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Jordan the naive monkey

@jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social

Book reading, comic collector, sci-fi, films, theatre, gay geek, πŸ‘«. Workout now and again. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 😸 dad and DEI professional. πŸ“NE London

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Latest posts by jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social on Bluesky

I know someone who received treatment for sleep apnoea much more quickly and easily than for low T.
Both have long waiting lists, but surprisingly they were more interested in respiratory issues than hormonal!

11.12.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The paper bag from Scribbler featuring a smooth gnome in a thong lovingly hugging a large candy cane

The paper bag from Scribbler featuring a smooth gnome in a thong lovingly hugging a large candy cane

The paper bag from Scribbler featuring a gnome in a thong, with a hairy bottom and hairy legs, lovingly hugging a large candy cane

The paper bag from Scribbler featuring a gnome in a thong, with a hairy bottom and hairy legs, lovingly hugging a large candy cane

Left or right?

#Scribbler #Hairybum #CandyCane #Christmas25

11.12.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a person 's face with the words `` extreme close-up '' written above it . Alt: a close up of a person 's face with the words `` extreme close-up '' written above it .

It was shot more like a soap opera - it felt like 65% or more close up and very little long shots.
Even when the leads were sat / staged very close together, we had to get right in their faces!

06.12.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.12.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday! 🎈

04.12.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi

01.12.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is how they should end the Toy Story series

01.12.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and the words `` me right now '' written above him . Alt: a man is sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and the words `` me right now '' written above him .

Hurt my back on Wednesday and then made it worse yesterday - looking it up, it could be intercostal neuralgia, so it hurts to move, cough and sometimes breath!

It's painful and uncomfortable and I feel very useless.

30.11.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great work!

27.11.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

B

24.11.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oliver Cole on Instagram: "-27- Another Year Passes But it’s alright I have a TARDIS x" 286 likes, 42 comments - theolivercole on November 23, 2025: "-27- Another Year Passes But it’s alright I have a TARDIS x".

Soft launch of the next Doctor?

Happy birthday Doctor!

#DoctorWho #NewDoctor #NextDoctor

www.instagram.com/reel/DRaFhhd...

23.11.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@raspberrycarnation.bsky.social look movie Batmen Little People

15.11.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I read it after the film too and I felt that it really influenced my enjoyment of the book.

13.11.2025 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ–πŸ·πŸ½

07.11.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

❀️

04.11.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A graph showing that at 178cm Jordan is slightly past the average curve

A graph showing that at 178cm Jordan is slightly past the average curve

A smidge taller than the average guy, but still shorter than 34.57% of everyone else! πŸ§πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...

31.10.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good night, Bluesky

24.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday Hamish. πŸŽˆπŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰

18.10.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone done research into race and #TheTraitors? I feel there is always such racial bias in people's reasoning. #CelebrityTraitors

15.10.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4
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Bette
is brilliant!

15.10.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 394    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7

Welcome to London. πŸ˜‰

15.10.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Nerdy' Caddington man made explosive devices in shed - court Harry Whittaker, 33, is charged with making and possessing explosive substances at the semi-detached home.

The lighting and "design" of this guy makes this image look AI - surely the BBC wouldn't be using images produced by AI to illustrate their articles?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

14.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Transport for London criticised for lax nuisance noise enforcement A FOI disclosure reveals TfL has only brought four prosecutions since 2020 over nuisance noise.

Most bus rides nowadays include at least one inconsiderate passenger blasting either a call, music or noise from TikTok outloud.

If TfL wanted to improve this stat all they need to do is send their enforcement officers on a few bus journeys.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

14.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Spiral architecture with a glass domed ceiling.

Spiral architecture with a glass domed ceiling.

A round, wooden reading room.

A round, wooden reading room.

A glass roof with staircases going down.

A glass roof with staircases going down.

Libraries are cool

#LiverpoolCentralLibrary #CentralLibrary #Readmorebooks #BookSky

13.10.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A man with a beard and red coat stood by the railings of the Mersey Ferry. Liverpool can be seen in the background

A man with a beard and red coat stood by the railings of the Mersey Ferry. Liverpool can be seen in the background

A man with a beard looks forlornly off camera.
A drawing of George Harrison is behind him.

A man with a beard looks forlornly off camera. A drawing of George Harrison is behind him.

A man with a beard and blue sunglasses smiles to the camera

A man with a beard and blue sunglasses smiles to the camera

A man wearing a red coat and blue is stood behind an orange heart that reads "all you need is love"

A man wearing a red coat and blue is stood behind an orange heart that reads "all you need is love"

Out and about in Liverpool

12.10.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A white man with a beard, in yellow trousers and vest sits in a gym

A white man with a beard, in yellow trousers and vest sits in a gym

A white man with a beard, in yellow trousers and vest sits in a gym

A white man with a beard, in yellow trousers and vest sits in a gym

Went to the gym
Took some selfies

10.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two bearded men, one with pink hair and the other in a blue hat taking a selfie in front of the Liver building.

Two bearded men, one with pink hair and the other in a blue hat taking a selfie in front of the Liver building.

A man stood in front of the Liver building

A man stood in front of the Liver building

A man in a red jacket and blue hat is stood behind an orange heart that has "All you need is love" on one side

A man in a red jacket and blue hat is stood behind an orange heart that has "All you need is love" on one side

We're on a weekend away

10.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨BREAKING🚨Trump did four pints of rage-diarrhoea directly in to his bad suit when he found out he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.

10.10.2025 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 302    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. β™₯οΈπŸ“š
#amindofmyown

07.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1090    πŸ” 1175    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 41

Not sure what I've done but I keep getting suggested posts from accounts of adults in nappies. - Not really my thing, so I also keep blocking random kink profiles!

08.10.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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