty gained a little weight lowkey

it's a violent night
#VtM

my wife at the end of the day : how was your day honey
me ; it's too soon to tell.

often people say girl failure when they mean woman unsuccessful.

I sleep in a slightly bigger bed with my Goobbue Plushie

"For no particular reason at all, someone shot that big headed man."

a part of me wants to shake ass more

an interesting thing to me is how pornography has such a definite style to it that you can basically instantly identify it whenever you see it. And I wonder is it the lighting? the camera angles? the color grading? what gives something the porno style

this movie lowkey dislikes women.

now watching

I want to be the first black person to do an offensive portrayal of white face

you think a gay rat is like
"ooouh you cheesing in me, you cheesing in me."

got called a tranny on the lightrail award :/

everyone's a critic...

being on a lexapro is like chill sometimes, other times its like "i don't feel anything." and other times its like someone shoving a cock through my brain and fucking me with dopamine