Heff

‘How many people did you send this to’ felt like a point of pride

Used ChatGPT to update my resume.

Then sent a copy to my plug… instead of my roommate 😭

The US is really starting to feel lawless. But these bullies whether mental or entitled are huge pussies.

I carry a big wrench with me everywhere. Fucking try me, I’m not scared. 💥🔧

We pulled it back. Met a cute dentist boy and he blew my back out. Love that for me

I was right! Only everything went wrong.

Oh I can tell today is gonna be a fucking day

Nehoy menoy espiritu santo 🪄🔔

Absolutely constantly; I’m happier with a night in.

Because at this rate my cooking is better than 65% of the venues I would chance going to.
Not even hard at this point and 1/4 of the cost.

This shit scales too; the more people I have over the cheaper per head.

Luigi manginoe by Chris Mann

Congrats kevvy, first cousin to tie the knot. We love you and Jemma; forever and always

Happy new year everyone.
2025 let’s hit it

It does work!
Smash your phone screen then get right in there 😤

I always forget the Diddy Kong Racing soundtrack can rip me out of any funk.

😘

Merry Christmas! Check out my cute new waist coat mom got me.

EXTRA EXTRA, boy needs creme filling

Peeing in nyc on the street is a *gremlin mode* I’m too happy to take part in

A 2 local train is quite possibly the WORST drunk ride home train.

SKIP THEM WHY DO YOU EXIST

Yaps

Been cooking up a storm to save money. But tbh it’s been sharpening my homemaking skills

See I had bangers 😮‍💨

There’s so many pictures and content I wanna save from my other account. How do I do that?

Hi team, I’m a rat jumping the twitter ship

pretty stark reminder today of how allowing individuals to amass extraordinary wealth directly affects everyone else

Also ty to my boy @localswampgay.bsky.social for the invite.

Fuck twitter, im tired of my nudes getting leaked from circles and this insane attempt at forcing subscriptions.

im gonna do my best to switch and recruit

I am changing my fashion to 90s flashy color pop, get ready. All accessories will be functional and outrageous