The older I get, the more progressive I get. 💙🦋
Meeting planner by day, stress baker by night. Try me. I’m menopausal. #FuckThisPresident #FuckICE
But the cat came back
It just couldn’t stay away, away, away
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Fan of voting, common sense and Kenny Rogers. Nihilism and horseshoe thinking doesn't accomplish anything. It's mocked here. Tax the churches - yes, that one, too.
Brian. Bluesky's token straight guy.
Low IQ, savage genetics, Cleveland defender
I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...
https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
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researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting
https://ko-fi.com/elleg
Folklore, Mythology, Literature, Libraries, Archives, and whatnot.
Deactivated my account
Deleted my account
Missed Friends
Started over
Toby 2.0
f-unemployed tinkerer, do cold plunges, keeper of cats, love the outdoors and of course life is not complete without adventures!
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🌈 🐱
Amsterdam/The Netherlands
Cats are amazingly cute minions of destruction and I love the little fluffy bastards.
I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
I live my life by Fight, flight, freeze, fawn, fazolis and fuck 🤷🏻♀️
Bangers:
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Weird shit men say to me
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they/them
Trans Poker-Playing Thelemite
Host of Wannabe: A Poker Diary
Stay-at-home catmom
Dm for lessons or writing
excellent skipper
disliker of olives, feet
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Not a Nazi... and not SPAM(Appealing).
I'm New Greg from The Good Place and I like stuff you probably like. I like to stand up to bullies. Again, not a Nazi. No way you say? ...WAY.
Joking aside... 95% of these posts are super cereal.
I wanted to go out and change the world but I couldn’t find a babysitter.
I enjoy long walks while staring at my phone and playing in oncoming traffic.
like you, but me-er.
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Gatekeeper at Canada’s airports.
Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦
Metal | A7X I Memes I Oilers | Flyers l Eagles I Liverpool FC | Fulham FC | Empathy I Positivity | Travel and Nature Pics | Movies
View Royal, Vancouver Island
Hulu, Comedy Central, truTV, NBC, and CBS • I joke a lot.
SF/NY/LA : actor/writer/director : MAD Historian : he/him/🏳️🌈✌️/BLM ✊ : of GTAV, RDR2, and: http://vimeo.com/18714010
puppy petter. eagle trainer. drinker of milk. taker of naps. Writer. my books are available at https://linktr.ee/sunshinejarboly
my tweets
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Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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Just a cool motherfucker.
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Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social
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I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.
www.connielukey.com
Laugher, writer, mom. MEng, BSc plus I took a grammar course and learned how to dangle a participle. I wrote that thing that one time
Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
Refugee from Twitter, hoping to find a less toxic
environment.
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Out of the shadows, a little…
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
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(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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crabbydacrab from twitter
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
Hakan Sonok Antalya
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Swiftie HAKAN SONOK
@SonokHakan
This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
Crows, caffeine, and a murder board. Life is twistedly good. Note to self: Get more yarn for the murder board.
Sobriety Date 12/22/09
Support/Blog/Fiction
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**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
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Present day dada artist w/ a thing for short legged dogs. WordPress developer, web designer, UX nerd, lover of books, general weirdo. in KC.
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Twitter X escapee. Avid reader of tall tales and short stories. Horror/comedy/classic movie fan.Trying to find a hobby. Just here for the laughs. NO DMs! Unless I know you or if you have some funny stuff to say.
Just zis guy, you know?
Music lover (jazz, fusion, prog, ambient, classic rock, classical), nerd - sci-fi/fantasy, PC gamer, F1, NFL (go Lando/McLaren, 49ers), mild foodie. Photography (see alt texts).
🚫 AI “art”.
AxialAge on chess.com
The apocalypse will be shitposted
Eat the Reich
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
我用很多语言发帖…
Even if I wasn't broke, I wouldn't give you money
The republican party is not "conservative" in any sense of the word. They have devolved into a hate, fear, and money cult.
Be like Tim Walz, help your neighbors, and mind your own damn business.
resident pantologist
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*finger gun*
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Need any fertilizer? I got a lot of it
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nappin' and a yappin', that's what's happenin'
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Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull 22), House Is an Enigma (Bull City Press), medi(t)ations (Noctuary Press, 16).
