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This is making quite a few assumptions of course but if there is a dem president in 2030 they should just say there are 50,000 people in Texas now

The dril tweet but sub Amy McGrath donations for candles

More like one great scene after another am I right folks. What a movie

Not to reveal myself as having “feelings” but I had to mute my zoom call when reading this news. One of the best to ever do it.

If Isaac Chotiner interviewed me I would make him change his mind because I’m built different

Do they just take too long on the clock in the 6th round next year to ceremonially give up a pick to get him?

Rip tik tok. Fortunately my rednote algorithm is absolutely dialed. All street food, bullet trains, and jacked Chinese girls working out

Can’t believe I was not online and missed that Forest appointed ange. What the fuck is that.

Calling timeout here is dumb. You can kill 5 more seconds by not doing it.

I think we finally have a quarterback

Hopefully Brian Flores wins his lawsuit so he can retire or go be a head coach somewhere

Is there something I am missing about why they aren’t opening it up at all? Bad protection?

Currently googling 2026 mock draft offensive linemen

Currently googling 2026 mock drafts cornerbacks

I will only make one post about my keeper league qb and it has to be this one

John Brown. Fuck missouri.

Great wordle today imo

I do want Waffle House now though

Guess what is happening either 2 or 3 weeks from today.

We only have one rival so nothing to be sorry for there

I cannot tell if you’re responding to my joke with a joke but I am also famously the most gullible person of all time

Good for you taking the holiday off

Good to be back

I’m assuming this actually makes your limbs fall off

I always tell people if there are no sports to watch then what’s the point

Everyone involved with the twins should be strung up alongside the road like that one game of thrones scene

Do not have a fried Oreo as your only lunch and then go golf

They’re going to put continue racism in the end zones

Saving this screenshot for the next time I go to the Indian place by my house and they ask how many samosas I want

I am fairly certain I got a bad grade in con law because I mentioned how this all seemed sort of made up and let me tell you I want a recount on that one