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Is this perhaps the next album that we have been waiting for?

Balatro with lyrics when? I could do the arrangement. 🤔

You must have been at a movie theatre

Rhyming with airplane is hard, so I filled up my hair brain with lard. I thought really hard, but my brain was left charred, and I gave up on a life as a bard.

Yeah well I bet you can’t name one thing that rhymes with airplane.

Full of green dust

You were so fuckin proud of that last wayizzzz at the end

YOOOOOOO

With data analyst posture, my lower traps are pretty under developed. Time to pay these some much needed attention.

Yeah I was just being an ass. You signed it for me sometime before I took this cryptid picture of you in the wee hours of the morning at SGC 2010, I wanna say. Lol

Thank you Valheim.

Hey @brentalfloss.bsky.social I found this thing with your name on it, idk where you must have lost it.

a man is sitting in a car that says ' a & m ' on the side ALT: a man is sitting in a car that says ' a & m ' on the side

NO GLEEN!

YOU NEED TO WAIT FOR THE PRICE DROP GLEEN!

DON’T DO IT!!!!

I genuinely hope so. It just feels strange to me that I’m not getting a Nintendo console day 1.

Far from the days of being a devout Nintendo boy, I am unexpectedly apathetic about the Switch 2. That's coming from someone who unironically loved the Wii U, and the Virtual Boy, btw. So have some old me excited about Nintendo. I'm open minded about it's future, but not optimistic. :<

Happ Birp

I would be someone who is named Scoop. A friend would have seen this at the store and said when I’m blasted to the tits, “hey, Scoop, can you go grab me some Ben & Jerry’s?”
So I go to the store high, stumble to the freezer section, and stare at this for an hour with the fear, and choose blue bell.

I’m glad you realized it’s better to live as Brentalfloss than idolize BrentalPik

Finally got my tattoo finished. Shit was just an outline for over 8 fuckin years.

My sweetbreath Kholo Bard, Grey Linden. Looking forward to starting Outlaws of Alkenstar in a couple weeks! Been writing out my backstory and character for a bit now in prep.

Was invited to play pathfinder with a few friends, and in creating my Gnoll (Kholo) Bard, I wanted to sketch him a bit.

And so the furry art era begins.

I am still reeling from the Linus face moment at AGDQ.

Thank you for this.

Thank you to @drakodan.bsky.social for commissioning this wonderful piece by @alzandah.bsky.social ! I of course has to attempt to reproduce the expression. Thank you both for this gift!

If you’re anything like me, this is the part of pinball you actually enjoy. Hunting the traces and troubleshooting the problems, but once all is well I’m looking for the next fixer upper.

I say that you wear it if you’re still comfortable with it, and if anyone questions ya, it’s an opportunity to share your love for the movies they might not know about!

@kvetcherkit.bsky.social said I looked like I was about to ask the camera to tell someone they shouldn’t steal something.

This beautiful creature got an out loud “oooof” from me, so so good.

Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it B&W.

it’s just one of the many flavours of NES On-A-Chip variations sold at mall kiosks, flea markets, gas station stands, etc. this one in particular also included a genesis shaped controller. I believe it had one other piece as well, but it’s escaping me right now.

Accidentally downloaded it one night a few months ago. I have 600 hours now