Chuck V

I didn't say it sucked. I just said I didn't like it.

But if you're asking... it sucked.

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I found Part 1 to be an incredible experience with a great story and a lot of fun, exciting gameplay. Then Part 2 came out and... I just couldn't get into it. I was bummed out that I didn't like it, because I really wanted to. Didn't hate it, but didn't like it either.

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My 80 year old mother saw a Cyber Truck up close for the first time yesterday. It was parked next to my Chevy Silverado. And my mom laughed and laughed and said in her thick Korean accent, "Ya, so stupid - ugly car is a toy, not real car. Just show off they have money but no brain."

This hits me in my core...

I swear, this bird has no fear. She picks on the macaws - they're 10x her size! But she gives zero effs and just walks right up to them, feathers puffed, and the macaws look at me like, "Help! She's psycho!" so this is me, saving them from her wrath. Dino-raptor Tulio...

It's all good - 50 is the new 30.

Definitely overcomplicated and feels desperate. Like, they seriously couldn't find a single other actor to play this role? Not that I don't love me some RDJ, but this has the potential to lessen his sacrifice in Endgame. We'll go back and be like, "It's alright, he comes back later."

One of the most damaging things any American can do is visit another country. Because as soon as you do, you realize America isn't the "greatest country on Earth." Other countries are pretty awesome too, and most have amazing living conditions, better food, faster wi-fi, and way cheaper healthcare.

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Keep striking where it hurts.

Favorite scene so far: kicking a car hard enough to set off the airbags. Brilliant. I love this series.

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Is that it though? Is it just 2 hours of Easter eggs and obscure game references that us regular folks won't understand? Or will this movie have any real substance? Not that I'm expecting premiere cinema here, it's Minecraft, but a plot, universal theme, interesting characters... any of that?

Capturing wildlife photos is so much easier when she's riding shotgun in my car. Ripley, our blue and gold macaw, loves to go on trips with us - as long as we're home before dark.

Secretly hoped Julie (Hilary Swank) would show up in the final season and share some deep secret about Mr Miyagi.

How is this ending wars or making groceries affordable? Oh, wait... that was never actually the plan.

Can we ban him from Mexico too please?

We don't need him here either.

Mexico City is just different. Got a 3-taco lunch with salsa, chips, and a beer for lunch before heading back to work, because that's what we do here. Folks in Mexico are a bit more laid back, and I'm a fan. It's beautiful here.

My first post on Bluesky - where do I even begin? Oh, I know! This is Tulio, my little green cheek conure. She's my first, and she's my little baby. There, I've posted something.