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I always tell people if there are no sports to watch then what’s the point

Everyone involved with the twins should be strung up alongside the road like that one game of thrones scene

Do not have a fried Oreo as your only lunch and then go golf

They’re going to put continue racism in the end zones

Saving this screenshot for the next time I go to the Indian place by my house and they ask how many samosas I want

I am fairly certain I got a bad grade in con law because I mentioned how this all seemed sort of made up and let me tell you I want a recount on that one

Ozzy osbourne I loved it when you did the backflip before first pitch every game rip

What the fuck

Also if the admin just lies about the numbers and the dems don’t do anything to counter that

I’m 5’10” and frankly used to be fairly dumpy looking and also can say skill issue

Banger. Well done.

Prepared to get yelled at for this one but I didn’t really like sinners

I am not a communist but at least that person is intellectually honest. If you think paling around with someone on Twitter is reporting that’s fine. Whatever you need to tell yourself to feel better.

I wouldn’t expect someone who pals around with Ben Shapiro to give you any sort of good faith argument sadly

My goat

Zohran Mamdani says it’s duck season when it’s actually wabbit season. Not fit to be mayor

Not to be too flippant here but: yeah duh

I actually don’t like this but for now: Naz Reid

I need to know Mamdanis thoughts on cricket before I can really get behind him

I guess I’m going to Charlie Brown myself here but that seems like the fig leaf to cover up the other insane decisions coming tomorrow

Urgent: This very special kitten needs lifesaving surgery!

Misty Moo has likely never had a full tummy in her life, but with your help, we can change that.

When this little one came into our care, she was unable to keep any food down, though she was clearly hungry 🧵

I actually think the espn broadcast is pretty good other than the interviews and perk

This draft is horrific my god.

I’m contributing to his next campaign. Hopefully for a congressional seat. He rules.

This is maybe not popular on this side of blue sky but I think I liked that lander guy more

Maybe some recency bias I guess but I would say more than any other case maybe ever this is the official “it’s over” for the us

Ggg easy imo

I’ve owned 4 cars in my life. The only non Honda is the only one that crapped out on me but I could probably still be driving my 1993 accord if I hadn’t gotten into an accident with it

First time I’ve ever been actually summoned for jury duty which I have always wanted to do and it’s for one of my own cases. Still going to try to get on the jury

I am officially a candidate to be on Jeopardy and I am excited to tell the most boring anecdotes of all time