I make Dad jokes on NPR and also write books and other things.
Democrat 🔵 TN She/Her🫘 #NoKings🔥
I did not vote for the rapist.
Licensed Massage Therapist 💆🏻♀️
Registered Dental Hygienist (ret.)
5th degree🥋
Artist 🎨
Aquarian ♒️ ⚤ 💖💜💙
#SAsurvivor #suicidesurvivor
Dolphins 🐬 my spirit animal.
🏳️🌈 safe zone
Slava Ukraini!🇺🇦
45+ years in the justice system. Unamused PNW Liberal.
He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
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Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car.
I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
six feet of radioactive decay and candy
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Routing + delivering information on tech fascism.
13 years of exposing venture capital.
Organizer, critic, writer, activist.
www.vcinfodocs.com
blog www.shanley.com
https://techfascism.substack.com/
https://soundcloud.com/shanley-kane audio
I have no idea where I'm going, but I'll get there.
He/Him, Twitch Affiliate, Horror fan, Fallout fanboy, Level 45
PFP by @moboolyedits.bsky.social
https://www.twitch.tv/rattikusmaximus
Data Management Librarian by day, wine-swilling she-demon by night.
Intellectual freedom is a human right. Books save lives. PNW-grown. I am a goddamn delight.
I work in the museum field and love horror movies. I am liberal and know that the earth is round, we've been to the moon, evolution is a fact and vaccines save lives. NO DMs! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Husband and Father of 3 from MN. Compliance Attorney. Mostly here for parenting jokes and baking posts.
Purveyor of low quality LOLs
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Self-proclaimed employee-of-the-month and orange crush
Just a Muppet whatnot and whatnot
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*audi, vide, tace*
Bewildered, befuddled, beguiling, begat
Absolutely delicious, per millions of 5⭐ reviews.
🔵 Blue 🔵
🚫MAGA🚫CRYPTO🚫
I'm a person with thoughts and feelings, and a longing for the sea. Co-host of @blastzonepod.bsky.social. (Pic inspo by https://etsy.com/shop/emmawaldenart)
A NEVER-Trump millennial mama who wants to preserve democracy and keep America safe for ALL children.
Pin/tag feed: #PinkEyeSky if kids sneezing triggers your PTSD
Relatable parent memes mixed w/book reviews, political posts, & nerd stuff.
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
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Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter.
"As seen on Twitter"
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she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶
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Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
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I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
Wife, mom, foster mom to cats & kittens, Parkinson’s Disease, retired medical admin, collect new & old books, Calif. native happily living in the other wine country in our state. I repost what I care about.
Existentialism? Don't even get me Sartred.
Buffy fan. Spuffy fan.
she/her, atheist, 🌈+🏳️⚧️ allied
💜BLACK LIVES MATTER💜
ACAB FUCK BILLIONAIRES
The "trick" Bluesky is not to mind the pain 🫳🕯️🐪
Cats are much bigger on the inside. --Lauren Groves
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
I’m a 7.5. Maybe an 8.
42/NJ/Please Don’t DM me 😎
Trying really hard to get to the utopian future Gene Roddenberry showed me as a little kid. Neutral Good.
“Conatus es pausa et denuo initus?”
Network engineer, husband of @drru.bsky.social, dad, fashion disaster. He/Him/Hi!
“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan
Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster
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I'm the cat that curiosity hasn't killed yet...
the world below is made up
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Former lifelong Buffalonian living in North Carolina. Don't bother me. Go Bills❤️💙
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Sarcasm is my 💗 language. I’m a fucking delight. Not over Jan 6. Gen-X, Fiercely Pro-Choice, Mom to🌈, Dogs>People, Sweary, Choose ☮️, Softy at ❤️. No DM unless we’ve interacted on a post.
Host of Match Game in years past. Obviously not him, but he was a great guy that should be remembered.
Punk rock/comedy/sobriety/aching knee.
Professional idiot.
The guy who draws instagram.com/instachaaz
Shop here: instachaaz.shop
Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee
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