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Oh are we doing that whole bit again where we pretend Brianna Ghey died because of social media rather than because of the people who stabbed her 28 times.

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

Smithers, I’m beginning to think that Zarah Sultana was not the brilliant tactician I thought she was

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Muppet Christmas Carol Meme featuring Highlander quote AND TINY CONNOR MACLEOD OF THE CLAN MACLEOD WHO *COULD NOT* DIE

I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a demon bound by corruption.

Please think hard before gifting a Felhound this Christmas.

zack polanski's social media activity fuckin' rocks lmao

We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.

It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.

The intent of all of this is increasingly clear - it is to hound not only every trans person out of public life, but force every person who is not explicitly anti-trans either out of employment or into silence.

the future is a boot and a human face calling each other "reddit" - forever

I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays

They’re not even promising to reverse climate change or cure cancer, teach children etc etc anymore it’s just threat of punishment, destroying any just society, destroying art and labor by owning it by law and ideology. When tasked to talk like a futurist they describe dystopia as progress

Grow up idiot. You're being accurately called out for taking a dead girl's memory and using it to push your party's nasty, invasive policies. It is genuinely sickening. For you to tell people to "touch grass" or even call them "deranged" speaks to the level of truly uninspired your dismal lot are.

There were lots of people in the room i was born it was low key a bit embarrassing :/

This is absurd. If supporters of an English football club went to another country, committed violent hate crimes and public order offences, and the police in a subsequent country decided they couldn't be doing with it, the Prime Minister and the Leader Of The Opposition would not be caping for them.

Oh I'm not really comparing them I think it's just cute that the human brain will concoct something and the spirit of imagination takes it away from reality very quickly.

i like to think that in telling a ghost story someone earnestly believes they are doing just this anyway

it just diverges at the point where they explain thats why they need to leave the house

ghosts scary though, have you considered this?
ooooOooOoooo.

People would like the pet battling more if they hadn't basically kept it in a state of abandonment and also balanced it so there's only about 7 pets worth using.

Did yous take a massive honk off a crack pipe before publishing this? Absolutely howling

A lot of speculation about how things got so Stupid and Evil and I think one reason is we've collectively been too tolerant of Stupid and Evil for too long

it's 2am i am listening to ambient music and i will never die

giving this to my girlfriend

Shot, chaser

Young men more likely to vote Green than Reform. Young men second most progressive group of any demographic. Combined right-wing vote barely bigger than Green vote alone for young men

Political violence is bad but me and my mates need to set fire to this hotel because it contains people I don’t know personally but don’t like the idea of. Political violence is bad but I support the right of a country to kill hundreds of thousands of civilians because I’ve deemed them terrorists

Many happy returns. You certainly deserve em

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby