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@bobthegoat.bsky.social

He/Him, Eldest Xennial (but thinks generations should only really be used as quick-reference for cultural landmark's), Science Teacher, and tries to use his White Cis-Het powers for good. Also I review things here now I guess?

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Do you have chip, though? You'll need chips.

And I know what you're thinking, "I've got plenty in the pantry." but those won't work. Hot chips slow down the power. You'll want cool ranch to keep things running optimally.

11.04.2025 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I use the term Archivist to justify my many collections.

(but, yes, totally to all of what you said.)

23.02.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my greatest sources of pride is watching my favorite band use an image I cobbled together to promote their shows.

23.02.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So happy to finally have a copy of this for my classroom! Thanks, @discordiacomicshop.bsky.social! I'm giving the extra copies to my other cool teacher friends.

18.02.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only people some liberals hate more than conservatives is other liberals who only agree with them 97%.

01.02.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a plaid shirt is holding a german shepherd dog and says to be fair . ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is holding a german shepherd dog and says to be fair .
30.01.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So having Bobthegoat as an email address wasn't a big deal until GOAT became a popular acronym. Now people use my email as a fake, or forget to change the @ or whatever.

Long story short, someone forgot their login for their Brazzers' billing account and are frantically trying to reset it.

30.01.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Makes sense. But the use of Guantanamo wasn't part of the bill, that's a Trump thing.

(to be clear, they still shouldn't have voted for it, but they also didn't vote for his concentration camp.)

30.01.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Warnock and Ossoff are my senators. What did they do, so I know what to specifically bitch them out about when I call. (I did a quick search and couldn't find anything.)

29.01.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Democrats: My respected colleagues across the aisle would like to ban all medicine, and as we dig deep in our hearts we must ask them why?

Republicans: Cuz we wanna

Dems: Thank you, gentlemen, no further questions.

Reps: Fuck u, slut

Dems: Wise words. We will pray for your continued health.

18.11.2024 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1001    ๐Ÿ” 191    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Metro Atlanta school districts address ICE policy changes on arrests Over the weekend, agents with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) began targeting individuals in the metro Atlanta area and across the country who are in the United States illegally.

All I know is if I see a gun, I have to hit my badge to lock down the school. *shrug*

www.fox5atlanta.com/news/metro-a...

29.01.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Impeachment is still an option.

28.01.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yesssss....

28.01.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I haven't been playing Stardew Valley long, but I know this doesn't end well.

27.01.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ALT BLK ERA - Come Fight Me For It
Lambrini Girls - Cuntology 101
Bob Vylan and Amy Taylor (Amyl and the Sniffers) - Dream Bigger

27.01.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hear me out: It should not be considered a liberal/woke position to actively call out and work against Facists and Nazis. It is, in fact, a very American position.

27.01.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread

19.11.2024 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14574    ๐Ÿ” 7104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 461    ๐Ÿ“Œ 727
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUmB...

26.01.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And because I never check dates I just realized we're in the middle of this, so, um, I guess just ignore that synchronization stuff okay? ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

25.01.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Look up The Great American Protest 2025 if you'd like more detail. This is just the overview. I've already found a variant of the document with the same intent and different details, but whatever. I think a lot of us are on this path already, but synchronizing actions may have a better impact.

25.01.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you like metroidvania games, check out Cookie Cutter!

25.01.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coming back home from breakfast this morning, I thought I saw a food truck through the trees in our neighborhood and got really excited.

And that's when I realized how I would die. Looking for tacos where tacos have no right to exist.

25.01.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What is wrong with you people? Congratulations on owning the libs. Was it worth it?

โ€˜Obviously, itโ€™s got to be uncomfortable watching the far right make enormous gains using the same arguments youโ€™ve been making for years.

But the fascists have arrived. Theyโ€™ve shown us who they are. Now the rest of us get to decide who we want to be.โ€™

lauriepenny.substack.com/p/what-is-wr...

25.01.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Look, I have commented. Also, it is I, Omar Ravenhurst of bingo fame!

24.01.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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U.S. judge temporarily blocks Trump's birthright citizenship order The ruling bars U.S. agencies from implementing the order to end birthright citizenship for children born to migrants in the U.S. temporarily or without legal status while the case is under review.

A Reagan-appointee judge, everyone. There's still hope?

"I've been on the bench for four decades, I can't remember another case where the question presented is as clear as this one is," Coughenour said, describing Trump's order as "blatantly unconstitutional."

www.npr.org/2025/01/23/g...

24.01.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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