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@chrislongview.bsky.social

Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.

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I firmly believe this is our reward for making it through this cursed year.

05.12.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he is my hero

05.12.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I like her a lot.

05.12.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nothing says peace prize like:

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NEW info on shipwreck attack. It gets worse.

The 2 survivors climbed atop wreckage and waved to overhead.

"Some of the people viewing the video thought ... could have been an attempt to surrender"

Others "said the most logical explanation was ... signaling for a rescue."

1/

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ell oh ell

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THIS IS IT!!!!

05.12.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

grey

05.12.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there are of course many examples of political constituencies that have in fact killed scores of children (en route to some other evil goal), but I can't offhand think of any historical examples of a political constituency organized for that specific purpose

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I am uninterested in whatever shit he's going to pull to make everything about himself.

05.12.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They always want to win over Trump voters and not shore up the base that helps them win

05.12.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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if shapiro runs his 2028 campaign fighting the last war then he will lose pretty handily

05.12.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1216    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 6

no one is perfect

05.12.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The affordability crisis is not a hoax.

And the American people know it.

05.12.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 476    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 6

I dont even have a desire to have fun today. I'm just fresh out of desire.

05.12.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Grand jury transcripts from abandoned Epstein investigation in Florida ordered released A federal judge ordered the release of grand jury transcripts from the federal sex trafficking cases.

Hey, look who's back in the news! A federal judge in #Florida on Friday ordered the release of grand jury transcripts from the federal sex trafficking cases of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/12/05/e... via @apnews.com

05.12.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I am two missing an's in and I refused to go on.

05.12.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Frank O. Gehry, Titan of Architecture, Is Dead at 96

oh wow! Vale Frank Gehry www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...

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JUST NOW: "This is like Alice in Wonderland", Judge Breyer says when trying to get the DOJ to explain to him why what happened in CA is a "rebellion" justifying the deployment of the National Guard. "Words just mean what you want them to mean?"

05.12.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6648    πŸ” 1762    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 43

it is 78° and sunny in st pete 😎

05.12.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mega-Hyped Nuzzi Book Bombing With β€˜Strikingly Low’ Amazon Rank Despite the high-profile rollout, β€œAmerican Canto” seems to be the flop of the year.

Despite the high-profile rollout, β€œAmerican Canto” seems to be the flop of the year.

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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) β€” Federal judge orders unsealing of grand jury transcripts from abandoned Jeffrey Epstein investigation in Florida.

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Opinion | What Trump Is Really Doing With His Boat Strikes

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/o...

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and not a one of them claims to believe in evolution

05.12.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ah but you see sam, if the kids get liver cancer that just means they were meant to get it and Nature is doing its job

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NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope Completed - NASA Two technicians look up at NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope after its inner and outer segments were connected at the agency’s Goddard Space Flight

Holy moly: The Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope construction is completed! That's fantastic news β€”Β much needed right now β€” and I am very much looking forward to when this beast launches. It has 100X the field of view of Hubble.

One. Hundred. *At the same resolution*.

www.nasa.gov/image-articl...

04.12.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 612    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6

The amount of endless ridicule and ugliness the maga women accept is very telling... they'll smile thru the humiliation for old school white patriarchy supremacy BS every time.
It's very predictable and depressing AF.

Foot bullet stuff, and they reload and shoot the OTHER foot, too

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ICYMI - Halle Berry is all out of f*cks

"Gavin Newsom, has vetoed our menopause bill, not one, but two years in a row, But that’s OK, because he’s not going to be governor forever, and the way he has overlooked women… by devaluing us, he probably should not be our next president either."

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