Empress of the Internet

This may be an obvious question but might I be assigned a santee oh Mastadon? Don’t make me go there!

Literal helicopter parent uuuugh

"I like to be chic. I go to school like this."

Microwaved baked potato with cheese melted onto it

A least weasel. It fits in the palm of the hand.

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

I think it depends on the real estate agent but there’s definitely a whole lot of people pictured putting the sold sticker on themselves

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Congratulations though, that’s fucking excellent! Aren’t you supposed to get to put the sticker on it yourself?

I am a very sore tired little bunny. Someone please pick me up and throw me into a heated pool?

Thank you! Takes one to know one!

I took Ritalin too late at night and now I’m not sure if I will sleep at all and h would like a lot of cuddles please abd thank you

Oh and someone to brush my hair? Oh hell yes please

Joanna in a green dress leather and lace

Joanna makeup

Coven ball was amazing

Take turns making a different part of the sentence sarcastic/insincere

WE HAVE chicken noodle soup...
We have CHICKEN noodle soup...
We have chicken NOODLE soup...
We have chicken noodle SOUP...

Went into Unity and bought a book without bursting into tears, woo! It was a close one though…

Trans people exist. Nonbinary people exist. Gender and sex and biology are wonderful chaotic messes.

And the biggest threat to cis women's safety and dignity in 2025 is the globally coordinated far right movement which seeks to Handmaid's Tale us all

Refuse to be divided.

Michelin star simping eating pavlova on a mountain top family pajama party Christmas photo posting arse government

@popkelp.bsky.social new tweet for you to embroider

Pink protest banner depicting the sandwich thrower

🎵 I threw the sandwich
... but I did not catch the felony 🎶

Trans rights are mostly privacy rights

oops I forgot to copy the text before I submitted it and I can't be bothered typing it out again.

Why yes, WINZ, I do have some feedback for you, thanks for asking!

@bewarethefish.bsky.social you're my favourite bear <3

The person who invented throat lozengers died last week

There was no coffin at the funeral

#popbitch

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Do it for the “blue”-haired alphabet mafia!

Indigo Bloom Tattoo - Saturday November 8th Tattoo Raffle Flash Day Tickets available now and drawn during our flash day Win a flash tattoo, aftercare and merch pack valued at over $500 Raffle proceeds donated to Wellington Pride Festival and doubled by Rainbow Charity Trust NZ $5 plus the WPF logo and a QR code that goes to the link shared

The wonderful Indigo Bloom tattoo studio (super queer, very good with fat bodies) is doing a tattoo flash raffle and proceeds are going to us! Full details here www.indigobloomtattoo.nz/flashraffle

Finally women are getting recognition for their hard work

You definitely have enough cells babe, you got this!

Every one of my bully instincts kick in when I see this and I want someone to convince him to do a 30 minute stand up special

I’m not sure I’ve ever heard a more succinct and powerful statement of the situation than this: “Few voters who prioritize bigotry want the diet version.” Got damn.

Changing my bio to “blue-haired alphabet mafia” even though it’s technically purple