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@thethirdbench.bsky.social

A Portland, Oregon-based booster club and community built around supporting our local sports teams.

269 Followers  |  230 Following  |  64 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.6048

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I KNOW THATS RIGHT

14.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THIRD BENCH SAFETY SQUAD

𝑬𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑢𝒀𝑬𝑬 𝑢𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑲

10.02.2026 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I KNOW THATS RIGHT

10.02.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gotta start calling him robert williams the three

10.02.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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yet another reason to hate AI

10.02.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hey @sixersnba.bsky.social u like what u see

10.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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mac mcclung walks into the barbershop with a copy of tiger beat and says 'give me this'

07.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘Ή

04.02.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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congratulations to vít krejčí on his first made three-pointer as a blazer

04.02.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to catch VΓ­t Krejčí’s debut tonight? David had a few tickets that you can snatch up for a bargain

03.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

clearly ant just wanted to be back in black and red

03.02.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Legendary 🐐 #ripcity
@sheriffofportland.bsky.social
@trillblazin.bsky.social πŸ‘€

03.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

CALLING ALL NIGHT OWLS

03.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

larry nance jr has got to be a first team all-nba headband wearer

02.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick would probably laugh at all of this. goodnight portland!

24.01.2026 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick is afraid that antifa might be outside after the game tonight

24.01.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick once muttered β€œit’s not all about you, bill” after a coaches challenge and then went to church the next day to repent for it

24.01.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick doesn’t like when people leave the arena early but hopes they get a good night’s rest

24.01.2026 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick also thinks they shouldn’t play all that music in the arena

24.01.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick said his biggest inspiration is β€œmister horton and the empire that he has built”

24.01.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick thinks sherbet is β€œseriously underrated”

24.01.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick thinks adam silver is a sharp dresser

24.01.2026 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick is disappointed that he doesn’t get his passport stamped when he goes to the US

24.01.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick has never met an uber driver he doesn’t like. because his mom won’t let him have uber installed on his phone

24.01.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick loves hearing the canadian national anthem before every game because he feels it is important to honor and appreciate world culture

24.01.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick doesn’t really know why everyone wants to jersey swap with him but appreciates the interest regardless

24.01.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick doesn’t support the 50/50 raffle because the only gambling he likes is church basement bingo

24.01.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick thinks that brandon ingram must live in a part of town that has a lot of skunks

24.01.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick doesn’t watch r-rated movies without a chaperone

24.01.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gradey dick’s heart skips a beat every time a smoke machine is used near him

24.01.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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