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Andrew Cook

@ssfproductions.bsky.social

Salmon Shirts Forever Productions and Edca on youtube. Writing about The X-Files and who knows what else on TV Obsessive. Bengals, Reds, Hoosiers, Bearcats. Transphobes eat shit.

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"tapering plans" for HRT is a death sentence if you've had gender-affirming surgeries, like I have with my orchi, because your body will just wither away and die without hormones. Unspeakable evil. Demonic shit. You don't hate these motherfuckers enough.

20.02.2026 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 907    ๐Ÿ” 375    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

About 30% of the country are hopeless vipers in a cult who'd follow him over the edge.

20.02.2026 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Text in a bold font reading "Harlem Renaissance Forever" is split up by the Apochromatic Unlimited rainbow "A" and a decorative scroll that reads "BHM 2026." Behind this, a pair of rough silver wing shapes frames a colorful paint splatter and explosion of gaming paraphernelia, including cards, dice, and tokens. Spilling out from the wings are two persons: on the left, a black woman in a gold flapper-girl dress, jewelry, and feathered headdress; on the right, a black cyborg in rugged EVA gear with decorative gold collar, dark shades, and wiring mixed in among his braids.

Text in a bold font reading "Harlem Renaissance Forever" is split up by the Apochromatic Unlimited rainbow "A" and a decorative scroll that reads "BHM 2026." Behind this, a pair of rough silver wing shapes frames a colorful paint splatter and explosion of gaming paraphernelia, including cards, dice, and tokens. Spilling out from the wings are two persons: on the left, a black woman in a gold flapper-girl dress, jewelry, and feathered headdress; on the right, a black cyborg in rugged EVA gear with decorative gold collar, dark shades, and wiring mixed in among his braids.

What's good folks? Enjoying Black History Month?

What are we saying? Of course you are! You got us and our stories to motivate you all month long.

Speaking of which, check the post below for dates and time of the games we have this Friday!

18.02.2026 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Bite the dentist until he gets to the right ones

18.02.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, dental insurance is even more of a scam than regular health insurance, and the whole dental industry is a barely regulated scam run by grifters fucking with people's oral health to make a buck.

18.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great hair!

18.02.2026 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boys for Pele is her masterpiece and a masterpiece for sure. It's like House of Leaves as a record or something, this dark and dense and surreal churn which you just sink deeper and deeper into. You'll hear some song you forgot off of it like Not the Red Baron and it hits like a ton of bricks.

18.02.2026 10:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Venom Celeste

18.02.2026 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I would walk over hot coals carrying my own severed arm for the opportunity to vote for this man. He would give me the privilege of ensuring I have access to healthcare to charge me for my recovery.

18.02.2026 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe a society based around rewarding sociopaths for their ability to exploit people wasn't such a great idea

17.02.2026 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I got a PS5 *because* I skipped PS4, figured there'd be enough games between the two of them lol

16.02.2026 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i went to get groceries and my ebt was empty because my only option is getting overpriced things from a gas station. i need money for groceries and cat food. desperate right now. i'm sorry.

13.02.2026 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got plans after Valentines? No?

Let me fix that for you. We have three more games coming your way for Black History Month as we continue to rise money for the Lavendar Rights Project.

Game info in the post below.

14.02.2026 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hmm, probably 100%ing Metroid Prime 2 on Veteran

16.02.2026 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How Stephen Kingโ€™s Carrie is a Definitive Piece of 70s Horror Recently I re-read Stephen King's debut novel Carrie. I hadn't read it since high school and reading it again as an adult gave me a far deeper understanding...

My first piece on @horrorarchives666.bsky.social! I wrote about Stephen King's 1974 horror novel Carrie and why I think it's such a great work of art. A definitive piece of '70s horror with deft social commentary and a powerful introduction to King as an artist. horrorarchives666.com/how-stephen-...

14.02.2026 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Dems are doomed in California without Hasan's vote.

15.02.2026 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1) Jean Grey

2) Galadriel

3) Diana Prince

4) Kira Nerys

15.02.2026 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How Stephen Kingโ€™s Carrie is a Definitive Piece of 70s Horror Recently I re-read Stephen King's debut novel Carrie. I hadn't read it since high school and reading it again as an adult gave me a far deeper understanding...

My first piece on @horrorarchives666.bsky.social! I wrote about Stephen King's 1974 horror novel Carrie and why I think it's such a great work of art. A definitive piece of '70s horror with deft social commentary and a powerful introduction to King as an artist. horrorarchives666.com/how-stephen-...

14.02.2026 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
13.02.2026 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 388    ๐Ÿ” 117    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Nobody is gonna have rights if the opposition party courts the same people funding the far right! We forget that all these guys were celebrated not too long ago, while being in deep with Epstein the whole time.

13.02.2026 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bobby and Perdita are Sailor and Lula's doppelgangers. The darkest outcome for the lives they currently lead.

13.02.2026 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"If you don't vote for the guy who created 'National Hitler Day' you end up with fascism!"

13.02.2026 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The X-Files Broadens Its Horizons with 'Squeeze' Andrew Cook looks at The X-Files S1E3, "Squeeze," thinking about how it expands the series into Monster of the Week territory.

I have a new piece up at @tvobsessive.com, examining how the third episode, Squeeze, completes the viewer's introduction to The X-Files! Big thanks to @caemeroncc.bsky.social for the opportunity!

tvobsessive.com/2026/02/11/t...

12.02.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Live short, and suffer

13.02.2026 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We know they've been told a million times candidates like that will either lose or fail and we've seen it happen now for a decade straight, so at some point you have to wonder if they actually just want the results without getting their hands dirty.

13.02.2026 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How Stephen Kingโ€™s Carrie is a Definitive Piece of 70s Horror Recently I re-read Stephen King's debut novel Carrie. I hadn't read it since high school and reading it again as an adult gave me a far deeper understanding...

Join us on the Horror Archives as we step inside the world of Carrie.
#stephenking #horror #horrorbooks #horrormovies #horrorfilms #horrorcommunity #horrorsky

13.02.2026 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The X-Files Broadens Its Horizons with 'Squeeze' Andrew Cook looks at The X-Files S1E3, "Squeeze," thinking about how it expands the series into Monster of the Week territory.

I have a new piece up at @tvobsessive.com, examining how the third episode, Squeeze, completes the viewer's introduction to The X-Files! Big thanks to @caemeroncc.bsky.social for the opportunity!

tvobsessive.com/2026/02/11/t...

12.02.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Secretary of HHS seems to have crawled out of some shared nightmare of David Lynch, John Waters, and Stephen King's.

12.02.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The X-Files Broadens Its Horizons with 'Squeeze' Andrew Cook looks at The X-Files S1E3, "Squeeze," thinking about how it expands the series into Monster of the Week territory.

Andrew Cook is back to look at the third episode of The X-Files, "Squeeze" ๐Ÿ“บ

#TheXFiles @ssfproductions.bsky.social

12.02.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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