yessica haircut

yes ofc what you need

omg i forgot to update this we just watched some like it hot the other day!! LOOOVED it, and qm didnt know the ending!

grand budapest isnt streaming which is sooo annoying

sigb what can i say, the universe loves to give me free time

a VERY long time again, so i can add it to the list!

we are watching groundhogs day w friends on sunday!! i feel like i havent seen back to the future for so long in my life itll be weird to watch it now

gotta be real this is only the beginning of the list theres like 200 other movies so if you gave me a suggestion snd you don’t see it ILL GET TO IT I SWEAR

now that i’m unemployed i can focus on the most important thing- watching all the famous mainstream movies ive never seen.

Any suggestions where to start? (* means i watched it before but it was so long ago i forgot it lol)

yeahhh ig it saves me an awkward convo, tho i would not call their separation agreement generous lol

A digital illustration. Seen mostly in silhouette (with some hints of detail if you zoom in) we see Sisyphus in his classical Greek togs against a reddish orange background. He is working very hard to shove an extremely large, roughly spherical boulder up a very steep grade. Large letters carved into the side of the boulder facing us read ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

WELP I WAS ALSO DREADING QUITTING AND HOW AWKWARD THAT WILL BE BUT GOOD NEWS THEY LET ME GO TODAY SOOOOO

im trying to find a new job and have two verbal offers from some of my old bosses… one i reached out to and another who coincidentally reached out to me the same week. exciting choice but i cant help but feel anxious neither might not pan out but? we will see 🥺🥺🥺

me: i dont think im too sick
also me, googling:

bad news: covid is killin me bad rn

good news: there are 2 new seasons of my fave trashy true crime show “I Killed My BFF”

also the algorithm here is whack i dont see ANY posts abt stranger things and thats all i see on twitter

(jackie thats bc you—)

NO ITS THE ALGORITHM I HAVE NO IMPACT ON THAT ITS NOT BC IM WATCHING ANY OF THOSE SECRET EPISODE 9 EDITS OR ANYTHING OR MAKING MY WIFE WATCH IT OR REPOSTING THEORIES GOD

the problem w twitter v bluesky is all the ppl are here but all the jokes are there

tell them you already have reservations at a really fancy dinner that cant be canceled

i mean we dont but we COULD

didn’t make best or worst lists so ig it was just okay

i can’t believe they made edgeworth topping phoenix merch

(slowly counts days one at a time on a calendar)

OH NO

what happened to bang dream! i uninstalled the game and now theyre all evil

so whatever happened to those bowling girls who went back in time to the sengoku period? has anyone checked on them, hows that going

a group of women on a stage with a caption that says i don t really wanna do the work today Alt: a group of women on a stage with a caption that says i don t really wanna do the work today

The collective mood today:

OKAY WHATEVER AND LETS BOOK A ¥30000 VIRAL HEADSPA I CAN DO WHAT I WANT asmrtwixtokyoheadspa.com?srsltid=AfmB...

i think some of the more kimono-y ones are a lil too weeby for my tastes but ive found some kinda good styles in the japonisme lookbook hehe so we will see

fuck it im bookkng this for our japan trip im gonna be the concubine of my dreams tokyo.studio-esperanto.com

擬態して隊の中に紛れ込んで、鬼化してほしい

youre on fire tonight!!!!

!!! fantastic, esp bc lateon sounds like an offbrand birth control pill

“eevee day was 2 days ago” i know thats how long it took me to come up w these

in honor of eevee day, i say its time for more eeveelutions —

1) bugeon
2) gaseon
3) puncheon
4) kickeon
5) poisioneon
6) yuckeon
7) flyeon
8) soareon
9) mudeon

™️™️™️™️™️™️ gamefreak you can have these for $50 each