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yes ofc what you need

12.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

omg i forgot to update this we just watched some like it hot the other day!! LOOOVED it, and qm didnt know the ending!

grand budapest isnt streaming which is sooo annoying

03.02.2026 18:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sigb what can i say, the universe loves to give me free time

03.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a VERY long time again, so i can add it to the list!

03.02.2026 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we are watching groundhogs day w friends on sunday!! i feel like i havent seen back to the future for so long in my life itll be weird to watch it now

03.02.2026 15:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

gotta be real this is only the beginning of the list theres like 200 other movies so if you gave me a suggestion snd you don’t see it ILL GET TO IT I SWEAR

03.02.2026 14:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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now that i’m unemployed i can focus on the most important thing- watching all the famous mainstream movies ive never seen.

Any suggestions where to start? (* means i watched it before but it was so long ago i forgot it lol)

03.02.2026 14:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

yeahhh ig it saves me an awkward convo, tho i would not call their separation agreement generous lol

31.01.2026 01:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A digital illustration. Seen mostly in silhouette (with some hints of detail if you zoom in) we see Sisyphus in his classical Greek togs against a reddish orange background. He is working very hard to shove an extremely large, roughly spherical boulder up a very steep grade. Large letters carved into the side of the boulder facing us read ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

A digital illustration. Seen mostly in silhouette (with some hints of detail if you zoom in) we see Sisyphus in his classical Greek togs against a reddish orange background. He is working very hard to shove an extremely large, roughly spherical boulder up a very steep grade. Large letters carved into the side of the boulder facing us read ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

30.01.2026 14:31 — 👍 1722    🔁 364    💬 5    📌 21

WELP I WAS ALSO DREADING QUITTING AND HOW AWKWARD THAT WILL BE BUT GOOD NEWS THEY LET ME GO TODAY SOOOOO

30.01.2026 23:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

im trying to find a new job and have two verbal offers from some of my old bosses… one i reached out to and another who coincidentally reached out to me the same week. exciting choice but i cant help but feel anxious neither might not pan out but? we will see 🥺🥺🥺

30.01.2026 23:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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me: i dont think im too sick
also me, googling:

22.01.2026 20:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bad news: covid is killin me bad rn

good news: there are 2 new seasons of my fave trashy true crime show “I Killed My BFF”

22.01.2026 20:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

also the algorithm here is whack i dont see ANY posts abt stranger things and thats all i see on twitter

(jackie thats bc you—)

NO ITS THE ALGORITHM I HAVE NO IMPACT ON THAT ITS NOT BC IM WATCHING ANY OF THOSE SECRET EPISODE 9 EDITS OR ANYTHING OR MAKING MY WIFE WATCH IT OR REPOSTING THEORIES GOD

07.01.2026 01:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the problem w twitter v bluesky is all the ppl are here but all the jokes are there

07.01.2026 01:22 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

tell them you already have reservations at a really fancy dinner that cant be canceled

i mean we dont but we COULD

07.01.2026 01:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

didn’t make best or worst lists so ig it was just okay

07.01.2026 01:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i can’t believe they made edgeworth topping phoenix merch

06.01.2026 09:54 — 👍 32    🔁 18    💬 2    📌 0

(slowly counts days one at a time on a calendar)

OH NO

07.01.2026 00:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

what happened to bang dream! i uninstalled the game and now theyre all evil

07.01.2026 00:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

so whatever happened to those bowling girls who went back in time to the sengoku period? has anyone checked on them, hows that going

07.01.2026 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a group of women on a stage with a caption that says i don t really wanna do the work today Alt: a group of women on a stage with a caption that says i don t really wanna do the work today

The collective mood today:

05.01.2026 13:37 — 👍 59    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0
ASMR TWIX TOKYO HEAD SPA ASMR TWIX TOKYO HEAD SPA

OKAY WHATEVER AND LETS BOOK A ¥30000 VIRAL HEADSPA I CAN DO WHAT I WANT asmrtwixtokyoheadspa.com?srsltid=AfmB...

05.01.2026 16:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i think some of the more kimono-y ones are a lil too weeby for my tastes but ive found some kinda good styles in the japonisme lookbook hehe so we will see

04.01.2026 04:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
ルックメイクラボ・エスペラント南青山 | 美しく遊ぶ、東京・南青山のポートレートフォトスタジオ エスペラント南青山は、美しく遊ぶ、東京のポートレートフォトスタジオ。変身フォト・花魁体験・ロリィタ体験・ポートレートを、プロのヘアメイクと撮影で提供します。表参道/外苑前徒歩。

fuck it im bookkng this for our japan trip im gonna be the concubine of my dreams tokyo.studio-esperanto.com

04.01.2026 03:18 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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擬態して隊の中に紛れ込んで、鬼化してほしい

21.12.2025 16:30 — 👍 43    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 0

youre on fire tonight!!!!

24.11.2025 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

!!! fantastic, esp bc lateon sounds like an offbrand birth control pill

23.11.2025 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“eevee day was 2 days ago” i know thats how long it took me to come up w these

23.11.2025 17:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

in honor of eevee day, i say its time for more eeveelutions —

1) bugeon
2) gaseon
3) puncheon
4) kickeon
5) poisioneon
6) yuckeon
7) flyeon
8) soareon
9) mudeon

™️™️™️™️™️™️ gamefreak you can have these for $50 each

23.11.2025 16:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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