Eldritchi

Carcass riittänee yksistään mulle syyksi lähteä.

Teini otti kissasta "selfien", jollaisen kissa kuulemma ottaisi itsestään, jos olisi keski-ikäinen mies. #kissataivas

No ei oo kyllä opiskelijoiden pikkulaskiaista hyvällä talvisäällä pilattu!

There was a juicy pussy movie in the library.

Geisha-laskiaispulla ja kahvi oli tarjouksessa, oli kyl hyvää vaikkakin melkoinen suklaaöveri.

My mom initially thought that fyi means "fuck you idiot" lmao. Never using abbreviations again to text her.

This is probably the first time I've ever read what horses say in anything other than my native, because I found this incredibly funny.

I think it's pretty funny that Kojima just slapped a promotional picture of Kyle Reese from the first Terminator on the cover of the first Metal Gear game and that was how Solid Snake was born.

"This is why Superman works alone" was literally the first uttered words coming out of George Clooney's Batman on the screen. He must have felt embarrassed.

My great-grandfather apparently mixed his food and dessert all in the same plate because "they get mixed in the stomach anyways".

Hiljaa oleminen on nimenomaan sitä mukavuusaluetta 🤔

Whenever I walk around in a store looking for something specific, I look around so mechanically, I feel like Terminator patrolling and scanning the area.

Neighbor throwing up so loudly I can hear it through the thick walls.

For this reason, I don't think any DQ game will ever quite reach my all-time favorites. Although I've enjoyed this game and VIII a lot, the fact how unforgivably punishing they are makes it so that I'll probably never play them a second time.

This may be a hot take, but I've never been a fan of the overall stinginess in Dragon Quest games. I don't mind JRPGs being grindy (heck, FFT was that too and it's my favorites), but something so essential like revival items are so hard to come by and equipment is expensive too.

Herttuankulman K-supermarket on varmaan julkisivultaan heittämällä Turun rumin kauppa.

Was almost late from an appointment this morning due to the delays in bus schedule and I had to sprint the last 1 km. Still feeling the aftereffects in my throat. Thank heavens I do cardio regularly.

Ilmeeni kun en voita sirkuksessa vaaleanpunaista elefanttipehmoa.

Ordered this 80s cult classic film from Eureka for apparently being the biggest influence for Kentaro Miura when doing Berserk.

Vaihteeksi jäi aamukahvi juomatta ja nyt tuntuu siltä kuin joku sahais pääkoppaa auki.

Legit Sopranos and Sergio Leone's Once upon a time in America are the most unromanticized depictions of organized crime out there. It doesn't really get bleaker than those two.

Classic Dragon Quest with the bosses being few and far between, yet each and every one kicking my ass the first time.

Muistanko oikein vai huusiko lapset Robocopille kakkosessa että mene nussimaan jääkaappia?

Not a fan of the frequency of the random encounters. The auto-save is a lifesaver though, as the series is known for checkpoint starvations mid-dungeon.

The battle speed is super slow on a normal setting, so I had to turn it on ultra fast. And even then it feels slightly faster than usual.

Kumpikaan ei muuttunut. Rydman on lastenahdistelija vaikka voissa paistaisi, Kokoomusta ei koskaan kiinnostanutkaan lasten ja naisten turvallisuus vaan sen peitteleminen.

En keksinyt uutta luettavaa joten muistinvirkistykseksi luin Veren ääriin. Edelleen säväyttävä filosofinen kuvaus Yhdysvaltain laajentumispolitiikasta 1800-luvulla sekä väkivallasta ihmisen luoteenpiirteenä. Hyvä miten suomennoksessa kaikki puhuu savoa.

Only the second Dragon Quest game I'm diving into, last one was VIII back in PS2.

#DragonQuestIIIHD2DRemake

Jotenkin vahvasti uskon että siihen päälle kertoo siitä miten paljon naisia ja lapsia arvostetaan suomalaisessa kulttuurissa.

Was pretty good, easily the best of the sequels so far. Definitely the goriest one too. Also, brilliant use of the music.