JJ Ranvier

your user base consists entirely of people who are willing to migrate from social media websites that turn on them

Like the reserve hipster I am, I'm finally watching the second season of Fleabag and getting TORNT for hot priest holy fuck

I think this is the first time in my life that I've recognized more than half the line up of a music festival hot damn

Man, every sober "bar" I've gone to doesn't even try to recapture the vibe of a real bar. Lights are too bright. It's too quiet. The sober drinks are more than the real drinks.

Hopefully someone gets it right eventually.

Headline from the New York Times, 1939: “Goebbels ends careers of five “Aryan“ actors who made witticisms about the Nazi regime.”

www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...

"They're politicians, what are they supposed to do? Literally fight in the streets?"

Unashamed to say this made me cry.

He died doing what he loved: blaming America’s gun violence problem on minorities.

as always i encourage u all not to post things that may attract the attention of an authoritarian secret police with unlimited power to surveil american citizens at this time

Making a Statement Industrial Complex revving up. make sure to get those Statements in before the deadline tonight!!!!!!!!!

Polyamory but its just me reminding all the hot queers with ADHD in my life to eat lunch and maybe sometimes we kiss teehee

three queer cuties smiling together, Chicago skyline in the background

girl deck is worth leaving your husband for

💬

VectorStock image of a drawn guillotine with the subtitle "Guillotine Execution Device Royalty Free Vector Image"

royalty free, exactly

New York Times headline: "Is it Time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?" Above the headline a photo of the vampires from Sinners, asking to be let in. The photo has been modified with a downward-facing word balloon to create the effect that the vampires are speaking the headline.

I went to 3 different high schools and, despite being a huge nerd, went to prom 5 times.

The person I wanted to dance with most at the first prom ended up being my date to the last one.

Man, sucks to be living through the WWIII part of the Star Trek timeline, not the using reclipcators and holodecks and fucking aliens on Risa part.

ITS GOT LITTLE FEET TO MOBE IT HOLTSHITYY

TOS scene. We're outdoors in an arena of some kind with old rocky columns and artifacts surrounding an open dirt area designed for some kind of event or show. A sky colored red lends itself to the passion on display. In the middle, Spock and Kirk are laying on the ground together, Kirk on top, Spock on the bottom, thier bodies intertwined. A love that dareth not speaketh it's name. No caption.

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

The leopards
They are eating each other
yes
YES
The leopards are HUNGRY

Lobster fight meme, but it's all The Worst Person You Know

Twitter right now

@clairewillett honestly the best marketing scheme in history is men successfully getting away with calling women the "more emotional" gender for like, EONS, because they've successfully rebranded anger as Not An Emotion 6:00 PM • Aug 12, 2020

once again I must tap my own sign

Digitally illustrated graphic with big, bold, black text in the center reading "trans lives are more important than harry potter". Two cats with alternating colours of the trans flag lay above the top left and bottom right of the text, turning it pink & blue where they cross over.

happy pride month!

Two or three generations deep into cheap Ikea-Wayfair-Amazon alphabet soup furniture and nobody in the movies is clearing a desk to fuck on top of it anymore because we know better. Getting railed bent over that pressboard dresser? I think not.

Sometimes you turn 32 and you decide to listen to an album that you were obsessed with in middle school and realize thar Panic! At the Disco's first album still fucks.

two absolute rules:
1) if you can't afford to tip you can't afford to eat out
2) if you can't do a thing without using AI you can't do it

Skeet from @paladinlost: "My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly."

Happy Mother's Day to this guy's mom's devastating wildcat vagina

“Just calm down and let people enjoy chatgpt.” Sorry, no. I find it creepy that folks are treating a machine that mimics human speech as their friend / therapist. It is feeding you lies. It is destroying your thinking abilities. Shut it off. Talk to other humans. Go outside.

Where??? I wanna join!

Started to watch Game Changer The Bachelor pt. 1 and had to turn it off cause seeing Grant pick all the women except the chubby one really stung.

I really didn't need that reminder about how undesirable people shaped like me are.