Jordan the naive monkey

At the stage of the illness where my brain is tripping and everything feels confusing.
Spent a lot of the afternoon dreaming about starting dozens of Japanese dishes (in reality I've been reading Butter and it's wormed into my fevered subconscious).

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his mouth open in front of a bookshelf Alt: A black and white video of a man in a suit and tie, sitting at a desk with his mouth open as he clothes his ear

Sick on bed for the second day in a row.
Does anyone know how to cure an earache and throat infection combo?
👂🏻

Small stuffed Spider-Man next to even smaller frowning stuffed Daredevil

My kid was upset that she couldn’t find “Spider-Man’s baby” she said he was a stuffie, with red, but NO WEBS and I had no idea what she was talking about and it turned out to be—

The cover of Helen of Wyndhorn showing a young ginger woman sat on a log before a large mysterious house

Before the Eisner Awards next week, today I read Helen of Wyndhorn (which has been nominated 7 times in 6 categories).

Beautiful art, lovely story and a strong female lead.

Good luck next week

#HelenOfWyndhorn @tomking.bsky.social @bilquis.bsky.social @claytoncowles.bsky.social @darkhorse.com

a cartoon character with a purple lightning bolt coming out of his head Alt: The Muppet Beaker is being electrocuted with purple lightning bolt coming out of his head

Adult achievement of the day:
A 40-year old pendant light fittings broke yesterday because the plastic had got brittle.
Last night I ordered a replacement fitting off Amazon and replaced it myself today with only a minor disruption to the electricity on the house! I didn't even get electrocuted!

a woman stands in front of a sign that says station ALT: a woman stands in front of a sign that says station

Stacy would have as much trauma associated with the Vic as Linda.
- She was raped by Archie there
- She killed Archie there
- 1st husband, died falling off the roof
- Part of the 6 that killed Keanu there
- 2nd husband, also died there
Now she's looking to buy it!
#Eastenders #Stacy

Looking great 💪🏻

Unsurprisingly I'm a True Nerd!

Comfortably numb

The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇

I already have too many, unread omnibus' and Epic Collections but I found out this existed yesterday and it's taking all my willpower not to order a copy!

I've never read any Doom 2099 - would this be any good?

#Doom #FantasticFour #Marvel2099

Two tuxedo cats (2 years and 11 weeks old) stretched out on the floor

We're hoping for the same with these two.

The bigger one is almost 2 and he wasn't accepted by the older cats when we rescued him but he's been fascinated by the 10week old kitten who joined us last week.

They have been playing togetber for the last few days. 😊

Today we had an emergency visit to the vets, watched Gladiator II and M3gan 2.0

It's been a long, hot Sunday.

The walled community from Attack on Titan

A group of naked Titans from Attack on Titan

A bearded Titan

The team of Titan killers from Attack on Titan

There are a few similarities between 28 Years Later and Attack on Titan...

#28YearsLater #AttackOnTitan #Zombie #Rage #Survivors #PostApocalypse #OutOfContext

Percy, a black and white 10-week old kitten playing in a tunnel

Percy, a black and white 10-week old kitten sleeping on a colourful rug

Percy, a black and white 10-week old kitten resting in a tunnel

Do it!
We got a new kitten 5 days ago.
He's full of energy and has no fear!

I just got World's Finest 1-4
I really enjoyed discovering the Legion and seeing them evolve in their first 3 volumes too.

Are there any specific Showcases you've really enjoyed?
We have just over 30 but probably only read 8/10 so far!

One of the most beautiful pictures of Jupiter ever taken.

Credits: NASA

I'll see what happens!

scooby doo is holding his stomach with the words how 's your stomach below him Alt: scooby doo is holding his stomach with the words "How's your stomach?" below him

Just ate some ham that passed it's best 4 days ago.
I'm gambling with my guts - let's see if I survive.

Sweaty workout

#heatwave #topless #supermanvest #hairychest

Happy birthday. 🎈
Feliz cumpleaños

Breaking: Jinkx Monsoon has been cast to play Mary Todd Lincoln in the Broadway hit Oh, Mary! bit.ly/4n768Fx

That's impressive.

Because we only have a tiny kitchen we can only devote 1/6 of that space for mugs. We have had regular clear outs to make sure we have room for the good ones! ☹️

A Doctor Who scene. Colonel Lethbridge-Stewart and his soldiers battle the Yeti in Covent Garden. Art by Scott Gray.

A Doctor Who scene. Ruby Sunday and the Doctor are caught by the Cybermen. Art by Scott Gray.

A Doctor Who scene. Ace hits a Dalek with a super-charged baseball bat. Art by Scott Gray.

A Doctor Who scene. Omega battles Sutekh across two universes. Art by Scott Gray.

I have dozens of #DoctorWho art prints for sale! Take a look if that's your thing! (All reposts very appreciated!) 🙂
www.ebay.co.uk/usr/scotgra-57

Pride Month🏳️‍🌈🫶🏳️‍⚧️

Day 10 🧵

Queer Sex as a disabled person!

As a disabled person, I’ve had to unlearn a lot about what we’re told is “normal” about bodies, because mine isn’t. That process of unlearning has shaped how I approach sex. My body isn’t broken, it’s just different. 1 of 5

Jordan at the gym

Jordan at the Tandle Hill monument

Jordan on a train

Jordan on his way home from the gym

Selfies from the past week

Selling Essential Dazzler vol.1 and Vol.2 for those camp, 80s, disco Xmen adventures!
www.ebay.com/itm/17712361...

We're about 3 lines deep into the "first they came for" poem. It's not a very long poem, folks

🎯

Your hair looks great though. 😉