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There were lots of people in the room i was born it was low key a bit embarrassing :/

This is absurd. If supporters of an English football club went to another country, committed violent hate crimes and public order offences, and the police in a subsequent country decided they couldn't be doing with it, the Prime Minister and the Leader Of The Opposition would not be caping for them.

Oh I'm not really comparing them I think it's just cute that the human brain will concoct something and the spirit of imagination takes it away from reality very quickly.

i like to think that in telling a ghost story someone earnestly believes they are doing just this anyway

it just diverges at the point where they explain thats why they need to leave the house

ghosts scary though, have you considered this?
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People would like the pet battling more if they hadn't basically kept it in a state of abandonment and also balanced it so there's only about 7 pets worth using.

Did yous take a massive honk off a crack pipe before publishing this? Absolutely howling

A lot of speculation about how things got so Stupid and Evil and I think one reason is we've collectively been too tolerant of Stupid and Evil for too long

it's 2am i am listening to ambient music and i will never die

giving this to my girlfriend

Shot, chaser

Young men more likely to vote Green than Reform. Young men second most progressive group of any demographic. Combined right-wing vote barely bigger than Green vote alone for young men

Political violence is bad but me and my mates need to set fire to this hotel because it contains people I don’t know personally but don’t like the idea of. Political violence is bad but I support the right of a country to kill hundreds of thousands of civilians because I’ve deemed them terrorists

Many happy returns. You certainly deserve em

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

Shawarma King or what, where's the top one in your opinion? (I will try it next time I'm about)

Red bull always tasted like liquified Haribo gummy bears to me. Its probably a crippling personality flaw this is a positive not a negative

israel is a colonial state carrying out a genocide and anyone supporting it is the moral equivalent of a nazi in 1940

Keir Starmer and David Lammy belong in The Hague.

You sure love doing cover for police state bullshit

Why are YOU so keen to absolve our own government of the dystopian nightmare they're inflicting on us?

I don't care that Reddit has used this to overreach - It wouldn't have been possible without our government leading the charge. With no OSA this wouldn't have happened, directly.

They took out all the bits where the Smurfs split up into 10 different factions who took turns backstabbing and absorbing the other only to break again right before they were uniting

if you see someone talk about "europeans" as if we were a homogeneous group, you can safely discard as completely uninformed whatever comes next.

Flying close to the sun with this one, we're all boiling in the heat and likely to say unkind things after being wound up by orange wankers all week

i think this is all most left wingers actually want from public figures? a basic acknowledgment of 1) the issue 2) their previous complacency. like welcome aboard man, don't worry about it. maybe i am too optimistic though

A SKILLETON TRYEN TO RELLAX IN THERE HABITAT WHILE DA COMPUTER IS SCREAMEN "SHIT!!!" AND "DAMB" AND DA TEXT SAYS "NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT SOULD BE DONE ABOUT ALL OF THIS" AND THERE RIGHT , CURIOUSLY ALL TERM'S OF SERVICE OF ALL ELECTRONIC DEVICES PROHIBIT YOU FROM SAYING WAHT SHOULD HAPPEN IN DA WORLD WHEN SHIT GETS BAD, OF COURSE IF YOU WANT TO TYPE "LETS GO SHOPPING" OR "NO BREAD TIME TO EAT CAKE" ITS NEVER A PROBLEM ,COINCIDENCE I GUESS, JUST REMEMBER LAWS ARENT REAL, TRESPASSING CAN NOT POSSIBLY BE A CRIME AS FAR AS HEAVENS CONCERNED, AND WE WALK DAILY ACROSS THE BONES OF THE 100,000,000,000 PEOPLE WHO CAME BEFORE US ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN ASS MOTHER FUCKER, AND IM GONNA EAT A LOW QUALITY PIZZA LATER, ONE OF THE LAST GOOD DAMB THINGS THATS STILL LEGAL TO DO ON THIS SHIT PLANET - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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they ask politicians like Mamdani if they are communists but they never ask anyone if they are a fascist and that's all you really need to know

A classic guy this one, dime a dozen but timeless

Thing is its all in line with what the whole point of the supreme court ruling was: to deny trans people exist