Trash E Panda

The secret sauce is just being 100% genuine. The voters can sniff out insincerity a mile out.

Should've sent in on Discord to settle an argument in War Thunder like a respectable adult.

What does Krillin see that's so terrifying?

Not enough racist dog whistles to be a Steven Miller edit, but too coherent for a Trump original.

It’s like we’re all frogs in a pot of water, and they’re telling us not to overreact. They say, "It’s fine—they just added chopped vegetables" while ignoring the fact that they’ve *already turned on the heat*. Acting like we’re not technically stew yet doesn’t make this any less insane.

Very nice. Perhaps a variant with the image being taller to make the sword look like Doug Dimmadome's hat scenario is in order.

"How long will it take to Crack sir" hmm let's see (checks notes) "I'd say roughly the Heat death of the Universe"

And occasionally on the roof wandering around

It's like saying that Unfettered Malignant Cancer is bad, but Malignant Cancer is fine sometimes.

"Capitalism breeds innovation" - Stares at the infinite innovative ways our wealth is being hoarded by the 1%.

If she was any other ethnicity, I'd be inclined to agree. At best this was a marketing equivalent of ragebating.

Once "Wokeness" is filtered out of an AI's logic parameters, it immediately starts spewing Fascist ideals and praising Hitler.

My headcanon is that Blade doesn't want to deal with the possibility of Vampire Spider-Man.

They're reusing the Email server plotline again? That was like 10 seasons ago.

Sora (right) and Riku (left) sailing away from Destiny Island- circa 2001

*Not in frame, Kairi swimming for dear life.

I imagine the current staffing cuts and early retirements are the reason we won't have an All Employee Training Day this year.

Gavin Newsom replies to a tweet by Trump, noting the president's message about Coca-Cola being used to avoid discussion about his deceased friend Jeffrey Epstein.

Reposting in chat with Alt Txt

Anytime I pass a neighborhood flying Pride flags or Ukraine flags I immediately think "Sweet, some normal people live here"

Then they came for the Parlays, And there was no one left to speak out for me.

-Pastor Marty or whatever

Shamu the killer whale answering a reporters question into a microphone

Money

They keep threatening us with a good time

7 Real Fruit Juices, we could only dream

Do they not have anyone guarding the doors when cabinet members and the president are meeting?

Movies and TV have ruined my perception of how much human security personnel are present at any given time.

Were the Secret Service taking a smoke break?

It's giving "This is the world that leftist want" and it's just a re-tweet of a crude drawing of a utopia promoting Medicare for all and Free school lunches.

Im just sitting here going "Sounds pretty Lit"

Looks like I got my Iranian mineral discovery news mixed up with the Lithium one from last year

I guess we'll have to wait for more outside confirmation on that. It's not the first time they've claimed to have discovered a significant trove of rare earth metals.

Iran’s lithium reserves: Separating fact from fiction A recent report from Iran’s Ministry of Industries, Mines, and Commerce has reignited misleading social media claims that Iran ranks among the top countries in lithium resources.

This may be an exacerbated claim by the official Iranian news agency IRNA, "The actual discovery was 8.5 million tons of hectorite clay containing lithium, not pure lithium reserves"

www.iranintl.com/en/202503265...

I think that pisses me off the most. This dude is the exact clientele that the IRS and Security Summit warn people against when tax scams start to rise. And they think he's critical to the IRSs mission and goals?