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@chrislongview.bsky.social

Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.

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does she love when you jiggle?
she is in for a treat.

10.10.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not sure who needs to hear this but your โ€œphysicalโ€ isnโ€™t โ€œannualโ€ if you need it twice in six months.

10.10.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6067    ๐Ÿ” 1557    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 535    ๐Ÿ“Œ 116
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M.I.T. Rejects a White House Offer for Special Funding Treatment

This is the way

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...

10.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5505    ๐Ÿ” 1215    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 113    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52

but I was told...

10.10.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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POLITICO
By DANIEL LIPPMAN
10/09/2025 08:22 PM EDT
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In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn't have a hotel room.
Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.

= POLITICO By DANIEL LIPPMAN 10/09/2025 08:22 PM EDT f In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn't have a hotel room. Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.

Paul Ingrassia, Trumpโ€™s nominee to lead the office investigating Jack Smith, has recently been investigated for harassing a colleague, Politico reports.

โ€œEventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him..โ€

10.10.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2311    ๐Ÿ” 854    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 148    ๐Ÿ“Œ 108

75% of online arguments would be avoided by just remembering that a third of Americans are functionally illiterate.

10.10.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Yea fuck this keep it closed down come hell or high water

10.10.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 331    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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EISMAN: Teslaโ€™s earnings โ€œare down 60% from 2022 through 2025. And the stock is slightly higher. ..

โ€œ.. itโ€™s a cult.โ€

@electrek.co $TSLA
electrek.co/2025/10/10/t...

10.10.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1382    ๐Ÿ” 322    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
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you next week

10.10.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congressional reporters QT'ing Russ Vought saying the mass layoffs have begun.

10.10.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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NBC NEWS: โ€œ.. Trump was surprised to learn he had actually posted the message to his Truth Social account, the source said, adding that the president reacted by saying "Oh," and then tried to shrug it off.โ€

@kristenwelker.bsky.social @nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

10.10.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 280    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

?!?!?!

10.10.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Live Updates: Marรญa Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize

Congratulations to new Nobel Peace Prize laureate Marรญa Corina Machado for her courageous struggle to bring democracy to Venezuela.

10.10.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21835    ๐Ÿ” 5167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 749    ๐Ÿ“Œ 440

rare earths are an exercise in American inability to govern. the problem of Chinese dominance in the sector has been known for over a decade. there was a broad bipartisan consensus that it was a problem in DC, at least among anyone who knew even a little about it, and constant discussion of ...

10.10.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 246    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

House Republicans just adjourned another pro forma session.

This marks the SIXTH time theyโ€™ve refused to swear in Rep-elect Adelita Grijalva, who would be the tie-breaking vote to release the Epstein files.

10.10.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 159    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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2026 Final Gross Rate Changes - Arizona: +46.3% (updated) Originally posted 8/7/25 Overall preliminary rate changes via federal Rate Review database. Antidote Health Plan of AZ: (Unfortunately, no rate justification summary is available, and the full actuari...

HOO BOY. I just acquired the FINAL, approved 2026 #ACA rate filings for #ARIZONA and it's not pretty at all.

Premiums are going up 46.3% on average...and that's for full price enrollees.

acasignups.net/rate_changes...

10.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 94    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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SPANBERGER: โ€œShe doesnโ€™t think gay couples should be allowed to marry.โ€

WINSOME EARLE-SEARS: โ€œThatโ€™s not discrimination.โ€ ๐Ÿค”

SPANBERGER: โ€œShe thinks you can fire someone for being gay.โ€

EARLE-SEARS: โ€œThatโ€™s not discrimination.โ€ ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” #VAGov

10.10.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 896    ๐Ÿ” 381    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 99    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

we tend to set trends

10.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting at a table with confetti falling around her . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with confetti falling around her .

girl get them pillz

10.10.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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elmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his hand ALT: elmo from sesame street is dancing with a stick in his hand
10.10.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think heโ€™ll accept the no or have a hard time with consent again

10.10.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when you continue to outperform me like this...

I need the gym and a joint before trying to compete with you.

10.10.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Human Rights Watch โ€˜Cannot Acceptโ€™ Donations From Aziz Ansari and Other Comedians Who Performed at Riyadh Comedy Festival"

10.10.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Huh. A Qatari Air Force facility in Idahoโ€ฆ.such a grab bag bullshit day after day.

10.10.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1083    ๐Ÿ” 146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

granted I have not been adjacent to a mattress store

10.10.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
10.10.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Portland is doing well making clear the ridiculousness of the military takeover.

10.10.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2281    ๐Ÿ” 463    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

I'm still hollering ๐Ÿคฃ

10.10.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey New Jersey, wake the fuck up. This isnโ€™t good enough.

09.10.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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September 2025 CPI Release Rescheduled September 2025 CPI Release Rescheduled

CPI coming Oct 24, says BLS:

www.bls.gov/bls/092025-c...

10.10.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

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