Bryan

Yessir

Won't argue with any of that. I would subscribe to your newsletter.

See, now this is actually interesting. In all seriousness, please explain.

Uh, sure I guess? I've moved on, I have other pissing contests to join before bed.

Of course I do. I'm also enjoying the fact that you're so triggered by a bad joke that wasn't even directed at you.

So then why the fuck do you even care that I'm tweaking someone I've known online for many years across multiple forums? You seem to be making quite a few assumptions about me without any basis. It would've been a lot easier for both of us if you'd shown your Fun Police badge at the beginning.

No it's not. I have close to a 30 year digital history across dozens of forums that are better examples than this.

But I'll be sure to give your critique the same attention I've given others.

If you're not the main character of your own life you're doing life wrong.

He's pissed that his time as kingmaker was so short, so he thinks that makes it OK for him to be king. Will be interesting to see how hard he gets dunked on.

Luca was an amazing movie.

But you know what would have made it even better?

Profane Marxist Dolphins. Radical revolutionary cetacean mammals make everything better.

Beer commercial writers would like a word.

If you ever get the urge to do another serialized adventure like The Human Division, I vote for the dolphins.

This will be worth the free preview week when the time comes. Can't see any other reason I'd get Apple+

No. 2 pencils? Cowards.

Yeah, but my mother still struggles to ship Amazon packages to the correct address twice in a row. Are we sure that the bar for b) isn't a little too high?

You misspelled "hero"

If one of the online books could make a prop bet for this I'd bet my kid's college fund on it.

I refuse to like this, but I lol'd

That's my concern, I don't see them beating any playoff teams. Nakobe Dean struggling with injury is huge, but I think the big thing no one is talking about is the Birds losing both OC and DC after last year. They're struggling with decisions once they're off script.

Can anything be done to fix the giant gaping hole in the middle of the Eagles defense, or are they just getting out-schemed and out-coached?

Well that's not ideal.

Is this a thing I'm supposed to be outraged about?

Pretty sure we live in an era where no one's brain functions normally and we're all divergent. Just ask the people who make drugs for these things, they'll tell you!