Mike Waldron

I'm gonna make something tasty later. I'll also throw in an egg, maybe two. Want some? Come on over!

Having grown up 60 miles south of Canada (whatever that is in non-freedom units) and still to this day saying "oot" from habit and unironically... I find this hilarious. 😄

"They're not American beavers or Canadian beavers. They're just beavers!" ~Trailer Park Boys

Freeze dryers are super fucking expensive. We cook a lot in my house. I wouldn't mind trying freeze drying, but... sheesh.

Why is Mahomes's helmet so tall? He got a sandwich for later in there or something?

I finally deleted my Facebook account after 16 years. (I downloaded all the photos first.)

Aaah.

I'm getting off FB. I was hoping to find a hashtag or similar here for road conditions between Livingston and Bozeman. That's the *one* thing I'm gonna miss about FB.

I prefer audio books to traditional books. I read just fine, but I hate the way a physical book monopolizes my hands and eyes.

A coworker told me this morning "We were in [your town] this weekend looking for a house to flip. Holy smokes, prices are insane!"

Yeah. That's because of people flipping houses.

Good luck. From personal experience... reboot and test your wifi router 30 minutes beforehand.

IDK. AI is still shockingly poor, despite the hype. The Metaverse was supposed to revolutionize life too.

"They" are aggressively and proudly stupid and incurious. You can carefully cite as much peer-reviewed research as you want - they won't give a shit.

Might as well call them jackwads. It's just as effective, less work, and more fun.

That coworker was a walking, talking, shitty motivational poster.

"The purpose of life... is a life of purpose."

Deep. Thank you so much. 👍🙄

We have the super ultra extended... director's mom edition. My oldest daughter and I watched it together when she was like 12. That's when I first learned she could stay up way later than I could. 😄

Presidents always run for reelection. Always.

(Except LBJ.)

Nope. We all saw the first debate. My jaw was on the floor. Joe hadda go. He'd have lost worse than Harris did.

Well, fuck. Fuck a duck. Right in its motherfuckin' butt.

That's the thing with fortune [your mom] companies. They return profits to shareholders/execs, and there aren't even crumbs left for a Christmas party.

I worked for Oracle for a while. Larry Ellison is a fat, bloated, greasy, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard.

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. 😊🎄

(Not you, Vladimir Putin. 🖕)

I'm exhausted. Maybe you are, too. It's okay. Get up one... more... fucking... time.

Heh. The report is out. More like Matt *Laetz*, amirite? High five!... ...

Fine, leave a bro hanging. 😞

I remember the first time I saw an HDTV.

That's it. That's the whole story.

"Survivor" is still on?

I manage my socks the same way: toss them all in the drawer, and sort 'em at runtime.

"I can be there Thursday, maybe."

"But... I have an active leak in my house."

CERN: "The fuck did I do?"

It was that "god" particle, wasn't it? I knew it.

Conspiracy theory used to be sorta fun. Those nuts!! 😄

I think the modern "flat Earth" movement started as an experiment to see how far disinformation could be pushed. All the way, it turns out. People will believe literally anything.

> outside the federal government

So... DOGE again.

OMG unelected bureaucrats!!¡1!

*voice mail, LOL

Can't edit. If vibe mail is a thing, I want to know more! 😆