lanark

he's had a couple decent games, but i think the biggest advantage to fielding him on offense is his ability to stretch the field vertically & the fact that other teams have to respect that

wrong again. jacking off is going to fix everything

it actually is too late to start flossing. this world is full of suffering and flossing simply won't help with any of that. there's no point

Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink Bartender: try this, its lemonade and iced tea Palmer: Mm..its good..I just invented it

Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.

.001 milliseconds after it dawns on me that I’ve been ignoring/supporting a genocide: most important thing now is no scolding about this

your CPAP machine is lowkey annoying af. i'm turning that shit off

Wow. Some of my favorite shapes are in this image (triangles)

no but it could be worse

for reference here's where i am at now

sorry for sort of thirst trapping but i'm four weeks into a cut after rehabbing my shoulder for three months & i'm already getting close to the level of muscle definition i had here

looking forward to seeing where i'm at when like april rolls around

what the hell did spotify mean by this

this is so sick

A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”

where does the new york times even find these people

this is selfcest

man goes to doctor. says he is depressed. says life seems harsh and cruel. says he feels all alone in a threatening world. doctor says, "treatment is simple. download tubi app. pull up jeff dunham "all over the map" special." man says thanks. goes home. it works

i decided that it's about time for me to start working on my mental health

sorry....i mess everything up......

As the author of several acclaimed stories such as "Busty Topless Woman Jacks Off My Self-Insert," "Busty Topless Woman Fellates My Self-Insert," and "Sex," I think you should be more considerate of authorial intent.

i am willing to commit to using this website for at least one week

nothing worse than not being able to find your headphone case when you need it. except for genocide of course

Injured Suddenly

people like to crack jokes about september 11th, but i'll say this much: i wouldn't like it one bit if people flew airplanes into where i work and killed me

[messaging a woman on tinder] picture this.....watership down, ringing bell, plague dogs triple feature. and then we kill ourselves

Gale from Baulder’s Gate 3 giving a little pout

The face he makes when he want cuddles, enchanted boots, or sex

sorry i havent been around as much recently. ive been playing baldurs gate 3 and variously spurning and accepting the invitations my party members in that game make to have sex and cum inside them

i guess if you executed everyone with a lifted truck, it wouldnt solve the problem of, like, Windows resetting your audio settings after an update, or topsoil erosion. but a lot of times i find that if i tackle one easy thing, the solution for the harder problems becomes more clear. so lets just see

yeah i'm thankful to have finished zero and azure before the baldur's gate 3 drop

it does start a little slow, but it pays off. both it and azure are fantastic, when all is said and done