Onyx Despondent Derangement Crow Lane

OooOOOHFUCK THERE ARE SO MANY DANGERS

Oke i think we have to fid the mith now, its in the coolr secchon with teh misteries and horrr nd col weerd stuf. Thers evem cool glowie weerd books heer! U no they gotta have col storys in them so il have to reed one son

Wel, we set down teh fis for mrory to take to te "forbiden" noficchon sechhon to xpeerment on it hoo nows maybe hel make somthin cool out of it

Nt guna lie this fish is kinda col, is ver prety and sense besh cot it he got sum of its sliver on him and now hes faster so like.... Now hes reglar speed? Weerd

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There it is
That ws esey

Besh the tortle tot it in his net

I gess were goin into the kids sectchon to find the fish so here we go

So this viris lady says she has a taks for us so we have to joyn forcs to take don a moth nd a sliverfish. At lest we al got a net to cach them with so we went to one side of the livrary to cach them.

OK so eveyone was curius xcept 4 the tortle bout how we got her (cuz he just waked in teh door) nd she sad she didnt sumon us but her firend mory did and her name is veris nd were not alowd into the nonfichon sechon wich is were maury is but we wernt redy yet or so verse said but she dosnt no me

Oh! some9ne new aproches! and deer gods wat a women. tall, taler then most ive seen, sholders wid enuf to fall into stron muskyouler set of arns. Her butey was almost uncomparable, etheereal in nature. she sems liek the tipe to be in charge, lets see

Ders one more to - shes smaler then the rest bcause shes a nome but lso shed probly be the most hlepful aganst the vmpiere hord sense ses a paldadin. A pladin in a trilby
Wat a nerd

thers also this gont lookin man, hes fancy and posh nd prolly a prep but he also wares dark close and has n eeree look abot him so we wil c if hes cool or a total prepppp

thers some weerd caracters here. sounds liek i wasnt teh only 1 askd 4 help. Frum my posishin, i can c a tortle walk in da door. torltes are so sloe but i think hes got sum sort of magic to him so he is probly also stron so im guna see if he nos nething bout where we r

im guna stay heer nd alert to c hwat hapens, ill tel u all mor soon. dont worry tho, im ONIX nd i can take on NYTHING so dnt wory

(u nevr no wen a vamprire mite apper)

teh voise was liek "helm me pls" and i was liek "why" nd it was liek "pls pls pls help" so sense it asked rly nicely i sayd yes and WHOOSH i was sudenly in a new plase with boks and shelfs amd a desk wich i went undr not bcause i was skard but bcause its mprotant to keep lert.

Lso i wnted to let the hntr cownsl no that their was a vmpire scam hapning n this town nd they were seting tarps for vamre hntrrs. that and how he wasnt scraed at al of the spoky woods wich was then provn by how i ddnt run when a voise startd taking to me out of nowear.

Nyway een i went to the forest teh old man said Lord Blod livd in but it was a tarp but im onix the vamprie kilr nd i cant be trapd so i was liek "leme call teh othr vamrpe kilrs who i tarined wit for yeers bceaus evn tho im supr strong i no my limits and im not dum so backup is m-portnt.

This was exiting for so many resons, but mostly bceaus in get to finly get my revnge!! i lok down at my ring, my hairloom from my dads corpse (bcause hes ded, rember?) its silvr nd its the famly crest wich is a hart with a stake threw it and its bleedin wich is shown with litle ganets.

ive ben serching for a wile for the vampres that took out my famly but ive had no luck wich is y ive ben tyring to talk to evry shadey karacter i meet. What hapenstanse then that my lief wuld be turnd totaly around when a old man told me he new where my parnts kilr, Lord Blood lives!!!

im a ranger, i hunt in the night in forets nd i fite vampires becus they kild my mom nd dad nd siblins whn i was just 3 wich js why ive spent evry minite of evry day sence trainin to kîll all vampres

I have a logn face with no fashel hair bcuz I dont like how scrachy it is nd plus my gentics dont have fashl hair othr than the like cool evil tein mustashe and pointy beerd combo but i dont want one at lest not rite now.

My name is Onyx Respondent Derangement Crow Lane, and i have sholder length onyx black hair (A.N. dats how i got my name) its fluffy with barely a curl to it and its layerd liek how farrah moan's old myspace pics look.

I created Onyx (Despondence Derangement Crow Lane) to be a rip off of our lovely main girl from the My Immortal fanfic
What a fun and lively character for 5e, right?

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