Rah Tah Tah

Maybe I’ll love you one day.
Maybe we’ll someday grow!

I talk to all my friends like I’m they nigga. 🤣

But if you can…

Get in that shit!

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I might need a reset 🤭

“During” the sex is crazy…🤣
Very can’t let the moment pass you by 🤣

Big Mac has entered the chat 🤣

Okay, now I’m at the craving everything stage. I want a cheeseburger, kielbasa sausage, crab legs, some wild rice…

Been in the bed sick for last few days and I’m at the “losing my mind point” 🤣

Fine ma’fucker. 🏆

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Bih…

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“Hi Paul” via email will forever be my 13th Reason…

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@tyjovideo.bsky.social @kollinbenson.bsky.social y’all seen this?

I truly hate someone that complains about the job they signed up for. Uber drivers to be specific.

& that be you exactly. “& if yall don’t reboot me right now im leaving…”

We don’t even be having the fucking card yet 🤣🤣

I can’t wait to get back and feel like I don’t know what I’m doing…🤭

Iont even talk like that. It be more “dumb ass bitch all the way over there wondering why you dead…”🤣

@kingcharming.bsky.social be like “oooh oooh ooh, they getting me girl, they got me girl…” 🤣🤣🤣

i’m neither tall nor short i’m something more insidious: 5’11

And had so much to say about my Venom. Meanwhile, mine thriving. Tuh. 🤣

cc: you bitches

Yes, so you can stop nagging me 🤣

Had that poor goat irritated as hell 🤣

Still thinking bout how GuhLinda can choke. 🤣

me happy to come home from anything:

Buy?!? You mean dust off? 🤣

Oz will crumble!

Justice for my bitch Elphaba!

Who you calling a Ha-bitch?!?

I think somebody naming their child “Bobette” is the funniest shit. 🤣